Ever since arriving in Equestria, you, a local male human in Maretropolis, had some hard time of adjusting among every pony while sometimes having restless sleeps and headaches. After getting into an accident, you wound up in a pony hospital where you can spend a few weeks of peace and quiet. Although, what you didn't realize that there would be some "friendly visitors" checking in on you every day before the snowy winter of Hearth's Warming Eve starts.

My name’s Marcus. Marcus Cortez. I’m currently a freshman at CUFTA. You don’t know what that means? Well, it stands for “Canterlot University for the Arts.” While it is a little unsettling to go to college in a completely different world from my own, and while being a human in a school full of mostly ponies is a little intimidating, I’m doing fine so far. I don’t have to worry about roommates, since I don’t live in a dorm. I live with my aunt.

Her name is Celestia. Princess Celestia.

You’re probably wondering how a human could be the nephew of a pony, and an alicorn princess, no less. Well, it’s quite the story.

In case you haven't guessed yet this is an anthro story, and my first time writing a story in first person, so we'll see how this goes.

The prologue for this story starts sixteen years prior to the return of Nightmare Moon and the story's main events take place after Season 3 ends.

The cover picture is an original drawing of mine.

Edited by danail24

Working in a nation of ponies wasn't all bad. As a migrant worker from the small kingdom of humanity, the Apples were kind enough to pay you a decent wage, and let you live in the hay loft of their barn. It wasn't the Waldorf Astoria, but you've made it into a cozy little homestead. Most of the money you earn is sent back to your wife and son, but after a visit from a certain prince, you realize there are other services you could render for a considerable sum.

Hooray 2nd person HIE!

Ultimately, what Anon learned was to never trust Cadance. (Contains gratuitous Scottish accent)
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{This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}

Anon tries to give Rarity some business advice, forgetting that he is in fact, not a mare.
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Anon just wanted to play a prank with his newfound powers. It got out of hand.
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{This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}

This story is a sequel to Breakfast Fit For a Princess

A few weeks after his trip up to Canterlot to take the elder Alicorn on a surprisingly successful date, Anon's life has returned to normal. Aside from a last-minute booking for a massage at his job, today is looking like it'll be rather average. However, Celestia has other plans.

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Teen rated due to sexual references played for comedy as well as some sexual tension. This won't feature clop don't worry.
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I hadn't planned on a sequel to breakfast, but when I saw how much people liked it, I figured I should give a sequel a shot. So what else would make sense but for Celestia to pay Anon a visit in ponyville and have some shenanigans ensue.

You should read the original to understand the context behind this, but it isn't mandatory.

Featured as of 31/03/21 - Didn't expect that but that's amazing

Princess Celestia, one of Equestria's immortal rulers has returned from a date with a notable oddity in Equestria. That of Anonymous the human, a strange creature, lacking in magic, however not lacking in courage. As he was the first being in just over three thousand years to ask Celestia out on a date.

Luna is eagerly awaiting her sister, to hear all the juicy details about her sister's night out.

Teen rated due to sexual references played for comedy.

This is a prose remastering of a Greentext written for /Sun/Day on the MLP board of 4chan, if you'd prefer to read the original version, Click here

Featured as of 27/2/21
Holy shit thank you so much!

Adam is a good friend of Princess Cadance, and has been for the past year.

But when the Crystal Princess finds her request for snuggles denied, her mind breaks and she quickly kidnaps him for nefarious reasons.

He never stood a chance.

Uploaded at 10.20 AM. Written in about twenty minutes for April Fools, Enjoy!

Bill (local human) and Celestia (local horse) are very close friends. Very, very close. So close it's gratingly obvious that they both plainly want to be even closer still, but despite Celestia's best efforts Bill remains utterly incapable of grasping that this is the direction that they both want it to go in.

Her latest scheme is more direct than those before it, but can it hope to work?