Silly Pony Stories

by Highlord Langslock


Soninja

“So then you just divide x by y, multiply the result by z, add j, multiply and divide by ibm, and then do it all in reverse. It couldn’t be simpler.” Twilight adjusted her glasses proudly.

Applejack’s eyes spun around in her head. “Um, could ya run that by us one more time jus’ a little slower?”

Twilight groaned and rolled her eyes in frustration. She then shrieked and pointed up at something. Looking up, everyone saw Sonata Dusk clinging to the library’s ceiling. Letting go, she landed on her feet without making a sound.

“Aw shoot, you caught me,” she pouted.

“What the heck are you doing here siren?!” Rainbow Dash demanded.

“I’m spying on you guys to help with Adagio’s plan for revenge-DUH!” Sonata sneered.

“Never mind that-how the heck did you sneak in here without us seeing you, and how the heck did you get on the ceiling?” asked Sunset.

“Oh, I was trained by shinobi in ancient Neighpon,” said Sonata brightly. “I’m a bona fied ninja!”

“Actually, I’m not sure if you can really call yourself that,” said Twilight. “The official practice is believed to have died out at the end of the…”

“Don’t deny my ninjahood!” Sonata shrieked. Grabbing Twilight’s arm, she expertly flipped her to land painfully on her back.

“Hey, what do you think you’re doing?!” cried Sunset. She tried to grab Sonata, only to have the same thing happen to her.

“Oh, it’s on…” Rainbow Dash started to say, only for Sonata to flip her as well. She then proceeded to flip the rest of the gang just for the heck of it.

“Ninja!” she cried, forming a hand seal and disappearing in a puff of smoke, leaving behind only a taco on the floor.

Another puff of smoke, and Sonata reappeared, picking up the taco.

“Almost forgot this,” she said. “That would have been embarrassing.” Yet another puff of smoke and she was gone again.