"Princess Celestia cordially invites you to the divorce of Princess Mi Amore Cadenza and Shining Armor!"
Twilight rushes to Canterlot to figure out the meaning behind this letter, only to find a den of lies and greed.
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democritus
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Not enough mouth penetration in this fic.
1868565What the fuck? LOL
1868599
It's involves my previous project Spreading Seed, which was
...
let's not talk about it here.
1868602PM me
Dear Democritus this has been up for mere minutes and you already have to explain about the lack of mouth penetration.
This is why you are the best horsie author
Shining Armor is in love with Chrysalis? And Cadence blew Canterlot the fuck up? Rad as shit, dude. Here, have a mustache.
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Yes. Very.
Well, that escalated quickly.
I enjoyed this!
looks like the power went to the parents head
This shit. This shit right here.
Is bananas.
Well, that was amusing. Could have done with an epilogue of sorts on what happened with Shining Armor and Cadence, but Twilight's tale was amusing none the less.
we need more divorce fics
Half of this seems you're trying to make this serious, but the letter where celestia was excited for the divorce, fluttershy's last line, and princess celestia holding a cardboard sign that says 'Twilt Speckles', makes this seem like a trollfic.
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With Cadance, yeah, I should've had something. She did sorta just blow up a city and might have to answer to that.
With Shining Armor, though, it really doesn't matter. Did he find his true love? If he did, what happened? It doesn't change that he's ruined the Sparkles' reputation and drove Cadance to insanity. What happens to him is utterly irrelevant, as he's already done what he's done.
This story was started as a critique of Shining Armor, who for being a main character's sibling was really really plain. And didn't even suspect his fiance was replaced. After a while it stopped being that and turned into this story about the people around you being stupid.
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It's a serious story wrapped up in a candy-coated layer of comedy! You could interpret some parts either way!
Commence read.
Description made me burst out laughing!
I look forward to reading it.
I liked it. Not sure what it's trying to be. Also, kinda needs an epilogue.
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Is the 4-month break between attempts at writing it and complete rewrite of the 2nd chapter on obvious?
not the worst or the best I've read....
1868772
I got major yandere vibes from her, to be honest.
Keep her away from the knives.
Wait, what was the third letter about?
1868772
So far, pretty much every pony we've met has been broken, more or less.
I just love how everyone is so out of character
That was stupid! In a good way, though
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This fanfic's Raison d'être is that nothing is out of character for Shining Armor because he doesn't have a character.
I should really make my customary rambling monologue shouldn't I?
I just loved it the funniest thing ever.
But personally my favourite part is when flutershy asks who fucked the weather pony. The way she was so out of character was just hilarious
There needs to be more or a sequel to this.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? I AM GOING TO KICK SHINING ARMOR'S BALLS INTO NEXT TUESDAY! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, DEMOCRITUS? IF THERE IS NOT A SEQUEL TO THIS, SHINING ARMOR'S BALLS WON'T BE THE ONLY PAIR YOU'LL WON'T SEE TILL NEXT TUESDAY! YOU HEAR ME? I WILL END YOUR PATHETIC LIFE. UNLESS YOU SIT DOWN AND WRITE A FUCKING SEQUEL RIGHT NOW. YOU HAVE THREE WEEKS TO POST THE FIRST CHAPTER OR ELSE..
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Shit, um, I really have nowhere for this story to go.
Can I claim Twilight Sparkle Punches A Baby is a sequel?
1873487 NO.
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i.imgur.com/B27vq.png
1873508 It's your funeral.
I'm sorry to poke holes in your plot..
Thats what she said.
Tia, why are you so perverted.
i'ts cause she can't get any.
Purple, I hereby banish you to the farthest reaches of the land untill I figure out how to kill you... as I was saying... I'm sorry to poke holes in your plot SHUT UP CELESTIA but Shining armor and Princess Cadence live in the crystal empire seeing as they are the new leaders. I haven't read the story yet but if the discription matches the story perfectly then that is the only flaw so far.
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I was too deep into the story to quit when Crystal Empire aired. Besides, it didn't really add anything to either Shiny's or Cadance's personalities, which is the main point this story even exists.
1878158I will read soon. You will be happy to know that purple is dead. So no more annoying B***H to deal with.
It was brutal. You should have seen it.
Those eyes, Those purple eyes. Their still stairing at me.
Thats because I haven't incenerated her body yet and your standing next to it...
1878227
Dude this fanfic makes a point out of saying "fuck", you don't have to censor anything here.
1878244I have read several fics in the past hour, it is hard to remember which ones were rated what.
1868565
Is there ever enough?
1885053
After a certain threshold, it becomes more romantic and notable for there NOT to be mouth penetration.
Why does this remind me of School Days anime/visual novel ?
With Chrysalis as Sekai and Cadence as Kotonoha.
Especialy this ending :
(Moans at the begining , so turn down your speakers)
Could'nt help but to play the bad ending OST in my head whan Cadence totally snapped.
Now , I am a die hard Chrysalis fan and would choose her over Cadence any day , but that was no way to treat Cadence or a lady
.
... Now that I think about it , an epilogue where Cadence find and kill Shining in front of Chrysalis would be nice. With Chrysalis looking at him with disgust as he dies.
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I don't know about the rest of that but I can give you this.
i.imgur.com/mFVHK.png
I'm stoned years old and what is this
The story description promises intrigue, and the story delivers a Celestia that doesn't give a damn and a Fluttershy that swears. With all the ponies acting out of character, this should be labelled a crackfic. You don't get comedy by breaking promises to your readers.
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Fluttershy swearing is your problem? Really? Of all the fucking things it's that?
I don't promise shit to my readers except that this story contains words and horses. If I delivered what I apparently "promised" then the conclusion is obvious and inevitable. In other words, I've wasted your time and mine. There's too much unsubversive nonsense on the internet already for me to fade to background noise like the rest.
Why do I get the feeling that Chrysalis has already taken the form of princess Celestia
.
And twilight didn't notice anything too different with how she talked or the messed up sign?
Idiot.
.........
So let me get this straight.
Shining Armor left for Chrysalis, Cadence ends up leveling Canterlot (possibly dead) and out of all of them there, Luna and Twilight seem to be the only ones with a slight bit of common sense? What hellish universe is this?
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Equestria-618.
Celestia might not write the letters she sends, because she can't spell... Now there's an idea, sir, that's adorable!
Also, Fluttershy swearing... Curse you, making a man laugh when he's on the bus. Everyone was sitting there looking like
"What's with the weirdo sitting on his laptop laughing like a madman?"