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ocalhoun


I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

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This story is a sequel to The Great And Powerful Protege


This drabble was a stream of semiconciousness that my addled brain produced whilst reading ponies and wishing I had good, strong coffee rather than instant.
This is not intended to be accurate to the show, since it's a sequel to a parody...
This may qualify as an entry into Ocalhoon's 250k contest.

This was hammered out in my ancient qwerty smartphone. All the good stuff is mine, all the bad stuff is Trixie's fault.

Cover art by the paragon on deviant art

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This story is a sequel to The Adventures of Batsy Fluffentuft the Magnificent


Batsy Fluffentuft makes her daring escape. A certain street performer catches her eye. Possibly the only pony in Equestria with an ego to rival her own...

Naturally, a contest is in order. Will Batsy's ego survive?
Probably not.

"Sex" tag for dirty humour. Just to be safe.

Written for ocalhoun's 250k contest!

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Rarity decides that Fluttershy needs some deodourizing. Sequal to Get Clean! by ocalhoun.

Written as part of ocalhoun's Big 250k Contest.

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At first, Princess Celestia was only in your bed. Then she was still in your bed. Now, she has stolen all of your bed sheets and refuses to leave that same bed.

So what could this have to do with the fate of all mankind?

Spin-off of Princess Celestia Is In Your Bed.

Entry into ocalhoun's Big 250K Contest.

Now with a youtube reading! HERE!

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Flutters has fallen in love with a spider.
Okay goodbye people have a nice day the world has ended, get the weapons ready! BANG! Oh look Bob just killed himself
I'm not kidding she has.
Flutters and Petunia have just kissed what is going to happen now?
Stuff I guess...


I have a very weird and disturbed mind.
So don't judge me when you read this
Written in perspective of Petunia (she is the spider)


Sequel to this amazingly awesome one shot: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/288366/arachnophillia


For the competion: Ocalhohns big 250k contest


I AM A BRITISH CIVILIAN SO I AM NOT ENTERING FOR THE MONEY! I AM JUST ENTERING TO WIN! THAT IS ALL

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A researcher is trying to create a new and more powerful stimulant. Unfortunately for him, headquarters keeps sending him incompetent and idiotic test subjects.


A spin off of The Canterlot Vaults, Six to Eight Weeks Dungeon, The Adventures of Batsy Fluffentuft the Magnificent, Arachnophillia, Unicorn Horns Are Made Of Candy, What Does the Fox Say?, Frostbite the Snowmare, That one strange story about a donkey., and A Frog's Life (With video!), all by ocalhoun. Written for ocalhoun's Big 250k Contest.

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Twilight Sparkle worries about her friends. Currently her thoughts are preoccupied with the new guest of a certain yellow Pegasus, one with twice as many legs as it should have.

She was right to worry.

An entry for Ocalhoun's Big 250K Contest, and a continuation of their story Arachnophillia.

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This story is a sequel to My Little Pony: Friendship is Overpowered (Season 1)


That was easy!


Join Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer and their friends as they easily defeat every challenge thrown at them with their awesome friendship powers.


A continuation of ocalhoun's Friendship is Overpowered series. Written for ocalhoun's Big 250k Contest.

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This story is a sequel to The Unfortunate Stabbing of Nurse Redheart


After Nurse Redheart's final hours, two policeponies must continue on. After all, there are things to do, procedures to follow. Right?

Audio reading by TheDizzyDan!

This story is an entry into ocalhoun's Big 250k Contest, as a continuation of The Unfortunate Stabbing of Nurse Redheart.

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A collection of letters from Ponyville's Old Mailmare.


A spinoff of Undeliverable by ocalhoun. Written for ocalhoun's Big 250k Contest. I suggest that you keep a tab with the other story open, as this content relies heavily on it.

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