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Highlord Langslock


If the darkness grows so deep that we cannot see the light, then we shall rise up and BECOME the light!

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Ponies are silly.

Stories about ponies are silly.

This is a collection of silly, nonsensical stories that only took me a few minutes to write for each of them with no mind for quality beyond being silly. Some take place in the Equestria Girls universe.

Chapters (13)
Comments ( 26 )

"Channel all the power of the sun..." that sounds familiar. http://www.superstupor.com/sust04092008.shtml :raritywink:

Ah, Sugarcoat. Always good for a laugh.

Law of inverse ninja in action.

If Adagio wants revenge on the Rainbooms she should sic Sonata on them by telling her to hang out with them. If her ninja skills don't get them then her personality, essentially being a second more evil Pinkie Pie, will.

Maybe Sugarcoat should try making a list of people's positive points beforehand, but then again if she did that we wouldn't have entertainment like this.

Nice use of Flash's big brother side. I like the idea of him being a big sibling and I'd say he reacted very appropriately here.

“How did you manage to keep from using it on your husband while you were making your daughter?” asked Sweetie Belle, who was apparently old enough to know how that was done.
“I didn’t.”
“Oh.”

...That was just so twisted I couldn't help but laugh.

Never heard of that website before. Now I'll be sure to avoid it at all costs.

“Equestria has more than enough princesses,” said Pinkie Pie.

Nah. There's not enough.
Not only does Starlight need to become an alicorn, the rest of the mane 6 AND the CMC all need to become alicorns.

Besides, if you make Starlight a princess, the show will go belly up within a month!”

If handled properly, I could see the show being just fine were Starlight to ever become an alicorn.

Yeah... Mane-iac's puns aren't that great.
You know what the best pun in the show is?
This:

I'm aware of the Fluffy pony phenomenon, but only just now have I found out that there's an entire website dedicated to it.

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If handled properly, I could see the show being just fine were Starlight to ever become an alicorn.

From what I heard about the flame wars born from Twilight's ascension and Flurry Heart's birth, I wouldn't be so sure about that. Frankly, I consider it something of a minor miracle that they made Starlight becoming a regular work considering her half-baked "redemption".

I laughed at this. Good work.

Oh gods yes! This was perfect!:rainbowlaugh:

This kind of reminds me of an old comic I found online shortly after Twilight became an alicorn. Rainbow was jealous that Twilight had wings and a horn so she told Discord to turn her into an alicorn like Twilight, so he did, an alicorn JUST LIKE Twilight. But your version is much funnier.

Got a problem? Dude, this is the MLP fandom. One more little girl show doesn't matter here.

:facehoof: Twilight, she's been around long enough that she was probably trained by actual Shinobi.

Will this ever be continued?

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Maybe, if I ever get any new ideas, but don't hold your breath. Good news is that I'm working on some new stuff that I'm positive you'll enjoy, so be on the lookout for that.

Why is there a gore tag? The synopsis makes it sound unneeded.

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There is some mention of gore in one of the chapters, so I thought I should add it.

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