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// The Horro-I mean, the WONDERS of Birth 
// Story: Silly Pony Stories 
// by Highlord Langslock 
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	“You’re doing great honey cakes,” said Carrot Cake, holding his wife’s hoof in his own.

“Carrot Cake, I swear to Faust I am cutting off your dick when this is over!” shrieked Cupcake as she tried to squeeze the parasite she had been carrying for the past eleven months out through her soon to be mangled uterus.

“That’s right dear, just let it out,” said Carrot Cake, chuckling nervously.

“Yeah Cupcake, threatening to mutilate other ponies always helps me when I’m in excruciating pain,” said Pinkie Pie.

“Pinkie Pie?!  What are you doing here?!” demanded Cupcake.

“Duh!  I wanted to witness the miracle of birth!” said Pinkie Pie as she took a peak underneath the sheet that was covering Cupcake’s crotch.


Seconds later, Pinkie Pie was violently retching into a toilet, Fluttershy holding her now-flat mane back to prevent any ick from getting on it.

“It’s not a miracle!” Pinkie Pie cried as she came up for air.  “It’s a horrific orgy of muscles and bodily fluids with a tiny pony’s he-“

Cheeks bulging, Pinkie Pie bent down to continue vomiting.