One day a man wakes up in a pony's bed. For the next several days the two of them try to discover why such a thing happened.
They don't do a very good job of figuring anything out but they do cuddle a lot.
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One day a man wakes up in a pony's bed. For the next several days the two of them try to discover why such a thing happened.
They don't do a very good job of figuring anything out but they do cuddle a lot.
Paul Matthews is a young man of average height and average weight and fairly average disposition. He is normal, and abnormally so. That rarely seen kind of person who, even in their early years, gives off the impression that they are destined for a moderately successful career in middle management at some cold, gray corporation.
Paul Matthews is about to come very close to something that few people do.
An entry for Obselescence's Most Dangerous Game contest.
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Having a pony roommate was an adjustment; there was a lot about Earth she had to get used to . . . and a lot of ideas she'd brought with her that you had to get used to.
She was a heck of a cook, though, and didn't mind sharing, so you were more than willing to let her have the kitchen.
And then you came home and discovered that she was making butter. Which she must have known she could buy at the grocery store if she wanted butter.
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In the future, we'll colonize the solar system, cure cancer, clone the human genome, and build trans-dimensional hoodies that can summon tiny talking horses from an alternate universe.
It's pretty snazzy.
There is no beginning and no ending; only hoodies and the poni poni poni that fill them.
Fires will fade, and darkness will consume the world. Over the ages countless Lords of Cinders have risen and fallen. All of them having completed their quest: To link the First Flame.
The Unkindled One stands before the First Flame. It's just an ordinary bonfire, right? He is tired, broken, and only wants to rest.
A summoning sign appears. Thinking it is the Firekeeper, the Unkindled One reaches out for it.
What he summons, however, shocks him.
Just a one-shot that popped up in my mind while finishing Dark Souls III. The Unkindled One had been through a lot of pain and suffering. And I could only think of one pony to comfort him while he pondered over his next move.
Edited by: XIII Hearts
Being a human roommate to a pony leads to all sorts of cultural misunderstandings . . but one fundamental proverb remains true.
A human known only as 'Kid' finds himself sent to another world after a malfunction with The Bastion goes horribly wrong. As he explores this new world as a pony, he learns the Bastion didn't send him here by mistake and takes it upon himself to find out why. With the help of several others, can they help him learn of his mistakes? Or will the events of the Calamity continue to repeat in his world forever?
(Bastion x MLP crossover)
[Image courtesy of White-Pwny on Deviantart.com
Sequal to this story:: Return of the Ura
Thanks to Twilight Sparkle and her friends, Equestria has known its longest period of peace! Except for the reoccurring existential threats. And if you ignore that thousand years when the Elements of Harmony weren't needed.
Well, that time is over. A new villain has come to tame the mythical land of magical horses. Or, well, he's there at least. Equestria has a way of taming itself.
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria wherein the patient/subject is calmed and relaxed through simple displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs. It's surprisingly effective, and leaves the pony happy and content. The strangest thing, however, is that you, a simple human living in Ponyville, 'invented' this practice completely by accident.
*I wrote this a long time ago, before Every Little Thing She Does aired. The first chapter takes place between No Second Prances and that episode, and I decided to touch it up and release it now as an early Christmas gift to you guys, as a simple piece of cute, platonic fluff. More to come, too, when I find the time and inspiration.
Cover art by ElementOfFaith
Having been defeated by the Rainbooms, losing their dark powers, and even their ability to sing, the Dazzlings are all but happy with how Adagio's plan went. But, as they did when defeated before, they will brush themselves off and keep moving forward.. Now they have to continue living in this world, without their powers this time. As they go on, however, they will start to notice some changes amongst themselves, and realize just how this tragedy affected each of them.