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Bad Dragon
I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!
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Comment section minigame for the first chapter of the story Celestia Sits on Fluttershy’s Face (anypony is welcome to play this game in the comment section of this story).
GAME
Does this story remind you of a song that you know? If yes, post it in the comments in the following format:
- A link or embedded Youtube video of it.
- Percentage of correlation (0% being an unrelated song, 100% being a song written exactly for this story).
- Reason why this song reminded you of this story or the excerpt of the lyrics that resonates with this fic in some way.
Music recommendations for reading chapter 1 of this story:
Sirenia - The last call — Correlation: 70% (Lyrics)
I’ve been lost and found — And broken down by the reason in your eyes — I’ve been turned around — Turned upside down by the fraud in all your lies
Monty Python - Sit on My Face — Correlation: 40% (Lyrics) [suggested by 6475319]
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Mastodon - All The Heavy Lifting — Correlation: 40% (Lyrics)
Just close your eyes — And pretend that everything's fine — Just close your eyes — I'll tell you when
Anneke Van Giersbergen - Treat me like a lady — Correlation: 40% (Lyrics)
something about you is off I could tell — Your superior looks got the best of me
Haven't read this yet, but due to the tutle and description, all I can think of is:
The song this story reminds me of:
6362783 Except that Celestia's itch isn't located on her cheek.
6362975 Thank you for playing the game. There is some relevance to the song you suggested, but the lyrics trailed off a little for it to be relevant enough.
I give it 20% relevance (about 40% is needed to win the game).
I hope Celestia's butt isn't too clean. There should be a reason for the itch and we don't want Fluttershy to enjoy it too much, right?
6363776 We'll just have to wait for the second chapter to find out, won't we?
6364082 who made the picture of Celestia sitting on Fluttershy's head? I want to get the full picture of it, I tried your fanfiction reading of the first chapter of this story, but the video won't let me watch it so I can get the full picture of this story
So if you can send me a full picture of Celestia sitting on Fluttershy's head, that would be helpful of you
6364344 I hope I don't get banned for this...
https://dwtr67e3ikfml.cloudfront.net/bookCovers/ccce4834a26e80ac2d7e07df65304057d762060f
This picture was my sole inspiration for writing the story. When I saw it, I couldn't hold back the urge to write it. It simply had to be done. I just hope I did justice to the awesome artist Kavinsano.
6364386 if that's a Derpibooru image, you could have just referred to the number instead of risking life, limb and, worst of all, banning, just for our sakes.
6364386 Ok I'm sorry that I have to ask you to send me the picture again
But when I tried to look at the picture on my iPod, my iPod went back to the menu
So can you send me the picture again but on my email account please?
Email - legooliverclips@gmail.com
Again. Sorry I have to ask you this again
6364518 Looks like I still haven't done enough.
6364766 You have it on your e-mail as well. I hope you and your iPod can handle it.
6365316 nah. You do plenty.
Edit: except release the next chapter in a "couple of hours".
Re-edit: off-topic, but darn funny: http://ultimareuniverse.tumblr.com/post/127752094140
6366222 It's only been a couple of hours since I wrote that. Either way, I'll release the next chapter in less than an hour.
Comment section minigame for the second chapter of the story Celestia Sits on Fluttershy’s Face (anypony is welcome to play this game in the comment section of this story)
GAME 1
Does this story remind you of a song that you know? If yes, post it in the comments in the following format:
- A link or embedded Youtube video of it.
- Percentage of correlation (0% being an unrelated song, 100% being a song written exactly for this story).
- Reason why this song reminded you of this story or the excerpt of the lyrics that resonates with this fic in some way.
Music recommendations for reading this story:
Nox Arcana - Angels are Weeping — Correlation: 80% (Lyrics)
Gaze into depths of emerald absinthe — And plunge through the twists of the labyrinth
Our innocence lost, and our faith destroyed — Spiraling down into lightless void
I Sit On You (suggested by moviemaster851) — Correlation: 70% (Lyrics)
This is what I do I — Sit on you,sit on you,sit on you — This is what i do i sit on you — Right on your head.
GAME 2
Do you know of a synonym for ‘ass’ that has not been used in the story? Post it and you’ll win this game (there can be multiple winners).
Regarding Game 2, see if you checked all of these off:
i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/271/672/e2a.jpg
i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/129/962/130552193389.png
Now to reading!
6366368 Bravo! Those are very good. I haven't even heard of half of them. You just won the game. Thank you for playing GAME 2.
6366382 they come from a season 1 meme, because Pound Puppies came on before (or maybe after? I didn't join until pre-season 2) Ponies and they always showed the same promo for it: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/secret-butt-fun
Should be "as well, lest the".
Also, I was positive Fluttershy should have at least passed out from lack of air a few times, or from trauma.
6366480 I didn't know about this meme. We learn every day, I guess.
Thanks for noticing the error. I'm a bit rusty on the olde English. I fixed it the way you suggested.
Fluttershy got a sip here and there, so she did have some air. Celestia also let her take a big gasp. As for the trauma—Fluttershy lives with Angel Bunny. She's used to it.
Watch out for her queefing.
6366544 Queefing
Too late.
6366554 NOOOOOO...!!!
Ray Comfort would like this story.
6366822 Why do you think that he would like it?
6366841
6342035
Subtle, I know.
This is AWESOME!!! A BANANA!
Selling past the close, there, Celly.
You have a way with words, BD. This is not normally my thing, but I read it because of the pairing and I have to say that I enjoyed it greatly.
6367036 I did actually draw some inspiration from that video.
6367515 Yes, that one is very relevant. You just won GAME 1. Congratulations!
6367672 Don't tell me you never thought of using a banana? It's almost as if it was made for the alternative usage.
6368050 I'm glad you enjoyed it. I was kind of weary when you hinted that you like cuteness. This story is kind of the reverse of that.
6368193
I meant more that the pairing is cute. What they're doing, on the other hand, can be anything as long as it's well-written.
6368193 yes.. Especially when I was in jail
6368290 Look what you did! You just unleashed an urge in me to go to your user page and talk to you about it.
6342035 Another classic...
6475319 Congratulations! You won The Game.
6481551 woo-hoo
Im a bad person for doing this but im being nice to every follower and person i follow to
This was disgusting...
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... What did I just read...? And why was I eating dinner while reading it?
Oh, well, I guess I just like to live dangerously
This was brilliant. I did not undestand it at all
6640109
Neither did Fluttershy.
6641431 I'm not sure if even you completely understood that or not.
6642478 I've actually tried decoding it and failed. Kind of ironic, as I was the one who wrote it. My head-canon says that Celestia is smart and knows how to overwhelm the brains of others.
*Sees that there are two chapters, one story and one clop*
..................
*Looks left*
......................
*Looks right*
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*Shamelessly clicks 'clop'*
why is this story rated mature?
...
It's clop, isn't it?
6928405 The story chapter is Teen rated and has no clop. Just pure story.
If you want clop, on the other hoof, you can proceed to the clop chapter.
Enjoy.
Oh Celestia! The description itself is comedy gold!
Looks like somepony got a Face Full of Sunshine.
7024199 Coincidentally, that is the title of another story that was inspired by the same cover art picture:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/102725/face-full-of-sunshine
7025354
100th like.
This story is absolutely spectacular. I'll admit that the part of Fluttershy coughing up nearly made me throw up given that I just finished eating but this is an expertly written story and I guess you could say that Fluttershy tasted the sun....poor thing. Perhaps she should taste the moon too, or the moon taste her.