• Member Since 25th Mar, 2012
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democritus


My name is Ryu Nintendo and I know all the cheat codes.

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  • 559 weeks
    Down With Molestia - a correct choice 4 u 2 make

    http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/196862/down-with-molestia
    Just go look at it here because he's already done the hard work, I'm just here because I agree wholeheartedly.

    3 comments · 720 views
  • 572 weeks
    Author's Notes: Granny Smith's Dating Advice.

    Like most of my stories, this started with a simple gag. Apple Bloom gets the birds and the bees talk, but somehow it ends up with Granny Smith ranting about conspiracy nonsense. Why was Apple Bloom getting the talk? Well, Granny is pretty clearly insane so she just mentions having a crush and Granny goes off the rails.

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    1 comments · 539 views
  • 575 weeks
    Wait I can include youtube videos in my fanfics?

    Well now every story I write will end up with this in it somehow.

    I didn't expect it to end like this.

    0 comments · 485 views
  • 592 weeks
    Author's Notes: A Canterlot Divorce

    Author's Author's Note Note: I know each chapter has individual author's notes, but, mine happen to be giant rambling monologues which really aren't suited for it.

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    2 comments · 543 views
  • 612 weeks
    Ingsoc doubleplusgood.

    Am I the only one more than a little perturbed by this?

    Not the follower specifically, foxhole you're fine, but just how it's presented?

    I have 19 people staring at me at all times and I can't even go to the bathroom without feeling like there are eyes on me

    watching me

    scrutinizing me

    judging me

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    7 comments · 503 views
Aug
11th
2012

Ingsoc doubleplusgood. · 2:28am Aug 11th, 2012

Am I the only one more than a little perturbed by this?

Not the follower specifically, foxhole you're fine, but just how it's presented?

I have 19 people staring at me at all times and I can't even go to the bathroom without feeling like there are eyes on me

watching me

scrutinizing me

judging me

Thanks a lot fimfiction now I believe I don't pee adequately.

It's your fault.

I swear.

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Comments ( 7 )

:moustache: I'll have you know, that you urinate beautifully...
Like a healthy comrade.
:moustache:

Your tooth brushing technique, not so much.

This isn't helping.

To be fair, we are REALLY worried about your snacking habits

Quite frankly, you're pretty small for your age.

You cannot escape us.

It is your fault for looking so goshdarned adorable when you sleep.

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