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Sweetie is assigned to do a research paper on the topic of pony reproduction. Uncomfortable with explaining the 'ins and outs' of the process, Rarity asks Twilight for help.

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Sweetie could of taken notes after hours with Spike and Rarity.:moustache::raritywink:

Magical abuse is a criminal offence .:facehoof:

How did you decide on the title picture?

I don't see how this would land Twilight in jail. Unless she was charged with magical abuse, like 5286792 said...

5286792 so is pedophilia

5286947 What? Poor ol Spikes just a little younger than Twilight, (And NOT HUMAN)

5286954 different species age at different rates. spike is still a baby, as in, not of physical maturity. sparity is a full-blown pedo-ship. not being human is irrelevant.

5286998 Canon shipping, Try going to the Amazon ,India or the Middle East where it's common for your ideals to blossom.
It's a cute cartoon couple, Time passes at the same rate for every thing from mountains ,animals .lettuce,:pinkiehappy:
Now go away.:facehoof:


Goodness, you two are over thinking the joke. I promise, everything will be okay. :derpytongue2:

5287032 It was a funny joke, Nicely written Thank you.:twilightsheepish::pinkiehappy::yay::raritystarry::moustache::ajsmug:

It's funny, so it did its job. pass.:twilightsmile:

5286924 I find this as as crimes against equinetie... And we'll, I'm not sure what else to classify this under... Child abuse seems to fit. Although, I am using human laws... Oh well, as the pony congress.

Also, that joke about " I had my mouth full." Just, lol is all I can say. And, Twilight must have sent a interesting letter to Celestia in prison...

What in the blue hell did I just read :applejackconfused:

Well that was... unexpected, to say the least. Yet, somehow, I really liked it. Sweetie Belle is the curious type, is she not?

Gotta wonder now: how is Scootaloo braving on her side of things? Who's teaching her?

I wonder what Rainbow Dash is up to...

Comment posted by Reiku deleted Nov 21st, 2014

Fucking glorious

I was laughing so hard the whole time I read this! This just about the funniest sex/joke I've read as a story. :rainbowlaugh:

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