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Captain_Hairball


A Warning to Others

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to bad im 16. i want this stuff! hehehahaha!

For some reason I just always see fluttershy attracting MILFS. I shall read this but have a like tho:twilightsmile:

7614548 her child like innocence must be like honey to older mares I guess? Lol

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Thanks for being honest. Reported you. :ajbemused:

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It's a theme I return to often in my work. :trollestia:

Fluttershy giggled. “Or you could be my mom.”

Their eyes met. The sounds and smells of the grocery store fell away. Time seemed to slow. Fluttershy felt an electric tingle as she looked into those big smokey blues.

“Well,” said the older mare, “a good and loyal daughter would come home with her mother and help her unpack her groceries.”

and now you've made Mrs. Mash my favorite milf pony...i hope your happy xD:pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy:

Der Götteranalverkehrpartei!

I was actually impressed how well this was written- most works I read now a days is so so and one shot in nature, but this actually had some good structure to it! Nice job!

That was some very good psuedo-incest. It was very well done. Just one issue.

Buck me harder, please

Really, want's wrong with using the word fuck? Cock, ass, pussy, incest role play.

Buck.

Yes, ponies are capable of bucking. It's phonetic rhyming. We get it. It also kills the flow because it's switching words for no reason. There's no need to do this. If a pony is capable of taking a cock up the ass like an adult, they are capable of swearing like an adult.

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Your argument is valid, but I think it's cute when they say 'buck'. :trollestia:

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Though now I'm thinking about '00s Battlestar Galactica, and how it was fine when they used 'frak' as a random swear and really annoying when they used it literally, so IDK maybe you have a point.

Hopefully more to come

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"I have HAD IT with these motherbucking SNAKES on this motherbucking PLANE!"

That was pretty hot. Thanks for writing and sharing this. ^^

The role-playing was... okay. Not that it wasn't a good theme, or written well. It was. It just didn't work for me with the pairing. Call it a personal criticism.
The action description was well done. But I feel like it was missing just a tiny something to make it perfect. Hoofing perhaps? Yes, hoofing. Some elbow-deep hoofing. Anyways,
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I... i think this is a dream story come true, but I'm pritty sure I was joking when I said this ship and situation. Good story but now I think I should look for spies or just wear a tinfoil hat, so they don't hear the random ships I put together in my head or just say jokingly.
But just go Fluttershy, you got over 9,000 points to Gryffindor for scoring with Mrs Mash!:yay:

Do you ever write Non-clop? I see a nice opportunity for a follow up where you explore the emotional connection the two. Y'know for character building purposes? I see a sorta potential for a mother/daughter relationship that goes beyond sex where one wants to be cared for and the other is willing to do it.

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That’s a good idea! I’ll add it to my list of plot bunnies!

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There would probably be sex in it though. I am what I am. :facehoof:

According to recent studies, women are actually 4x more likely to achieve orgasm with anal stimulation.
The main issue is women are very closed minded about the subject, and they just assume it'll hurt a lot.
Of course, if you go into it without proper precautions and expecting pain, you'll find it.
And as if to prove it...
...According to a study by the University in Zagreb, out of over 1500 women surveyed, about 52% of women who tried anal and stopped because they didn't like it "...neglected to use lubrication during anal sex."

Women are just mentally not willing to give it a chance because they think it's gross and dirty.
They don't have liquid meals for 24hrs to prepare first, alternative to that they don't do enemas, and apparently over half of them don't even bother with LUBE!
Yet women get about the same sexual stimulation from anal as men do.
The nerve cluster that feeds sensory information from the prostate in men is the same as the nerve cluster that feeds between the vaginal and colon walls, and it's what's responsible for women having what has been colloquially termed the "G-spot".
Women literally have an anal G-spot that (due to the colon wall being thinner than the vaginal wall) gives even more intense orgasms.

So yeah, looks like the way you wrote Fluttershy is just that hers is simply easier to access than most other mares.

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Interesting! Thank you!

My female characters' love of anal derives partly from my knowing what it feels like. I only know vaginas from an outsider's perspective. :rainbowwild: Good to know female anal orgasms are possible; I will definitely make use of this knowledge!

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