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RarityEQM
Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem
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Oh
Missed a perfect opportunity here.
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That killed me
*clapping* Well done. This was quite romantically/ erotically campy, and I rather enjoyed it, lol.
Ahhhh...
Plushies...
Those fuzzy little things...
Those beautiful toys...
Those...
Those......
Those poor little things! I was forced to throw them all out!
This was quite well done. With a bit more length, and less focus on the silly, and more on the eroticism, and you would have said smoking hot clopfic!
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Oh, this was much more erotic before I decided to add the silly to it. I can't stop myself, I'm a comedian, darling!
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LOL, it did give me an idea for a fic...
Kind of funny. I imagine that Rarity's romantic interest had some influence on this.
For some reason, Alejandro reminded me of an old Saturday Night Live sketch series called "The How Do You Say? Ah, Yes. Show." In it, the host -- "Antonio Banderas" -- would sometimes have to be sexy, which mostly meant him standing up and posing with his shirt open.
Next chapter/sequel idea. Another pony gets involved, possibly without Sweetie knowing.
Perhaps Rarity or a unicorn from school decides to give Alejandro a little apparent autonomy by telekinetically nudging him in directions Sweetie didn't decide. Or maybe a friend in her room finds Alejandro while innocently playing, and Sweetie decides that a gentlecolt would properly introduce himself. The first idea could be hotter, depending on what you're in to, but the second idea probably better fits the story's comedic style.
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At breakfast:
Rarity: I heard you talking about your new little colt friend, Sweetie."
Sweetie: ...W-What?
Rarity: Oh, you know, that little colt you've been gushing over, Alejandro, I think his name was. I heard you muttering his name in your room. I think it's just darling you have a crush on someone! That's adorable."
Sweetie: .....uh...
Rarity: I would love to meet the lad, dear, invite him over anytime! How about this weekend?
Sweetie: ...I...I have to go now. Outside. I have to go outside now. Goodbye.
Rarity: Errm...Ooookay...?
Later at the CMC club House:
Sweetie: YOU GUYS NEED TO HELP ME!!!
That's hilarious, I rollled off my char on it.
That was really enjoyable, a nice light and funny reading, and the commedy was spot on in my opinion.
Have a nice day
-NumberEight
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Alejandro knows of this softness.
ok.. that was hilarious. high fives for you.
Is Alejandro Pedobear's cousin?
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Yes.
i was laughing so hard, damn. the writing itself was awesome but the comedy was too much XD
one look at Alejandro and I died laughing
This was as sexy as it was funny, Rares! Bravo!
That Alejandro, though! Quite the scoundrel!
I could so easily see Sweetie Belle actually doing this. Even the vanilla canon version of Sweetie Belle, just off screen. Not only that, but I think she is the only one of the CMC who would construct such an elaborately staged fantasy to masturbate.
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At least this time she didn't bring out the costumes...
This reminds me too much of bell delphine's particular video about something very similar.
Well, that gives me an idea...
Quite the good read!