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I like cats and ponies cuz they are fluffy! Come and talk if you want, I won't bite.

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It all started with a simple question. A simple, innocent question. Who could have guessed that it would lead to uncovering one of the deepest, darkest secrets in Equestria? Certainly not Pinkie, who must now face the ramifications of her curiosity, due to a question better left unanswered.

Why do we only speak Equestrian?

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Edited by lordelliott
Featured 5.12.2017

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 35 )

Glorious. Up voted.

I can't like or upvote anything because my fimfiction is broken so I just favourite'd instead

A+/10

Gavier #4 · 1 week ago · · ·

Very nice.

It would be funny if Starswirld called Celestia and Luna Spör and Blerb.

Some things would happen, that's for sure

8591600
Sequel: "That time Canterlot was destroyed and rebuild" :derpytongue2:

...The most worrying thing here is that Celestia keeps fuzzy fun time hoof cuffs that match the Mane Six's colors just lying around.

8591620 Ah, but they didn't rebuild it, and that is why there's a ruined castle in the middle of the forest.

This was a nice read. :)

...... this was........ wat...... what was this?

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I don't know. :rainbowlaugh: Maybe it's my craziness manifesting itself as words. :pinkiecrazy:

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:pinkiehappy:

8592010
Aah, I see. :trollestia:

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No but for real had this been a real conspiracy cover up story? This'd be a good one.

"Why do we all speak Equestrian?"

"Nopony tried to build a Tower of Babel here, so Pony God had no need to smite us."

"Ohhhhhhhh! That makes sense!"

:trollestia:

“Isn’t it strange? We have met Griffons, Minotaurs, Yaks, Dragons, Buffalo, Breezies,

Actually, Breezies DID speak their own language. Only Seabreeze could speak 'Equish' competently, and he learned it from ponies.

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:pinkiegasp:
Dang, that's right! I forgot that's how it went. :derpyderp1: And I think the reason for that is because Fluttershy converse with them normally, since she can understand them just fine. Well spotted. :twilightblush:

8592217 I am a terror when it comes to details.

You should have seen the treatise I did during one discussion on why the Eagles could not have safely taken the One Ring to Orodruin in Mordor.

And then Mattpatt made the same points on his Filmtheory series last week! Of course, he also went into the Silmarillion and the REALLY deep lore of Middle Earth, while I just stuck arguments I could construct from the novels most people would be familiar with.

It was okay.
Author's note really helped me to understand a lot.
👍

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Best author's notes I have ever written.
10/10

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I think I didn't spot that because I remember them more from this:

:derpytongue2:

I will admit, I was a little worried when I saw that Horror tag, but I am definitely glad I took the time to read this story. It was a lot of fun, portraying the cheerful and irreverent Celestia that we all like to see. Good show.

“Yes. For you shall face…”

Pinkie was sweating profusely as she went cross-eyed when Celestia brought one of the objects in front of her.

“...the tickle.”

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Every time I thought I had it figured out where this story was going to go, it swerved the other way. :trollestia:

Wonder what would happen if dash asked. You know she couldn't keep her nose out of it after seeing Pinkie in that state. :twilightsmile:

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A second chapter was in the plannings, but we deemed it too naughty for any mortal to comprehend and not suffer some naughtiness related side effect, so it is not happening in the near future. :derpytongue2:

8595355
What do you mean by... “we”?

8598445
Me and another person? :rainbowhuh: Technically it was just me who decided that, but anyway. :rainbowkiss:

8599154
So, Who is the other... “person”?

8599854
I'll let you puzzle that one out for yourself. :raritywink:

8599154
Yes. Yes, you did. I almost said something, but decided to let the joke ride. :ajsmug:

8599854
He has multiple personalities, obviously. :derpytongue2:

8599960
*Starts puzzling*


8600205
Ah! Okay.


8599154
May I talk to Other TrixterCat?

8600376
You are allowed to try. Results are not guaranteed.

8600393
Hello? Other Trixter? Are you there?

...

...

*Takes deep breath*

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?!?!?

8600420
Hmm...

Hello???

...

HeLlO?¿?

...

HELLO!?!?

...

ARE YOU THERE OTHER TRIXTER!?!?

...

*Pulls out megaphone*

OTHER TRIXTER! THIS IS THE PUH-LICE! WE HATH YOU SURROUNDED!!!

8600430
HOW

DARE

HE!?

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