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If you're just here for the wet, squishy, orifice-stretching tentacle sex, you're looking for chapter 3— "Apology". But I can't say it'll make perfect sense without the context of the first two chapters.

...I don't even know...but I'm going to know.


So far I'm laughing my ass off. :rainbowlaugh: Very well done.

What the fuck... What... I don't even... Luna is now Molestia?
I haven't the rest but I blame you if I hurt myself by falling off my chair for laughing so hard!:rainbowlaugh:


I believe the technical term is 'Lusty Luna'. :rainbowwild:

I have not laughed like this for a looking time.
Thank you so much for this incredible story!



I want to read it. But I'm afraid. Somebody hold me.:applecry:


I'd hold you, but the last person I hugged for emotional support...

Well, let's just say I'm forbidden from going within 100 feet of them or their home...

This was the funniest thing I have read all week

Im just going to pretend I never saw this and move on with my life.


Thanks! That means my work here is done! Now I must go, as my planet needs me.


You cannot unsee the truth.

4092394 The truth will unsee you.


Well, I just stopped existing. Hope you're happy.

Wat :twilightoops:

*brain.exe appears not to be working*


*instaling pegasytem32...*

*recovering pony.doc*

Holy hell where did you get the ideas for this?! Damn dude comedy AND horny princess tentacle action? Well mark me down as scared and horny!

Ill reiterate what I said earlier.


+1 though. Glorious piece of work, and moi wants more!


Holy hell where did you get the ideas for this?!

Oh, well it's simple, really! I-




I'm not sure, actually. I know it began with the idea that Luna is a twisted pervert and Celestia's sexually repressed. Everything else just came out organically between August and November of last year. I would write a few hundred words and then take a week-long break.


You sir.

I Like you.

I haven't grinned this much at sexual escapades since the opening chapters of Escort's Journal. This is HILARIOUS and awesome, and I demand more like this. :pinkiehappy:

You get a fave, a like, a watch, and a mustache. :moustache:

-Lapis Lazuli

dress plug , guess im gonna have to read to find out what that is lol....

Done with the first chapter and I DEMAND to know why I am only NOW reading this, dear god this is golden :rainbowlaugh:


I DEMAND to know why I am only NOW reading this

Blame my crippling, neurotic, self-doubt.


I demand more like this.

I'll do my best. My two main problems are my lack of confidence in my work and a tendency to go too dark. For example, in this story, when I got to Celestia's internal monologue in chapter 2, I ended up trailing off on depressing historical reflection for like 800,000 words, and it totally ruined the mood.

:rainbowlaugh:This was too fucking funny! I can't stop laughing!

Wow this is fucking funny and arousing at the same time!
Good Job! :twilightsmile:

Is the poor Changeling getting neglected now?


I've never fully explored the role of the 'harem' in my fics, but Twilight meets Celestia's personal consort briefly in another fic of mine. She explains;

"There are other changelings living here... Others like me... And... There are a few ponies who live among us... Kind ponies... Ponies who we can help..."

The broader purpose of the harem is quite tragic, so I've left it unexplored because it would drag the mood of whatever story it was explained in way down. Between the quote above and some of Celestia's thoughts in this fic, you may be able to work it out, but it's meant to be subtle. The changeling won't starve, though; you have my word.

They comfort ponies who have are suffering from heartache? I think that's what I picked up, with death of the significant other for Celestia specifically.


More or less, yeah. Sometimes, when ponies lose loved ones, they can go catatonic. Celestia's empathy for those who have suffered such great loss is extensive, and she provides for them as well as she can, opting to let them live a few hours each day in hypnotically-induced bliss, rather than having them rot in a hospital bed, experiencing nothing.

I haven't laughed so hard all WEEK!:rainbowlaugh:

"He lipped his lips"

If you hadn't said that, I would be under the dire misapprehension that he already had lips. :pinkiegasp:

Why am I seeing a large amount of stories with dates from months ago being featured?


Wahaha! Thanks for catching that!


I mean, I'd never make a typo like that! I've been framed! :raritydespair:


Well, for this story, it's because although I uploaded and edited the text in November, I didn't submit it until yesterday. I'm the only person who's seen it before then.

I can't tell you what's up with any other stories, though.

What did Luna mean that Rarity has negative sexual energy? That doesn't sound right to me, I think a sexual experience with Rarity would be very positive. She is the Element of Generousity after all.

This was sex.


Uhhhh, okay… (bronies! gah!)


Now I really want to see Luna leading a campaign to spread ancient sexual attitudes across all Equestria. That would be fun to read.


Sounds like a service, honestly, but they'd have to be careful about who this treatment's administered to.

Sometimes, an illusion only makes the pain worse when it eventually breaks...


It makes more sense in light of two unpublished fics that chronicle Rarity and Applejack's relationship. Sex with Rarity can be good, but her obsession with social climbing, need for control, and emotional instability typically end up violently rending her intimate relationships. As we could see with the Trenderhoof incident, she still doesn't quite seem to know 'what love is for', but she's done a lot of growing in that respect since season 1, moving on from ponies like Blueblood (who she 'loved'only because he was royalty) to ponies like Trenderhoof (despite her fixation with his popularity and influence within the fashion industry, he did have some things in common with her. Unfortunately, he still turned out to be a total tool).


Just... wow.


Yeah, the solution isn't exactly the most ethical one, which is part of why it's a secret. What's worse; a few of the ponies in that program would have eventually recovered with the proper treatment, and been able to return to a normal life (still having to live with the pain of having lost someone who meant so much), but being placed in the care of the changelings restricts their ability to heal. This is one case where Celestia is acting on her emotions instead of pure reason.

Strangely enough, I think I would have been far happier had the story ended at about chapter 1.5.

The sheer heel-turn you had to do to change Celestia's decision, neigh, personality, was ludicrous.

Before that, however?

Before that I haven't laughed that hard in a very, very long time.

Poor Shining.

Sheesh. Something tells me there's a ton more to this story than what could possibly be offered by just four chapters. Intriguing.


That passage is meant to draw a distinction between what Celestia's been doing for the last 1.2 centuries and what she was in the middle of with Luna. Anyone can employ another living thing and command it to give pleasure in exchange for payment. The acts in chapter 3 were a matter of Luna loving Celestia and wanting to share pleasure with her.

Well then. That was... something. Definitely something.

Brain got scrambled trying to process the mental image of everything going on, sadly. But it was intriguing to see an ancient view on sex, and have a pony who was basically Ms. Equestria from that age be in a world full of shame in one's image.

Very, very interesting, in both story and its message.


Aye. Death be a sad event, but this probably just prolongs it. No wonder Celestia composes herself with so much logic and reason; emotions can make you do crazy things, even if it is done to prevent a pony from going catatonic.

Time heals all wounds, even if the healing hurts worse than the initial event.

This is priceless. Puckered balloon knot, relax your anus, irresponsible velocity...

I love you.

This just made my day its so funny :rainbowlaugh: good job so far

This was absolutely hilarious! By that last part, I was rolling with laughter. :rainbowlaugh: Please, you have to write more like this. Also, new best story line ever is "Relax your anus, sister" :facehoof: I mean, Really Tia, Really? x3


I'm afraid I'm already spoken for, but I do appreciate the notion, and will add you to my list of potential threesome participants.


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