http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/196862/down-with-molestia
Just go look at it here because he's already done the hard work, I'm just here because I agree wholeheartedly.

Like most of my stories, this started with a simple gag. Apple Bloom gets the birds and the bees talk, but somehow it ends up with Granny Smith ranting about conspiracy nonsense. Why was Apple Bloom getting the talk? Well, Granny is pretty clearly insane so she just mentions having a crush and Granny goes off the rails.

Boy I love having a climax and having to build a story around it! I should do it several dozen MORE times! Fuck me!

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Well now every story I write will end up with this in it somehow.

I didn't expect it to end like this.

Author's Author's Note Note: I know each chapter has individual author's notes, but, mine happen to be giant rambling monologues which really aren't suited for it.

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Am I the only one more than a little perturbed by this?

Not the follower specifically, foxhole you're fine, but just how it's presented?

I have 19 people staring at me at all times and I can't even go to the bathroom without feeling like there are eyes on me

watching me

scrutinizing me

judging me

Thanks a lot fimfiction now I believe I don't pee adequately.

It's your fault.

I swear.

I'm assuming you've read the story if you're reading this. If you haven't go away and read it. It's just 1608 words so it won't take long.

The story started with the title, actually. Suddenly late at night the phrase popped in my head. I had to make a story where the action is a logical conclusion of proceeding events. It had to be done.

Before I could go to bed and realize this was a terrible idea I wrote the first paragraph.

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