First, Mr. Popo visits Equestria to see how it has been, then Chrysalis is visited by a certain bald saiyan, then Fluttershy learns a little more assertiveness through the Crimson Fucker, and lastly, Twilight is owning herself, because we all know she gets own in cannon as well. Now the question I must ask you is this:

Can you handle the humor without getting an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity?

Celestia and Luna have ruled in Equestria for over a thousand years. Their age along with the unbelievable power that they wield to move the sun and moon has caused most ponies to see them as gods.

But as powerful as they are, gods they are not. For the being that has arrived in Equestria has powers that can rival and surpass their own. He is a deity millennia of years old, a deity who commands the thunder and lightning with an incredible might and a hammer that can shatter the sun and moon.

And Celestia and Luna will learn that they are not all powerful. That they are not as mighty as they believed. They are not gods.

They are not Thor.

Sunset Shimmer ran away. There's really no other way to say it. One can call it exile, tactical retreat, or even a permanent change in residence, but the facts are the same. She turned her back on the only reality she had ever known, and ran away. By the time she stopped to look back, the damage was done. It was too late. Celestia would never forgive her. She would never forgive herself.

There's someone else who will, though.

Written for Fan of Most Everything's Imposing Sovereigns contest.

Discord has escaped from his stone prison. The Elements of Harmony have been thrown away. Now Princess Celestia must rely on one man and one man only to save the day.

Stelio. Stelio Kontos.

Crossover with "American Dad". Obviously.

When monsters come along and disrupt the balance of harmony. The elements are there. Nothing has ever been able to withstand the strength of the elements. Not Discord. Not Chrysalis nor Nightmare Moon. But what happens when one being crashes into Equestria after dying. Having his memory partially ripped from him doing so. What happens when this being can kill just by being in the mere presence of others. Will this person find redemption with the new residence or throw a second chance away. Follow the main six as they try to apprehensively discover and learn new things from this new creature. But will what they discover be the means to they're end. Or salvation.

After one of that unexpected turns the life makes the god of peace and his angel end in the kingdom of Equestria. Could this help him finding the peace he wants... or he would show them "True peace"

Special thanks to my editors Heartless99 and The Valeyard for their help, I couldn´t do this story without them, also, thanks The Valeyard again since he had help me getting some ideas out when it was hard or I was unsure. Thanks both of you ;)

Vinyl Scratch had been mute all her life. She's long since accepted that. It doesn't get in her way as much as one might think.

But, when it comes to telling Octavia how she feels, there could be no greater obstacle.

Barney Stinson from How I meet Your Mother goes out drinking and did the unthinkable. He rode the tricycle. With the amounts of awesomeness flowing through him rising to critical levels he tears a hole in space-time. He ends up in Equestria and runs into Rainbow Dash. The results are legend, wait for it...dary!!!

Editing Credit: Infinite Evil

This story is a sequel to My Little Hellsing

Join Alucard, Seras and Sir Integra as they get into trouble throughout Equestria.

There's pranks, pirates, ponchos and other words beginning with 'P'.

Warning: This involves randomness, 4th wall breaking and a bit of-OH who am I kidding! With Alucard there will be tanker-load of blood!

For Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle is a great friend and is always a joy to be around.

It's just Midnight she has trouble with.

Inspired by art from Tralalayla, and commissioned by nonimportantstuff

Now with Reading by Scribbler Productions

Video commissioned by Sarsath

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