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Captain_Hairball


A Warning to Others

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That's... Oddly specific timing.

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Yeh but I checked and there's a black gap there so it fits atleast

Hm. Bit hard to follow. But hilarious.

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Those scene breaks of unspecified length. So much can happen in them.

“And remember when Great Uncle Lebensraum got sent to the moon and everypony acted like they were sad, but really we were all relieved that we didn’t have to ignore his tribalist rants any more?”

I see what you did there. :twilightoops: :rainbowlaugh:

7564294 I don't. Please help me.

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Lebensraum was a German policy most notably used by the Nazis as a justification for war, referring to the conquest and subsequent settlement of lands east of Germany for the purpose of achieving agricultural self sufficiency. The Nazi version of the plan included the partial or complete genocide of populations already living in these lands in order to provide more land to their alleged master race.

green peppers for roughage and mouthfeel,

Why do I suddenly have this irrational urge to stab Twilight Sparkle...? :flutterrage::rainbowlaugh:

It felt. So. Amazingly. Good. Better than either of the other mares he’d been with.

I can guess Cadance was one of the other mares he'd been with, but who's the third? His mom?

7564527 Ahh... that one. I should pay more attention in history class.

This is the most unerotic boner I've ever had.

... So was this meant to be a clop fic... or not?

It's in character at least.

Having an unexpected boner would be hard to hide in Equestria, wouldn't it? I'd like to think they just turn a blind eye to it/don't think much about it.

>Great Uncle Lebensraum

Fucking lost it.

this... I... Whaaaa?:rainbowhuh: This is oddly funny. I give it the WhyBoner award.

I always love TwilightShinine shipping.

Twily, did you just put a mind control spell on me?”
Twilight grinned. “No. I put a penis control spell on you. Totally ethically fine. I think

Please, like there's a difference.

whose sweet voice was calling out her wild, technically accurate passion.

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I squee like a schoolgirl whenever you comment on my stories. :twilightsmile:

That...Uh... Happened...:trixieshiftleft:


Neat.:trixieshiftright:

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That title is amazing

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Just making a note to myself that I fixed that typo so I don't dig it out with find replace and realize it's fine now like I just did. :facehoof:

I would never have thought that casually scientific dirty talk would be hot, but here we are.

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