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SwiperTheFox


This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

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Ever heard of tagging?

T-tentac-- :rainbowhuh: :rainbowhuh:

You Sir, have a very colorful mind, I'll give you that. :rainbowlaugh: Not exactly my cup of tea... well, not at all to be honest, but I guess more eager and open minded of cloppers will enjoy this. It was definitely well written, but heck it was so strange. :rainbowlaugh:

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not only clop but it also had actual romance. pretty good romance at that, then tragedy. Those Haters didn't even read the story.

444181 ...Wait, what? You've confused me. :rainbowhuh: Your comment doesn't make sense in relation to mine... :applejackconfused:

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Good point, But I wasn't actually replying to yours, rather just commenting on the story in general. My mistake.

at first i was: :ajsleepy: (poor tia)
but then i was like: :pinkiehappy: (howtness)
and i finally got to :fluttercry: (poor tia)

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Do want!!!!

Thanks to everyone for reading!

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Fixed.

444562 Okay, just wondering. Generally when a story has sex and gore people like to see teh sex and gore tags. I wasn't suprised, for I read the description. But something like that could get your story taken down.

I just opened this story to read it only to realize i already had it open in another tab
That's what i call a good story

The eating fetish is not really my thing, but this story was in equal parts funny and romantic. Your description of the sex was good enough, but I found it hard to keep track of all the different foods in that long list that preceded it, and had difficulty maintaining my attention. I am sure your intended audience enjoyed every minute, gastronomic detail, but for me it was a tedium that slowed the narrative flow. Other than that, I found this to be an entertaining read.

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Normally I would blame you for almost Killing Celestia and driving Luna to insanity but your image amuses me.

Also Swiper I'm glad I read this now instead of later. It was really good, I loved how you portrayed their relationship and at the end of all the Clop still manage to make me feel sad for Celly.

Now I go!

read this one earlier today

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Y U BLAME ME FOR THAT?!?!

The Doctor helps people, in between running and blowing up stuff...

:fluttercry::pinkiecrazy::raritydespair:

....wow....

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In a way.
PINKAMENA IS THE BEST! :pinkiecrazy:

Thanks for all of the comments you guys! :pinkiesmile:

"Features tentacles and food play"
>Clopfic
BRACE FOR IMPACT FACE

what the hell did i just read?

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Celestia recalling Discord's love for food-play and tentacles, and then feeling sad afterwards.

...

What else would you want? :pinkiegasp::pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy:

I would not want the feeling of having to pour bleach on my brain

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Eh, sorry that you didn't like it. If you're more in the mood for vanilla romance, maybe you could look at Avalon? Dunno, just a suggestion. :pinkiegasp::pinkiesmile:

I'm sorry but I would have never read this if my friend hadn't trolled me into reading all the creepy-ass clop fics he could find.
but dude
Brohoof!!!?!?!?!!?!?

Not bad. Tragic romance is win. Weird kinky sex is weird and kinky. I really can't complain beyond you keep hitting words I don't much care for. "Slit"? :facehoof:

I won't even get started on reptile squishy bits and how weird they are. You have nothing on nature.

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I'm glad that you liked it. :raritystarry:

Slit is a word that I just happen to really like personally, and I'm just going to use it because yeah. :duck:

Me gusta

I have no idea what people are going on about that was the most vanilla tentacles EVER and i wouldn't call it a food fetish i mean come on chocolate sauce drizzled down her body is just hot what guy wouldn't partake in licking chocolate sauce off a hot naked girls body (other then the gay kind), food fetish is like eating cake while having sex.

Anywho sexy, sweet, romantic, and really touching/sad; my only regret is that theirs not more of this to explain what happened to get Discord statufied........ with ya know more sex :moustache:

Im amazed the chefs stayed in their so long when the two of them started cooking; think if i was as well taught and had that kinda pallet i would never wanna cook again after seeing that popcorn or eat for that matter, pencil shaving *shutter*

I never understood were this paring even came from. I still don't know.
Still, this one is a much better forviden love story than Twilight.
Grat job.

611854 It comes from three things First Discord asking if Celestia missed him and saying that he missed her, second Discord is more obsessed with Celestia then really the mane 6, and third its fun to put the two of them together they balance each other out and frankly Celestia has a stick in her ass usually. I always feel bad for Discord he really isn't evil he just wants to have a little fun and I think a endless imprisonment is a bit of a over reaction.

Now if you wanna talk about ships that get sailed based of literally nothing Fluttermac. They're not even in a episode together until the cider episode and even then they don't even talk or get in proximity of each other. For some reason people feel they should be paired cause they're both shy... honestly sounds like a boring couple to me but hey at least they aren't trying to make Twilight sleep with her brothers crush and fuck their relationship, have Applejack with her brother, or decide that Fancypants is a cheating bastard who's sleeping with Rarity while Fleur cries herself to sleep.

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I pretty much rely a lot on: THIS

Dunno... sounds like there might be something there? Doesn't it?

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You tell me dude. I was just thinking out loud, it's not like I expect a reasonable answer. I mean, Magneto called Jean "precious" a bunch of times and that has never been a very popular ship. When we saw Princess Leia and Wilhuff Tarkin toghether for the first time he told her "It's a honor to have you aboard" and "You're charming as ever". Is there any ship about that? Probably but not to many. Ok yes Discord told Celestia he missed her. So did Sephroth to Cloud jajaja!
You're story here is great. That's all that matters. :moustache:
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Thanks for taking youre time in answering my question dude. But I was being rhetorical. After all we're talking about a series with the biggest amount of lesbian fan made couples ever since... What? Sailor moon? Sakura Card Captor?

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Well, in part I had Discord shipped with Celestia given that they were both immortals, and thus their relationship could theoretically work.

This fic here is actually a sequel / side-quel to my fics 'Nightmare Date' and 'A Nightly Romance', which are about Luna's doomed romance with a common unicorn whom she will not see living. I added Dislestia shipping to that because it just felt so right.

And I liked the tension. Luna's love is pure, just, and true. Yet they can't be together forever. Still, she may rely on the endless happy memories. Celestia's love is tainted, corrupted, and off-balance. She could be together forever, though. She relies on memories because Discord's dark nature keeps things... ruined.

It made me think of a soap opera. Two princess: One falling for her pure-hearted cook with disease coursing through his body. One falling for a prince, a 'bad boy' that's on her level.

613054 Yea I may have been a bit bored...

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Did I already mention that you're a genios?... Yes I think I did. Suddenly For some reason I can almost hear Celestia singging:
We used to be so free
We were living for the love we had and
Living not for reality
Just my imagination :trollestia:

The luckiest man in the world. Is the one who has find true love. :heart:

At first when I arrived at the tentacles part, I thought "this is where it gets weird". But no, you've managed to make a great story. This is the best Celestia x Discord fic I've read so far :pinkiesmile:

"All we need on them.... Are the wedding rings" I know this feeling all too well. I felt as if all my old heartbreak was coming back to the surface for Celestia. Amazing story!

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