If you really care about plot, it's about Frosty and Violet (From the sleeper hit Fallout: Equestria - Memories!) experimenting with the wonders of reality-bending magic! Because somewhere in an alternate universe, there's a Frosty doing something needlessly reckless.

Most of these will be crossovers with other things. All of these will be written at 2am or later because I'm a crazy poni. Updates will be intermittent since I'll upload these as they are written. These'll also be editor-less since I think I know what I'm doing.

Commendations by editors and/or people I know:

[1:59:46 AM] Crushric of Orléans: No editing D: You're worse than Hitler. Even hitler had editors~

A man comes to Equestria. It's nice. Rainbow Dash becomes his friend, but something's bothering her...

He seems to be hiding something. He's told her a lot of things, things he hasn't talked about to anypony else, but there's still something eating at him. So, she psyches herself up for a visit to get to the bottom of it.

Trixie just wants a little attention. Male attention, in particular. However, considering her winning personality, unique charm, and social grace... physical appeal is really the only option she has left. And Trixie wouldn't be Trixie if she didn't try to fudge things a little bit in her favor.

And it wouldn't be Trixie's life if the universe didn't inexplicably conspire to ensure all of her efforts ended in failure and great personal embarrassment.

Warning: Contains breast expansion for comedic effect; humanized ponies; pervy Rainbow Dash; Twixie; an extremely juvenile sense of humor; and Trixie's endless misfortune, also for comedic effect.

Dinky has grown up enough to stay home by herself while her mother Derpy is out making deliveries. But Dinky isn't so happy about this when a major storm rolls in from the Everfree Forest and her mother doesn't come home that night.

No longer grounded, Button Mash goes outside to find that all of Ponyville thinks he's dead. No matter what he does, he can't seem to get anypony's attention.

Stranger things have happened, right?

This story is a sequel to A Letter from the Past

Name: Luke* Lustrous
Occupation: Saint of Evanescence, Paladin of Wrath to Princess Luna**
Age: 10,300 years old***
Height/Weight: 14 hooves tall, 750 pounds****
Appearance: Luke is covered in thick layers of muscles****, approximately half of his body-weight is muscle, the other half is bones, organs, and a small amount of fat. His mane is white with black sparkles mixed in, his eyes are blue, and his skin***** is cream colored.
Patient History: Strangely, despite his reported age, he seems to have extensive knowledge of Princess Luna, any questions to the latter have gone unanswered. He was first admitted to the CRH on the 23rd of June, year 1004 AN after a minor concussion caused by a sudden case of fainting.

Additional Notes:
* His name may sound odd, but he is not a pony, his species does not match any known creature.
** as reported by Princess Luna, though no known previous affiliations or ceremonies have occurred.
*** as reported by Princess Luna, apparently he had replicated the (currently experimental) technology of cryogenics with magic and preserved his body for 10000 years, though the other 300 years are unknown to be his original lifetime or something else.
**** body scans show that his normal body weighs 350 pounds, the other 400 pounds in from a complex set of armors he wears, body scans also show that his muscle structure is significantly more compressed and dense than that of ponies.
***** he seems to have no coat of fur on his skin, it is unknown if this is from injuries or genetic, if the former, then healing processes should begin ASAP, if the latter, then that point should be addressed when he is interviewed.

Last edited by: Dr. Aides Box, June 23, 1004.

(image of patient clipped onto to top-left corner of file)

(sequel here, YAY, this is the next leg of Saint Luke's journey through the world, rated for obscenities and the likes)

Luna and Celestia have been around for a really long time, longer than any other pony in history, longer than they themselves think, but just how long is that?

As Luna is putting on her regalia at the start of one seemingly normal night, a letter appears in front of her, directing her to a strange location that garners and answers many questions about her past.

And just what the hell does "Year 397 of era EI-24" mean?

*rated teen because of the tales of a Knight, and that entails killing and shit*

Rainbow Dash basically falls in love with a watermelon, that's about it. But it is incredibly funny if you care to read.

This is a parody on how Rainbow Dash is the center of every shipping chart, and she's been paired with everything but the kitchen sink (and even NOW has been paired with a kitchen sink), and I decided, "Why the hay not?"

If the definition of clop is the typing of sex or genitalia, then this is NOT clop. However, she does have some PG-14-rated fun with that watermelon.

Twilight Sparkle uses a teleport spell and goes into the future. It works.

Coverart by: 2snacks

Now has a dramatic reading by Goombasa
Also exists IN SPANISH now thanks to SPANIARD KIWI

From the beginning, it could only end one way. Nopony lives forever. All good things must come to an end, no matter how much we must wish that this not be true. Death is inevitable. Twilight Sparkle is dying. She has lived a long, full life, having outlived all of her friends, but it is now coming to an end. She knows that there is no escape, after meeting a young filly at Canterlot Castle during a visit with her mentor. The end is nigh, but she will not face it alone.