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Scootaloo is the bestest and greatest crusader. Sweetie Belle is nothing but a dog's chew toy--one of the squeaky ones--given life, and Apple Bloom just sucks.

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... Words can't describe, but I laughed so very hard.:pinkiehappy:

That was really good, actually. I liked it :ajsmug:

Quite funny on top of that as well :rainbowlaugh:

It's pretty good for a random assortment of ideas. :pinkiehappy:


I am so confuzzled.

Very funny! XD

What is this my brian has failed me science has failed me

Nice, interesting story, certain explains a fair bit.

Sorry that I'm not happy, I'm quite sad actually because of the end:applecry:, but the fic itself was quite funny:pinkiehappy:

Well done. Silly is wonderful sometimes. :D

............dat ending? that was an.....odd story. yes odd might be the right word. but maybe not? hmmmm oh look an internet flying towards your face you might as well keep it. you earned it.:pinkiesmile:

439719 then I have nothing bad to say about this fic:twilightsmile:

439496 439614 Success has been achieved!

439631 Don't feel too bad; Brian fails us all in the end. :fluttercry:

439644 No! The end was meant to make you laugh guiltily, not :applecry:

439765 I will squirrel that internet away for when it's needed. Much thanks!

439847 Love returned, and hugs all round :heart:

I'm also surprised no-one called me out on my lazy-ass name of 'Mmm'. You guys are more tolerant than even Bronies should be :pinkiesmile:

440063 don't worry, I'm already over that:pinkiehappy: and I kinda understand why you put that there
Also why should we be angry with you? I'm very lazy too and I can relate to that, so it's ok:derpytongue2:

440077 I want to respond to this with something witty, but i'm far too lazy too.

... wait, does that count? :unsuresweetie:

440137 yes, yes it does:twilightsmile:

Thank you, kind sir and/or madam, for bringing hilarity to my otherwise mind-numbingly boring school day.

Oh, I don't care if it was a lazy name. Or you could play it off and say that's where the Madness comes from for the Mmmm cake.:pinkiegasp:

440177 No probs. :pinkiehappy:
440284 This guy, this guy right here: HE GETS IT!
440384 ?
440440 ... more like exactly the other way round. That's not plagiarism at all :scootangel:

It makes no sense, but yet, it makes sense... :applejackconfused:

well, um tell me one thing... do you believe in evolution?:rainbowhuh:

"That explains a lot actually."


Actually, I don't think I get it at all. That's the point of this, right?

Haha. In all seriousness this was pretty damn funny.

441069 Cheers for that. Teach me to post without a second round of edits. As for Pinkie, I'm guessing resistance developed over time to the point where she's now addicted to it and can't stop, no matter how much she wants to.

Wow. I made myself sad. :fluttercry:

441168 Believe? No. Accept the conclusions and logical deductions of, given the evidence available? Yes.

Sorry to be a bit of a dick, and I normally wouldn't argue semantics, but seeing as about 90% of arguments against evolution are all about semantics, well... yeah. I'd hate to buck the trend.

Oh, and can I ask why? You've distracted me from ponies, mister :twilightangry2:

439719 what was the turnip and the defibrillator for?
also, maybe it's only poisonous if one doesn't take regular infusions of the stuff, like how some people (L, Pinkie) can consume rediculous amounts of sugar with no side effects because they have superconditioned themselves to survive on only sugar.

443284 but you don't need a defibrillator for that, I do it with two carrots.

443294 who needs electricity? poke ém hard enough and they giggle like a raven.:pinkiecrazy:

dat ending. I giggled.. Does that make me a monster? :fluttershysad:

443129 well just asking. In fact most ponies put their life's belief into there stories and comments. I mean, doesn't your character come out in your stories? Actually it is particularly possible that all ponies put their own characteristics into the book itself! :pinkiecrazy: whoa doctor hooves moment sorry. Lol. But I was curious if you did believe in evolution. :derpytongue2:

I liked it, though I felt a bit bad for laughing at the end.

I'm not one that tries to find mistakes, but I found this:
"as Pinkie 'shock' Gummy rapidly from side to side"

Nonetheless, nice work.

444128 You found it! :yay:

During one of my early scans through of this, I spotted that, corrected it, forgot to save and its location's been bugging me ever since! A thousand thank yous, mustached Pinkie!

Huzzah for randomness. The fics have been doubled. Also forgive me if I don't withhold my enthusiasm:derpyderp1:

451335 Hey you :pinkiehappy:

443661 You're not a monster, you're a Minotaur! :flutterrage:

Gummy as a Draconequus makes way too much sense.

I was thinking, "Oh, a happy ending." Then I got to the ending. TWILIGHT????

669921 I don't know why people keep on bringing up that ending. It was Twilight's time to go. She accepted it: why can't everyone else? dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Twilight_Sparkle.png


670036 I wasn't upset with Twilight dying. I laughed.
I'm a monster . . .

670096 Hey, don't feel too bad. It's not like canon doesn't occasionally play for guilty laughs. Ain't that right, Spike?


Oh Studio B, how could you? :fluttercry:

if only pinkie attacked evil gummy with a party cannon, that would have made this story PERFECTmylittlepinkiedash.deviantart.com/art/Pinkie-Pie-uses-Party-Cannon-298127321

Why no 'a' in the title?

And suddenly, Pinkie Pie makes sense. :facehoof: dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Pinkie_Pie_lolface.png

That was spectacular.


Gummy is not suitable bathing apparatus

There are plenty of a's in the title. What are you on about? dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Fluttershy_umad.png


>Pinkie Pie
>Make sense

Contradiction detected.

1263252 Correction. It now makes sense that she doesn't make sense. If that makes any sense. :trollestia:

but my shoulder's felling all achy


*facepalms and groans* Oh dear. Very silly nevertheless.

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