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"So, um, do we walk back up the slide or... or what?"

And with that the ponies began their trek through Pinkie's party cave...

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I'm telling you that quesadilla-phobia is the highlight of that episode.

I'm still not convinced that they didn't just find their way into the pocket dimension where Pinkie keeps all her props. That being said, headcanon considered.

Wait, couldn't they just fly? 3 out of the 5 can fly, they could just get Rainbow Dash to carry AJ and Rarity.

Oh, Twilight. You should have known that to threaten Pinkie Pie.


The trapdoor is locked.

6149973 If Rainbow can cut down a tree with her hooves, I don't think that's gonna be a problem.

But then how did Pinkie get back up the slide?I doubt she would lock the trapdoor after she went up xD

6151468 It's Pinkie Pie, she didn't even unlock the trapdoor on her way up.

6150096 It's a cave designed by Pinkie Pie to be secret, it's undoubtedly made of some sort of material that shouldn't exist yet can't be forced to cease existing.

6151563 Then couldn't Celestia just type /teleport @a ~ ~50 ~ in the server console or do I just play too much Minecraft?
Wait, now that I think about it, teleporting EVERYPONY 50 meters above SCC might not be a good idea.

I wonder what the pinkie mobile would look like XD

This was awesome in all the right ways. :pinkiecrazy:

6151560 And who locked it on the way down?

6153843 It's a TRAP door silly. It locked itself.

Oh my fricking Discord..! This is gold! Moar, please...

I... don't think threatening someone with food they're irrationally scared of would overrule their status as ruler of the nation, especially considering she wouldn't be able to make good on the threat if Twilight did do something about it. Or the fact that she's probably scared of eating them, not their existence. Or the fact that she plans life out to a tee, and has magic beyond comprehension to easily eradicate everything bakable. Or the fact that she also knows where Pinkie leaves, and fourth wall breaking powers/randomness doesn't beat in-universe powers all that often, unless said wallbreaker was also the main protagonist. Or the fact that I'm rambling, this is a comedy, and they're friends anyway.

I don't know if you noticed, but "quesadilla" is "Allidaseuq" spelled backwards.

This has no bearing whatsoever on anything, I just didn't know if you noticed.

6155409 I finally get it...your comment has helped me to understand what life really means! Thank you, so much...

All in a day's work, citizen.

Applejack gulped. "Ah am suddenly terrified beyond all rational thought."

Ghostbusters? :trixieshiftright:

Hehe. A funny story indeed! :pinkiehappy:

Huh. Pinkie Pie has sapient inanimate objects in her basement. I guess Madame LeFleur and Rocky weren't her imaginary friends after all. :rainbowderp:

"Incomplete"... Does that means there's even more to Pinkie's Party-cave yet? :pinkiegasp:

It's cool. Still says incomplete... this isn't a one shot?

Hey, at least they didn't find the "LIFE IS A PARTY" room that Pinkie has.

I see all these comments about the incomplete sign, but all i see is a complete sign

The Pinkie Cave. Ah, so many floors of party.

so. not only does Pinkie basically bully others into being her friends (FRIEND IN DEED)
and not only does she basically leech off the Cakes (i.e. eating customers' orders and
wasting ingredients making stuff for her own use.) (TREASURE OF GRIFFONSTONE and
other episodes), but she is basically a tax evader and this is okay. Twi is a Princess so she
is exempt and Rainbow Dash lives in Cloudsdale. the others (Rarity, Fluttershy and Apple
Jack pay taxes, I'm sure. so why doesn't Pinkie? is Mr. Cake claiming her as a dependent?
she's old enough to take care of herself and pay taxes so why is she above the law? anyhoo,
very cute story and I can imagine the cave in all its delightfully strange if somewhat creepy
glory. well done and, yes, the Mayor should see it.

Headcanon Accepted!

"And technically speaking, I know where you live and can bake twenty four quesadillas a minute."

Pinkie Pie just threatened her friend?


What don't be ridiculous. Twilight and her were just exchanging technical factoids.


So what will Pinkie Pie black mail Twilight with next when she wants something and Twilight won't give it?

"Ah am suddenly terrified beyond all rational thought."

What took you so long?

Twilight blinked for a moment. "You're... you're skimping out on taxes?"
"Shhh! Do you want everypony to hear?!"
"...you know, I am a princess. Technically speaking, I could bring you in for this."
"And technically speaking, I know where you live and can bake twenty four quesadillas a minute."
Twilight grinned broadly and gulped. "Party cave, what party cave? I'm more worried about the yaks than any theoretical party cave which may or may not exist?!"

Omnipinkie strikes again! :pinkiehappy:

"...you know, I am a princess. Technically speaking, I could bring you in for this."
"And technically speaking, I know where you live and can bake twenty four quesadillas a minute."

This is great.


She won't. She's not that kind of pony. She'll get over it.


yes, yes and dog food lid backwards is dildo of god your point is?:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

This is awesome!

:rainbowlaugh: That ending was funny. Two thumbs up for you. :pinkiehappy:

why have pinkie be iffy with taxes?

Oh my god somepony actually attempted to answer the question ttrLove
Shoved into read later because I need sleep, but I am VERY intrigued!:pinkiehappy:

Actually, it seems like most ponies have a secret compartment in their homes. We just haven't seen Rarity's, Rainbow's or Applejack's. I think it's just standard.

This is hilarious! Great story! :rainbowlaugh:

Oh, btw, Dr. Wolf read your story on YouTube! :pinkiehappy:

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This was great. I even laughed at the quesadilla joke. :D

6921091 She's a cashier who regularly throws parties that probably just barely pay for themselves. It's a miracle she can make rent.

Awesome and a little creepy.

"...you know, I am a princess. Technically speaking, I could bring you in for this."
"And technically speaking, I know where you live and can bake twenty four quesadillas a minute."


I fucking loved this. Headcanon accepted!

Whoo boy! This one's a keeper

Interesting! ... Talking sign is most interesting part? But, taxes are :rainbowlaugh:


"sugarcube corner" ... Needs capitalization...

6160628 Exactly what came to my mind when I read it. Like a "country Egon", I guess.

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