“Mom, Dad, I’m home.”
“Hi son, how was school today?”
“It was alright. By the way, I think I might be gay.”
“Oh, really?”
“Yeah, I was watching Six Pack while we warming up for gym class, and I felt kind of…excited, if you know what I mean.”
“Huh. Well, are you going to ask him out? He is pretty hot.”
“I don’t think so Mom; he’s not really my type. Besides, honestly, I feel kind of awkward about it. Is that weird?”
“Not at all; all the experts say that there is usually an ‘adjustment period’ when a pony realizes that they’re homosexual. If you like, I can help you find some books on the subject.”
“Thanks Dad.”
“So have you thought about what you’re going to do when you decide to have kids?”
“Um, that’s a long ways off from now Mom.”
“Because adoption and surrogates are all well and good, but temporary sex-change spells are perfectly safe if you want something a bit more traditional.”
“Mom!”
“It would be nice to have a daughter, even if just for a little while.”
“Argh!”
I laughed at this. Good work.
Oh gods yes! This was perfect!