You shiver with foreboding at your apparent jinx.
DFV: So you felt it too? That is...unsettling
You: What? What is it?
DFV: Something powerful enough to cause even a weakling such as you to feel it's presence...Something wicked this way comes.
You: Ya? I figured as much, Ponyville just seems to be a beacon for all things unholy and evil. I'll just deal with it like always.
DFV: Agreed, you best keep Night Shade close, keep her safe
You: Don't I always? Besides, I'm starting to get a little creeped out about how much "Caring" you seem to be showing towards her.
DFV: Should a mother not care for her child?
You: Well it wasn't that long ago that you were referring to her as a tool in order for me to take vengeance, so ya, no mother of the year awards for you.
DFV: I've always wanted her safe, even if my reasons have changed since I've been trapped in your feeble mind. I do care for her greatly.
You: Sure you do (sarcastically)
DFV: I DO! And if you want to continue caring for her yourself, then you should get those girls away from that bridge!
You: What are you...(see's CMC on bridge with bungee cords around them)
CMC: CUTIEMARK CRUSADERS BUNGEE JUMPERS YAY!!!
You: Whoa! NO NO NO NO!!! (you grab them all before they jump) cut that out
CMC: Awwwww
You shiver with foreboding doom at the apparent laughing jinx you swore you heard a few moments ago.
So you felt it too? That is... unsettling
You flinch at hearing the dark whisper and mentally respond,
What? What is it?
Something powerful enough to cause even a weakling such as you to feel it's presence... By the pricking of my hoof, something wicked this way comes...
Yeah? I figured as much, Ponyville just seems to be a beacon for all things unholy and evil. I'll just deal with it like I always do...
Running around like an imbecile before I need to bail you out? the DFV scoffs, Regardless, you better keep Nightshade close, keep her safe.
Ignoring her insult, you respond,
Don't I always? Besides, I'm starting to get a little creeped out about how much "Caring" you seem to be showing towards her.
Should a mother not care for her child?
Well, it wasn't that long ago that you were referring to her as a mere tool of vengeance, so ya, no mother of the year award for you anytime soon.
I've always wanted her safe, even if my reasons have more-or-less changed since I've been trapped in your feeble mind. I do care for her greatly.
Sure you do, and I'm the king of Equestria. you snark.
I DO! And if you wish to continue caring for her yourself, then you should get those girls away from that bridge!
What are you-
You stop and your eyes widen in shock when you see the Cutie Mark Crusaders on the edge of a bridge with bungee cords around them.
"CUTIEMARK CRUSADERS BUNGEE JUMPERS YAY!!!"
"Whoa! NO NO NO NO!!!" You yell as you rush over and grab all four of the fillies before they could splatter themselves.
"Cut that out!"
"Awwwww..." the four say in disappointment.
With a roll of your eyes, you go look for a tree with decent shade to relax under. You found a suitable tree a few seconds later, but before you could relax you hear...
CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS MAD SCIENTISTS!!! YAY!!!
"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS MAD SCIENTISTS!!! YAY!!!"
You look over at the CMC and Nightshade in horror and see them wearing labcoats while being surrounded by jars of chemicals. You think,
WHERE IN THE NAME OF LUNA DID THEY GET THOSE CHEMICALS!? And is that... IS THAT LIQUID NITROGEN! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND OWNS LIQUID NITROGEN!
Sweetie Belle is about to put her hoof into the liquid nitrogen, so you desperately dash over there just in time to you slap the bottle away from the girls (sadly, this resulted in an early winter for an anthill nearby). You glare at the fillies with disappointment as you say,
"That would have to be the most dumbflank thing I have ever seen, and trust me when I say I've seen and done alot of dumbflank things!"
The time I slept though the "Fake Being a Parent" lesson comes to mind. You think to yourself in a deadpanned tone.
The fillies give ashamed looks as they look down and say,
"We're sorry."
You sigh in relief as you say,
"Good... now let's go somewhere where you won't be near any dangerous chemicals. Also, you better return all this equipment back to the rightful owner. Okay?"
They nod their heads and say,
"Okay!"
They walk away with the chemical equipment in hoof (hopefully to return the equipment) as you sigh and are about to go after them to make sure they don't cause anymore trouble, when you see...
And later you come across a sad looking Pinkie Pie.
You: ummm Hey
P: ...
You: Do you need something?
P: ...
You: OK then, well I guess I'll
P: Why?
You: Huh?
P: Why did you accuse me of being a murderer?
You: Oh well because...(You have no good reason)
P: I mean, what was all that about yesterday?
You: Uhh...
P: I mean, I know you don't like me very much for some reason, but why would you say such a hurtful thing?
You: Well, I guess I was just... overreacting?
P: Overreacting...OVERREACTING!!!
You get a little scared
P: You made me confess that I was gonna skin ponies and make them into cupcakes. That's not funny! That's...I don't even know what that is!
You: Umm...
P: It was all kind of silly in hindsight, but everypony heard me say that, and the flower didn't bloom!
You: Oh...
P: It bloomed for all your "lies" but not that obvious one...Now some ponies think I'm gonna make them into cupcakes (starts sniffling)
You: I'm...I'm sorry... I just got carried away.
P: I could never do such a thing, to anypony or anything... So why didn't the flower bloom? (starts crying) Is there a part of me that was telling the truth? (Starts Bawling)
You: (thinking) Luna Dang It! Why do I keep making Mares cry? Grrr...curse you conscience and your real world consequences. Time for operation hug first, be enemies again later. Sigh.
You hug her and pat her on the back and keep telling her how sorry you were.
You: Hey Hey, I'm pretty sure that you were just confused
P: But I am confused...
You: Er...More so than usual, I must have convinced a part of you that what you said was the truth and that you somewhat believed it. That's why the flower didn't bloom.
P: (Sniffles) I guess that makes sense, I mean the alternative would be that all your lies were the truth and that you were actually Equestria's most wanted and IE the meanie pants the Hooded Offender in disguise...
You gulp
P: But then again, Nopony can beat Contra without the 30 lives cheat...although that colt Button Mash almost did once...
You: Grrrr...Listen, how can I make this up to you.
P: Oh there is one way you can (she says in a conspiratorial whisper with half lidded eyes)
You: (In your head) Oh Sweet Tartarus, please don't let this one be hitting on me too!
P: A PARTY!!!
You: OH THANK GOODNESS! Oh Wait...No...
P: You come to a party of mine where you apologize for what you did to me and so everypony can get to know you and your daughter better!
You: umm...Is there anything else I could possibly do?
Pinkie Pie gets a serious scary face on
P: COME...TO...THE...PARTY!!!
You: Yes maam!
P: Great! See ya tonight. lalalalalalala(bounces away)
DFV: Oh thank the Darkness she's gone, that one unsettles me...
You: You're telling me.
A sad-looking Pinkie Pie sitting by herself and sniffling. Your gut tells you to ignore the Pink psycho and the DFV encourages you to revel in her sorrow, but your conscience won't shut up. So you decide to go and try to cheer her up before chibi-Nightshade and evil looking Luna pop up.
"Ummm, Hey..." you say hesitantly.
Pinkie doesn't seem to notice you.
"Do you need something?"
Pinkie just continues to sniffle.
"OK then, well I guess I'll-"
"Why?" she suddenly asks, head still looking down.
"Huh?"
"Why did you accuse me of being a murderer?"
"Oh well because... Yeah... I have no good reason at the moment..." you respond sheepishly.
"I mean, what was all that about yesterday?"
"Uhh..."
Pinkie turns towards you,
"I mean, I know you don't like me very much for some reason, but why would you say such a hurtful thing?"
"Well, I guess I was just... overreacting?"
"Overreacting...OVERREACTING!!!" Pinkie yells causing you to get a little scared.
"You made me confess that I was gonna skin ponies and make them into cupcakes! That's not funny! That's... I don't even know what that is!"
"Umm..."
"It was all kind of silly in hindsight, but everypony heard me say that, and the flower didn't bloom!"
"Oh..." you respond guiltily.
"I mean, it bloomed for all your "lies" but not that obvious one... Now some ponies actually believe I'm gonna make them into cupcakes..." she sniffles,
"I'm... I'm sorry... I just got carried away."
"I could never do such a thing, to anypony or anything... So why didn't the flower bloom? Is there a part of me that was telling the truth?"
Pinkie then starts bawling as you think in anger,
Luna Dang It! Why do I keep making Mares cry? Grrr... Curse you conscience and your real world consequences! Time for operation hug first, be enemies again later...
You hug Pinkie, pat her on the back and say,
"Hey Hey, I'm sorry. I'm pretty sure that you were just confused..."
"But I am confused..."
"Er... More so than usual. I must have convinced a part of you that what you said was the truth and that you somewhat believed it. That's why the flower didn't bloom."
Pinkie calms down and says,
"I guess that makes sense, I mean the alternative would be that all your lies were the truth and that you were actually Equestria's most wanted, IE the meanie pants the Hooded Offender in disguise..."
You gulp nervously, but Pinkie doesn't notice as she continues,
"But then again, Nopony can beat Contra without the 30 lives cheat... Although that colt Button Mash almost did once..."
You briefly growl in annoyance at the thought of noling ever realizing your video game greatness before you say,
"Listen, how can I make this up to you?"
"Oh there is one way you can..." she says in a conspiratorial whisper with half lidded eyes...
Oh Sweet Tartarus, please don't let this one be hitting on me too! Although imagine how much of a legend I'd be if I somehow got all the Deadly Six at onc-BAD BUG, NOT NOW!
"A PARTY!!!"
OH THANK GOODNESS! Oh Wait... No...
"You come to a party of mine where you apologize for what you did to me and so everypony can get to know you and your daughter better!"
"Umm...Is there anything else I could possibly do?" you say half-pleadingly.
Pinkie Pie suddenly gets a serious scary face on as she says with emphasis,
"Come. To. The. PARTY!"
"Yes ma'am!" you blurt out in panic, but as soon as you said that you hear something that makes you freeze in horror...
CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS ANARCHISTS!!! YAY!!!
"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS ANARCHISTS!!! YAY!!!"
You yelp in panic and scream,
"OH NO THEY DON'T"
You run to where you heard the fillies and scream back to Pinkie,
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO MAKE THEM SAY THAT! I SWEAR! I BLAME BAD PARENTING! Wait, that would be blaming me... I BLAME THE MEDIA BLAMERS!"
Pinkie waves at your retreating form before she hops away while chanting "lalalalallalal..."
45 MINUTES LATER
After running around Ponyville looking for the foals, you see them standing near a crate of fuse bombs and Molotov Cocktails while wearing different outfits.
Nightshade is wearing a purple longcoat along with white make-up with blackened eyes and red paint smeared on her mouth, Sweetie Belle has a black cape, a black hat, and a Guy Fox mask, Scootaloo is wearing a red hooded jacket with a white Anarchy "A" sprayed on along with a whitish-gold mask, and Apple Bloom is just wearing greenish-gray robes. They are about to start hurling explosives at the Ponyville Library when you dive in just in time and tackle the would-be bomb-throwing anarchists.
"HAVE YOU LOST YOUR BUCKING MINDS!" you scream in worry.
"But Mistah Tennant, books cause reading, reading makes knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, so that means books are evil!"
"There's only one sane solution: BLOW IT UP!" Nightshade adds.
"I'm doing this cause I hate homework." Scootaloo comments.
You facehoof in exasperation and say,
"Look, just take off the dumb outfits. Your not gonna blow up the library. I'm already in enough deep trouble with Twilight, I don't need blowing up my home added to the list."
You mutter that last part to yourself.
The fillies sigh and take off the outfits, and Nightshade rubs off the make-up. You send them to sit and stare at a tree in time-out. As they do this, you look at the box of explosives and think,
As for this stuff...
You look around, before you stuff them into your potion sash
You never know when explosives will come in hoofy...
"3 Fuse Bombs" Added to the Potion Sash
"5 Molotov Cocktails" Added to the Potion Sash
With that you walk over to the fillies to berate them
A FEW HOURS LATER
You took them to the park, but for the past couple of hours you've had to stop them form doing the most idiotic things like mercenaries, mobsters, and muggers. But it seems they've finally ran out of energy, as now they're just relaxing on a bench watching the clouds. You took this time to relax and try to answer an important question...
Stop the presses, Nightshade and the CMC aren't doing anything dangerous right now. They're just lying in a field together, watching the clouds roll by. You take this moment of silence to compose yourself and try to answer a very important question.
Is there a way to avoid being skinned alive by all the mares crushing on you?
Taking a page out of the evil Twilight Sparkle's playbook, you try to get your thoughts organized. You sit down and start writing things down about the mares you know.
Applejack- PROS: Well-toned legs. Like ridiculously well-toned legs. I want to feel them wrapped around Moving on. CONS: She will not hesitate to slaughter the real me where I stand. And she's possibly a blood relative.
Rainbow Dash- PROS: She's pretty, I'll give her that. The hair color is actually kind of cool. And she's really athletic. I wonder how flexible she can be in MOVING ON, BUGZE. CONS: She wants me dead, too. And there still might be something to my filly fooler taunts.
Vinyl Scratch- PROS: She actually likes the real me, but the girl is slightly insane. Wow, what does that say about the mares I know when the one that offered a three-way with me the first time we met is only slightly insane? Anyway, she seems to be down for anything. Maybe she'd let me BAD BUG! CONS: Slightly insane is still insane. She seems to be down for anything, which could backfire horribly.
Octavia- PROS: She's really a more insane Vinyl Scratch, for both good and bad. Dedicated to me, but to the point of creepiness.
You're deluding yourself.
The DFV snaps you out of your thoughts. Where did that come from?
Look at your list, fool. Oh, "The real me!" The first two like this Tennant character you're playing, and the last two favor the Hooded Offender. Maybe you should find one that likes Bugze?
That actually sounds like you know what you're talking about. But... they're all Bugze. The Offender, Tennant, they're both me. Aren't they? Before the DFV can respond, the words on your page flash. Oh buck me, did I write this in the Doctor's notebook?
Oh my. And he's immortal, too. You will literally never live this down.
Shut up!
A thousand years from now, he'll have a new assistant, and he'll tell them about the time some fool sent him a list of potential romantic conquests.
Shut! Up!
Is there a way to avoid being chained to a basement bed by one of these mares crushing on you?
Taking a page out of the evil Twilight Sparkle's playbook, you take out the notebook and pen from the Inventory and start writing down what you know about the mares in an attempt to get your head straight.
Applejack
-PROS: Hard worker. Good cook. Well-toned legs. Like ridiculously well-toned legs. I want to feel them wrapped around Moving on.
CONS: She will not hesitate to slaughter the real me where I stand. Not that smart (and that's me saying that). Possibly a blood relative.
Rainbow Dash
-PROS: She's pretty, I'll give her that. The hair color is actually kind of cool (only 20% cool, but still...). And she's really athletic. I wonder how flexible she can be in MOVING ON, BUGZE.
-CONS: She wants me dead, too. And there still might be something to my fillyfooler taunts...
Vinyl Scratch
-PROS: A good DJ and she actually likes the real me, but the girl is slightly insane. Wow, what does that say about the mares I know when the one that offered a threesome with me the first time we met is only slightly insane? Anyway, she seems to be down for anything. Maybe she'd let me BAD BUG!
-CONS: Slightly insane is still insane. She seems to be down for anything, which could backfire horribly. Plus she seems like a flirt and not serious.
Octavia
-PROS: Talented classical musician, attractive in that refined way, genuinely likes the Hooded Offender due to "him" saving her life and isn't just another crazed fanfilly, would jump at the chance to jump on my GAH! THERE'S FOALS NEARBY!
-CONS: Dedicated to me, but probably to the point of creepiness-
You're deluding yourself.
The DFV snaps you out of your thoughts and you mentally snap,
What do you want?
Look at your list, fool. Oh, "The real me!" The first two like this Tennant character you're playing, and the last two favor the Hooded Offender. Maybe you should find one that likes the incompetent insect?
That actually sounds like you know what you're talking about. But... they're all Bugze. The Offender, Tennant, they're both me. Aren't they?
Before the DFV can respond, the words on your page flash.
Oh buck me, did I write this in the Doctor's notebook?
Oh my. And he's immortal, too. You will literally never live this down.
Shut up!
A thousand years from now, he'll have a new assistant, and he'll tell them about the time some fool sent him a list of potential romantic conquests-
Shut! Up! And their Companions, not Assistants!
MEANWHILE ON THE TARDIS
The Doctor looks at his psychic paper and comments,
"Huh? Now what could Bugze have sent me this ti- BWAHAHAHAHAHAH OH THAT'S BLOODY BRILLIANT! BWAHHAHAH!"
The Doctor falls over in a laughing fit as Derpy walks over to the Doctor and asks,
"What's so funny Doctor? Did Bugze tell another really funny joke?"
The Doctor looks over to Derpy, barely able to hold back laughter, and says
"Oh no no no Hahhaha... He... hahahah... Oh just bloody look."
The Doctor hoofs over the Psychic Paper to Derpy who looks at it confused while the Doctor waits for her to laugh as well. Derpy just gets a confused look as she asks,
"Why am I not on this list?"
"Bwahahahahh-wait... What?!"
BACK TO PONYVILLE
After that...embarrassing realization. You notice that Pinkie's party for you is about to begin (by that, you mean a rock was just thrown at you head that had the words "Party time" on it, so you guess it was time for the party). You decide to worry about the Doctor now having blackmail on you for the next few centuries later, as you have to get to that party. You call over to the CMC and Nightshade and head towards Sugarcube Corner...
AT SUGARCUBE CORNER
You and the fillies walk into the restaurant. All the lights are off and you can't see a stinking thing. You wave your hoof in the air to find a light switch while thinking,
This is weird, I thought that rock said it was party ti-
Suddenly the lights turn on and a bunch of voices shout,
"SURPRISE!"
You jump back in fright pointing a hoof at them, shouting,
You hear the CMC and Nightshade giggle next to you, and you start to blush in embarrassment. The party goers seem to have ignored your outburst, and have already began to mingle. You cough a few times and think awkwardly,
Okay... I"m at my own party... What the hay do I do now?
What do you do?
BREAK INTO A RANDOM GANGNAM STYLE
then pinke somehow successfully performs the goldeneye 007 glitch where their bodies spaz out while a song plays in the background
looking outside a window, You spot the apple family dog, whino Something, you wonderd exactly what she was doing here.... Actually what is she doing?
The dog trotted over to a trio of some.... Violent looking bull dogs you where sure where takeing steroids. They growled angrily at the smaller dog who continued to smile at them without a care in the world. You where about to intervene unitil your vision seemed to darken and the smaller dog shook violently as her eys became black and started talking in a demonic voice.
"!yad ecin a evah lla uoy evoL .won retsam ruoy mi ,yaw eht yb ho ,gnivah erehw rehtehw eciN"
The bigger dogs bowed to her and ran away in fear.
She then looked dead at you in her normal appearance with a smile, her tongue lolling out and moved her paw across her neck as if she where slitting her throat.
You made plans to stay very far away from that dog.
Ha, Gotta love Mad Stan... and Boom-Boom.
Go and do the dinosaur— Wait, that's been done in the original comment driven story. Okay, er...
In the background, Nightshade danced the day out with a lamp decoration on her head. She's now Lampshade.
You notice a punch bowl nearby and decide to get a drink. You desperately hope you don't run into trouble at your own party. You then realize you pretty much screwed yourself over now, but at least you can sate your thirst first. You see Nightshade talking with the cutie mark crusaders and other kids.
"At least someling is enjoying theirself", you say to yourself with a smile towards your daughter who waves at you. You countinue towards the punch and food table.
Tell Nightshade to NOT devour all the food. When she protests that the party's for them, tell her she can only eat half of the food at the party at most.
Find out you've already built-up a bit of a reputation as an "eccentric" due to your actions in the past few days. Said mingling becomes a bit awkward when you run into several of your ex-bosses
Notice a blue unicorn with an hourglass Cutie Mark and interact with her in hopes of finding a connection to the Doctor. You find out her name is Colgate Minuette and she's Ponyville's dentist (you then remember that she's one of your ex-bosses from when you briefly worked as a janitor for her), good friends with Berry Punch (you suspect possibly more...), and when she asks you how often you and your daughter brush and floss, you reply never which horrifies her and causes her to give you two toothbrushes, floss, and a big tube of toothpaste.
"2 Toothbrushes"
"Container of Floss"
"Tube of Toothpaste"
Added to the Inventory
Also find out that Lyra and Colgate really hate changelings because they were bridesmaids at the Royal Wedding, but got mind-controlled by Chrysalis and long story short, they didn't get to be bridesmaids anymore (even more reason to keep your changeling-ness top secret)
Caramel is understandably still uneasy around you since you did tackle him through a 2nd-story window while spouting action flick one-liners. His special somepony Sassaflash gives you a sassy earful for that before you distract them with "Hey look, a distraction over there" before trotting off (Caramel and Sassaflash later leave the party with the excuse that Caramel forgot something... again)
Meet a pair of twin Earth Ponies that you recognize from that time you went to the bath (Season 1, Episode 13, "The Ponies in This Town Are CRAZY!"). The one with the blue coat and pink mane is Lotus Blossom and she speaks with a Eastern European accent while the one with a pink coat and blue mane is Aloe and they run the Ponyville spa. Lotus takes her job more seriously while Aloe is a more out-going, easy-going, flirt (reminds you alot of that "Yin/Yang" balance thing that keeps popping up in those Neighponese movies and anime and it kinda reminds you of the dynamic between between Vinyl and Octavia).
Talk with Spike. When she starts crushing on Nightshade, distract him with Rarity (who the DFV comments is an insecure unicorn who would have made a good host in another timeline...)
Try to ship Applejack and Rainbow Dash
Meet the pegasus who saved you from crazed Twilight and find out her name is Sunshower Raindrops. Thank her for whacking a crazed Twilight in the head with a flower pot (this comment causes Twilight to blush and facehoof). She sheepishly comments that she also had an overdue book that day and hit Twilight with the flower pot so she could sneak it in (while the overdue fine is not so bad, it's the scolding by Twilight that everypony doesn't like)
Nightshade meets Fluttershy and they immediately hit it off talking about animals and nature. Fluttershy comments that the "Animals, Nature, and You" book is a few years out of date and when the Pegasus talks about how more up-to-date book are at the library, Nightshade says,
"Now I'm glad daddy stopped us from burning down the library!"
This causes a "WHAT?!" reaction from a few nearby ponies (especially Twilight and Spike). and results in an argument over the CMC (which involves you, Rarity, Applejack, and maybe a few others) which comes to a head when one of them says she ought to spank Nightshade if you won't which provokes you to yell,
"If anyling lays a hoof on my Nightshade I will tear off his legs, jam them into his eye sockets, slash his throat open, and then give the motherbucker A GRIFFIN NECKTIE!!!"
This outburst causes the ponies to back away in horror from you until Pinkie and Nightshade somehow manages to get the party mood back.
When the party is over, go back to the shed with a sleepy/sleeping Nightshade (other CMC went home with their sisters/sister figure)
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While saying your apology, you decide to troll Pinkie,
"I assure you all that Pinkie is not a psycho cannibal serial killer... (*smirks mischievously beneath mask and scarf*) Or at the very least I can't prove it yet."
This gets you a few angry scowls before you say, "Joking or am I..."
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Damn, I am coming up with ALOT for this episode. Hive Mind, feel free to add on to my ideas!
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I did create the tvtropes page for this story
As you look in the party, you decide to look mainly for the Evil Six... Fluttershy seems happy and you think of talking with her later in the party, Applejack is with Twilight, Rarity is using the little dragon to do many works for her as she talk with Doctor Whooves, The Filly Fooler is talking with some other pegasus and that leave Pinkie that is jumping around
After that you look to the crusaders as they seem to put something in the punch, and you go with them
"What are you doing with the punch?" Asked Bugzee
"We try the Cutie Mark of making alcoholic punch, using some hard zap apple cider" Say Apple Bloom
"From where they could take those ideas?" Asked himself Bugzee
"They put crazy in a new level" Say Nightmare Moon
"Oh... Now that I think you were in silence... What do you do when you don't talk to me?" Asked Bugzee
"Sometimes I like to talk with my daughter, or travel in your head, you have serious problems in there" Commented Nightmare Moon
"Hey... Don't touch anything, I like the things as they are" Say Bugzee
"Yeah, Yeah... Maybe you need to talk with that pink pony about the punch"
"Oh, I know about that... don't worry, I already tell everypony about the punch" Say suddenly Pinkie Pie that is in front of Bugzee
"Something less to... Wait... You can listen me?" Asked NM
"MM... Yes, I can listen to you, why... I can't listen to you? Sometimes I was thinking it was strange how he talked alone, but now I have the answer!" Say Pinkie
"Umm... Could you take this as a secret, please? Later I can explain you about that, but for now it's best to be a secret" Asked Bugzee
"Okie Dokie Lokie... Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye" Say the Pink mare
"Well... Errr... Thanks" Say Bugzee
As you talk a little with the pink mare, you sense for only a second a changelling, but thinking it was only your imagination, you leave it. After that you see that you lost sight of the CMC, when you listen something
"Cutie Mark Crusader, Throne Usurpers... Yay!!!!" Shouted the fillies
It's then that you think something is going bad and you leave the party to search them, but after leaving the door you see you are not alone as the Evil Six seem to leave with you.
You look them, they look you and you begin to think who could give them that idea.
"It's not your work, right?" Asked Bugzee in low voice
"Who? Me? Why do you think that?" Asked Nightmare Moon in your head
"Pche... Mainly for the 'Eternal night' or 'The night will last forever'" Comment Bugzee
"Ehhh... Yeah... Try to stay a thousand years in the moon no one to talk except yourself and we can see how do you do"
Oh, please don't be ending this already, it feels like it's just begun!
Um, nothing I can immediately remember.
As for actions; Eat cake. Allow your daughter to eat cake. No chance to eat cake like a party.
Town wide throw down on Dance Dance Revolution! Who would win? My money's on Scootaloo.
You can't end this now! We've only done a 24 episodes! Oh, I see what you're doing here... 26 episodes for 26 episodes. Clever.
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There seems to be some confusion here. I'm not ending the fic, oh no it's not gonna for a long time. I'm just saying that when the season finale happens, I have a Doctor Who enemy in stock and ready to be used. Sorry for any confusion there
5150082 Ah, ok. Sorry, and thanks.
You let Night Shade run around with the others, and tell her to keep her appetite down.
You start mingling and you see that Vinyl has her sound system set up in front of the dance floor. You go to say hi to her.
Vinyl: Sup Tennant? Couldn't stay away from me that long could ya? (winks)
You: Heh heh (blushing), thanks for coming.
Vinyl: Well I would've come anyway even if I wasn't working, Pinkie's parties are da bomb.
You: You mean you didn't bring this stuff just for me? Ha ha ha (Joking)
Vinyl: (giggles) Nah, Pinkie and I have a trade agreement when it comes to throwing parties.
You: Nice
Vinyl: Heck ya it is, I get to show off my new songs, and party all the time. Not to mention all the free booze and food I get to stock up on at the end of every gig, I haven't had to buy food for nearly 3 months.
You: Whoa, I might have to get a deal like that, what with my daughter's appetite
Vinyl: (giggles) well anyway, enjoy the party man, I gotta get back to the wubs
You: Alright, see ya
You run into Octavia
O: Hi, my name is Octavia Melody.
You: Hi, I'm Baker Sylvester Tennant...but I guess you knew that, since you're at this party and...
O: (Giggles) It's OK, A true gentlemen introduces himself regardless, and I can see you are one
You: Thanks
O: Would you like some punch?
You: Sure
You walk with her to the punch bowl and she starts whispering to you
O: So, Vinyl tells me you're a member of the horde
You look around to make sure no one is listening
You: Ya, I'm from the Appleloosan branch...but should we really be talking about this here?
O: Oh don't be so skittish, more than half the ponies here are members.
Your eyes widen at that
O: Now, I want to ask you a question, do you actually believe in His message, or are you just a bandwagoner?
You: Oh...I guess you can say I believe in his message...I was there at Appleloosa when he stopped the Buffalo and Pony war.
O: Ah, then you are a true believer in his cause...someone who knows the depth of his heroics (eyes sparkling)
You: Ya, I know it all too well
O: I mean, he's an inspiration for ponies everywhere to always try and do the right thing, no matter what life throws at you. And just look at his triumphs through his trials and tribulations. He suffers so much injustice, and yet he does what is right because he's a true hero.
Your ego boosts tremendously at those kind words.
O: Even after that whole Discord mind thing, the Horde knows the truth, and we have a duty to make sure others do too. If nothing else, for His sake. Just so he knows there are those that appreciate and even love him. And...are you crying?
You: No (Sniff) just...got something in my eyes...but that was beautiful
O: Thank you, sorry if I rambled a bit. I just wish he knew what I...what everyone feels about him.
You: I'm sure He knows and appreciates it (smiling)
At one point, you are in front of all the Deadly 6, how the heck did that happen? and Twilight asks you if you know anything about some missing chemicals that the CMC were using yesterday.
Also, Rainbow Dash wants to have a Cider Chugging contest with you.
Also Rarity talks about how Sweeite and the others speak highly of Night Shade and AJ and Rainbow both nod as well.
Rarity: So mister Tennant, if it's not too much to ask, what does her mother do?
AJ: I've actually been wondering that myself (eyes look around shiftily)
You: Well...
DFV: I seek to end the false godesses reign, and to take vengeance on the weak one who betrayed...
You: Her mother...lives on in my mind
They all gasp in sympathy, thinking that means she is dead, and Applejack and Rainbow both give a slight victory smile at that.
Rarity: Oh, I'm sorry...I shouldn't have asked
You: No no, it's fine, sometimes though it's like she's always there.
DFV: I will always be here, and don't you forget it!
Pinkie Pie then brings you to the front of an area cleared for the dance floor where Vinyl is set up. You wave at her and she waves back, but Pinkie Pie holds a microphone in front of your face
Pinkie: ahem
You: uhhh
Pinkie: ahem...
You: (thinking) does she want me to sing or something?
P: Isn't somepony forgetting about a certain public apology he owes somepony else?
You: Oh! Right...(Grab Microphone)
You: Testing, Testing, 1,2,3...Hello everypony and thanks for throwing me and Night Shade this party, it really means a lot.
They applaud
You: But listen, I know I've probably built up a reputation in these last few days, but concerning yesterday I would really like to apologize to someone and set the record straight.
Audience is intrigued
You: Yesterday I jumped to conclusions when Applebloom had the Cutie Pox and I accused Pinkie Pie of...(you see kids in the audience) doing horrible things and had her wrongfully confess to it
You see Twilight and the rest (sans Pinkie) with frowns on their faces. Apparently they've known how upset Pinkie was.
You: Because the flower bloomed for my...(sigh) lies and not for her, some of you have been thinking that it was the truth.
You see the Flower Trio (the ones who wore the hazmat suits, and see them looking at Pinkie with worried/scared faces
You: I can assure you all that this is not the case and that because I interrogated her harshly, she believed it enough to the point where the flower was tricked. You don't have to fear her
You see some of the ones who were fearful sigh, but then look guilty
You: (Turn toward Pinkie) Pinkie, I'm sorry. I was acting like an idiot. Can you forgive me?
She hugs you, Hard, and says
P: Of course I can, you came to the Apology Party after all, why wouldn't I forgive you. That's what friends do.
Everyone Dawws at that, and you even hear others saying sorry to Pinkie for thinking she was a killer.
P: (whispers in your ear) though if you really want to make it up to me there's plenty of fun things you and I can do together...
Your eyes widen and a little bit of blood comes out your nose
You: uuuhhh...
She pulls away from you and holds her own microphone
P: Like Singing Karoake!!!
You: (Thinking) IS SHE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE?!
You: Umm...OK
Sing "Come on Feel the Noize" with Pinkie.
Later after the Party, you can't help but feel happy since you really did have fun. You think back on how everyone calls you a friend now. And then sigh, because you know it's only a matter of time before Lady Luck, all her sisters, and the creator of this universe will eventually kick you down and have everyone after your throat again. At least there are still supporters out there like the Horde though, and that brings you some small comfort before you fall asleep.
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Also, Lyra saw Bugze after his cloak disappeared when the Horde ran in after the fight with Discord. She knows he's a Changeling, so she would probably hate everyling aside from him if anything.
I've done the whole
"Look, A Distraction!" on some of my friends and Co-workers.
They ALWAYS turn around
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Same here!
Never gets old!
How the hell do some of you have so much ideas...?
sigh
5150082 Ah, I see now. Can't wait to see what you have in store, then...
5141144 ...Touche...
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Ya it did, In Chapter 10 when the DFV was beaten back and receded
That's why he couldn't fight because he was weakened and stuff and Lyra and Bon Bon were in the bushes watching the whole fight
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I meant his faceless hooded coat never came off.
The Nightmare Cloak is the name for the midnight-colored smoke that surrounds Bugze when he goes into "Phase 2" ("Phase 1" is the *snap* followed by glowing orange eyes)
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Oh, well I read it as the whole thing dissolved since it kind of is an extension of DFV and all, oh well, my mistake.
But then again, since Lyra and Bon Bon were in the bushes, wouldn't they have heard Discord calling Bugze a Changeling when he was holding Night Shade hostage? He called her the unholy offspring of a changeling and the darker half... and then was cut off.
And you'd think Fluttershy would tell her faction that he was a changeling at some point, but who knows.
Tke out a molotov, (pure ethanol), remove the wick, and give it to pinkie. While pinkie is well horsed (haha cause horsed is a colloquialism for drunk and ponies are basically horses) tell her to make a move on the fillyfooler and watch the chaos unfold.
Have bugze sing THIS as a duet with pinkie simply because he can.
Bugze:
Any dolt with half a brain
Can see that ponykind has gone insane
To the point where I dont know if Ill upset the status quo
If I throw poison in the watermain.
Listen close to everypony's heart
And hear that breaking sound
Hopes and dreams are shattering apart
And crashing to the ground
I cannot believe my eyes
How the worlds filled with filth and lies
but its plain to see evil inside of me
is on the rise.
Pinkie:
Look around
Were living with the lost and found
Just when you feel you've almost drowned
You find yourself on solid ground
And you believe theres good in everypony's heart
Keep it safe and sound
With hope you can do your part
To turn a life around
I cannot believe my eyes
Is the world finally growing wise
Because it seems to me some kind of harmony
Is on the rise
B: Anypony with half a brain
P: Take it slow
B: Could spend their whole life howling in pain
P: He looks at me and seems to know
B: Because the dark is everywhere and
P: The things that Im afraid to show
B: Pinkie doesnt seem to care that soon the dark in me is all that will remain
P: and suddenly I feel this glow
B: Listen close to everypony's heart
P: And I believe theres good in everypony's heart
B: and hear that breaking sound
P: keep it safe and sound
B: Hopes and dreams are shattering apart
P: With hope you can do your part
B: And crashing to the ground
P: To turn a life around
B: I cannot believe my eyes how the worlds filled with filth and lies
P:I cannot believe my eyes how the worlds finally growing wise
B: But its plain to see evil inside of me is on the rise
P: And its plain to see rapture inside of me is on the rise.
Also have the rest of the Deadly Six think this is true and try to 'help' him, to which he eventually confesses that it was not true and was from a movie, and pinks just happened to get the reference.