Sometimes you sit at the screen for hours and never type a word.
"Why me? Of All humans it had to be me to deal with all this cliche crap!"
He just wants to get home. Easy, right? Alas, no. First, the poor human has to deal with cliche friendship elements, and annoying ponies. He's going to need a drink.
(Random idea that poofed into my head and wouldn't leave till written.)
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I cannot possibly compress my infinite love for this story into human speech.
gods...I-I mean by my beard!!! that was a good story sir
4466614 same here
And if you want to see a real cl read this: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/189262/project-takeover
*cliche
FINALLY! A human who DOESNT want to straight up rape everypony in Equestria!
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Oh, man, are you implying "AND THEN THEY CLOPPED" isn't the most groundbreaking, inconceivably GENIUS-level story-telling plot-device, ever?
Pony, you better step the clop off with that.
(j/k)
I love the part about Zecora lol
That part with Zecora made me bust a gut.
I'd ask for more but that would be...
*dons shades*
Cliche'.
hehe.
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Put it on Know Your Meme
You forgot the part where Rarity wants to make him new clothes because his old ones are "simply hideous, DHAAAAARRLIING."
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3tghtfg
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This, except without the jk at the end >.<
I love your Zecora. That was awesome. Fuck with ponies and reader's expectations.
why is brocora not a staple of the genre? shit id drink with her any day.
zecora= best pony
very nice
Ah the oldest lesson in the world, if nothing's going your way, GET HAMMERED!
Well... It was actually proven what the height of the ponies were... Sooo... It's kinda correct to assume that they are small
Zecora needs to be this way.
HAHAH
I just love the begginging!!!
Omg this sentence made me die. Also you forgot the part where Celestia shows up and tells you that humans are evil and she'll be watching you.
Meh
Sorry, but I didn't really like it that much. I didn't downvote it or anything, but it was still just "meh". A lot of grammar issues, and I could have done without the swearing.
But I do like the idea, and the humour was pretty good.
One thousand and seventy seven words marked as complete...
LOL
One of the best Rainbow Dash lines in the history of ever.
I's a 'ooman, I come from planet Eerth.
Could use some work on the grammar and spelling.
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Or what about that for no reason or without warning, all the mares in Equestria at same time go into heat, and only want to have sex with the human only? :)
*golf clap*
That's my writer.
This is very tragic if I do say so myself... it's like the bronies' purgatory.
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Hey! I resent that! I wrote 3 HiE fics (technically four if you count the cancelled Changeling fic) where no clop or Human-to-Pony attraction took place. Although there was a pony who had the hots for him, she's only mentioned a few times, and nothing happens other than him getting frustrated.
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or demands that he 'ride her saddle'!
If you hate the ponies, then leave the site. idiot.
4485261 Kind person, where do you see that I said I hate ponies? Absolutely no where. I simply wrote a fanfic. Besides, why would I write 14 other stories if I hated them so much?
"I hate them ponies so I'm going to write fan fictions to spite the show!"
4477875 It wasn't everyone's cup of tea. I thank you for being honest. The hoard of grammar issues are partially because I wanted to get this out before I started second guessing. lol. Unfortunately, that's still no excuse. I'm sorry *bows deeply*
4485423 It's fine. I've done that too a few times. But those stories I regretted and deleted soon after
But I learned that patience and pre-reading is way better because then you can catch more mistakes and even change things if more ideas come to you. And having somebody else look at it is important. I can always find others' mistakes, but always miss my own
>>>possibly had satyr child with a pony>>>
Satyrs are part goat.
Go find Iron Will and get it on with his security guards.
Perhaps he means 'centaur'? HE SHALL GO BACK IN TIME AND SPAWN TIREK!! KILL HIM NOW!!
>>>Without hesitation, the human downed the potion…and never regretted it. >>>
Because it was made with hemlock and he died quickly.
FEDORRAAAA WEAR NECK BEEARRRDDDD. resplendent
Don't make anymore chapters of this. Not trying to be mean but this idea is only good for a one-shot. I t was great but would only go down hill from here.
4565690 Don't fret. I Was not planning on it.
Future clop writers will use this wonderful piece of literature as a template to form their original story ideas.
Ha ha! XD
Maybe you should add these three as the cherry on top of the icing of the cliché cake!
* Military Luna that wants to destroy the human and take over the human world.
* Candace coming out of no where and said that she would marry the human and get rid of Shining Armor in a heart beat. Fight breaks out between the human and Shing Armor, while Candace fights against Celestia and Fluttershy!
* Twilight brings out a spell that transforms the human into a Alicorn!
P.S. - I image Discord in the background, sitting in a lawn chair with a bag of popcorn, and is enjoying the good show in front of him.
P.S.S. - What happens if all the ponies became anthros, huh? :)
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Good luck on that pal... -_-
Decent.
Den outta den! Best story ever!
You have killed yourself and the fandom will come with you.
HUE.
Well, at least he's nice and safe indoors.
4568827 follow me to the promise land