For someone named "TheTimeSword", I sure don't manage my time very well.
Tonight, Soarin and Rainbow Dash are going to try experimenting in the bedroom. Rainbow's a little nervous about Soarin's strange request. She doesn't want to hurt him, both figuratively and literally, so she goes to get some advice before the big night.
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Didn't see that coming. I suppose it... came from behind.
As I once heard from a friend, there is no wrong hole. Take that as you will.
Saw it coming from 2 miles away....
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Right?
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Oh.... My... GOD. I can't BELIEVE you just did that.
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He must be very anal about puns.
So...has International Womens' Day become a cliche response yet?
This was worth a chuckle or two. I wouldn't call it great, but it was certainly enjoyable.
Though I feel like you missed an opportunity for a joke at Spike's expense, what with Rainbow being at the castle with this stuff. Isn't making that dragon suffer the point of the show?
Oh come on! Rainbow said she was worried about hurting him, wasn't that a giveaway!?
Also...
...They're Pegasi, isn't that a little racist there, Twilight?
7022559 Somebody get this shit stirrer a drink
Funny:)
*Looks at story cover* This is gonna be hilariously painful isn't it?
7022254 lmao
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Actually, anal can be very painful for the guy if not done properly.
Source: Personal Experience
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Your friend has obviously never played golf before. Those people are surprisingly tight for a bunch that plays with heads and shafts all day.
Lol, that was a good ending.
Normally I never comment on stories like these but what the heck? I didn't get what happened. Not really. I was sure that it was anal but it sounded like it wasn't. I'm not sure what happened. So... what happened?
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It's implying that Soarin' was the one "receiving" the butt stuff, not rainbow. Like she used toys on him or something.
Story in a fitting nutshell
7022863 LOL nice. He kinda Backed into that one, didn't he?
7024480 That's what I thought but I couldn't remember how that would work out. Toys makes sense.
7023483 This is true, however it would have struck me as odd that that was her primary concern.
Wait, wait, was this supposed to be a twist ending? Because she said repeatedly "I don't want to hurt him." I mean...what else could it have possibly been?
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I actually saw it coming.
7026806 Yeah. In hindsight I suppose it's pretty obvious.
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His sword could have been bent during the act, and having that happen is EXTREMELY painful.
I was half expecting the last scene to be them actually doing the butt stuff...
Somehow it's funnier the way it really is.
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That's an old quote. No wrong hole, just not enough of lube.