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// Closet?  What Closet? 
// Story: Silly Pony Stories 
// by Highlord Langslock 
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	“Mom, Dad, I’m home.”

“Hi son, how was school today?”

“It was alright.  By the way, I think I might be gay.”

“Oh, really?”

“Yeah, I was watching Six Pack while we warming up for gym class, and I felt kind of…excited, if you know what I mean.”

“Huh.  Well, are you going to ask him out?  He is pretty hot.”

“I don’t think so Mom; he’s not really my type.  Besides, honestly, I feel kind of awkward about it.  Is that weird?”

“Not at all; all the experts say that there is usually an ‘adjustment period’ when a pony realizes that they’re homosexual.  If you like, I can help you find some books on the subject.”

“Thanks Dad.”

“So have you thought about what you’re going to do when you decide to have kids?”

“Um, that’s a long ways off from now Mom.”

“Because adoption and surrogates are all well and good, but temporary sex-change spells are perfectly safe if you want something a bit more traditional.”

“Mom!”

“It would be nice to have a daughter, even if just for a little while.”

“Argh!”