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ocalhoun


I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

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This story is a sequel to Undeliverable


Derpy has been missing from Ponyville for a little while, but an impossible letter is about to bring her back as her old life and her new one collide. One she thought dead has apparently returned, and memories she'd rather bury are being unearthed.

A sequel to Undeliverable and A Mother's Lover Never Dies by Ocalhoun for his Big 250K Contest

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This story is a sequel to The Unfortunate Stabbing of Nurse Redheart


Fillydelphia drew me in with a promise of glamour and fortune. What it gave me was betrayal and rejection. Day and night I sit huddled in the dark, watching the ponies who put me here walk by as if the shadows don't exist. But they do exist.

And they have something to say.


My entry for ocalhoun's Big 250k Contest
Pre-read/edited by Jade Ring, Winston, and BlazzingInferno

Live reading by TheDizzyDan!

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This story is a sequel to Mistress of the Dark


This is also a sequel to That one strange story about a donkey., but the description below is all you need if you haven't read either prequel.


Moondancer and Moonlight Raven have become unlikely friends, despite one being as preoccupied with science as the other is with mysticism. But when an artifact that blurs the line between magic and technology unleashes one of the more unique threats Canterlot has ever faced, the two must set their differences aside (and seek the help of a certain Doctor) to save the day… provided they don’t annoy each other to death first.


This was my entry for Ocalhoun's Big 250k contest, and obviously riffs on That one strange story about a donkey. I feel obliged to note that certain details of Eugene's character are not intended to insult or trivialize others; they're just part of the hand his character was dealt. Cover art assembled from here and here.

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This story is a sequel to Twiley takes Shining Armor to LineCon


After years, Princess Twilight's finally visiting LineCon again. And she's bringing some of her best friends with her. This will be the best con ever!

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This story is a sequel to Undeliverable


This is a prequel to undeliverable. Why did Derpy go missing? Where did she go on vacation? Only one pony has the answer, the same pony who is dictating the letters. She is Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship.
Why does she refuse to tell everypony where Derpy went?

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This story is a sequel to Unicorn Horns Are Made Of Candy


(Actually, it takes place at the same time.)

It's been so long since Charlie the Unicorn has seen his family that he can barely remember them. Will a trip to Equestria help him to find what he so desperately seeks?

Written for ocalhoun's Big 250k Contest.

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This story is a sequel to The Adventures of Batsy Fluffentuft the Magnificent


Wherein Batsy Fluffentuft magnificently pursues a mysterious, shiny pale pinking-purple propeller-powered pony! Will she catch it? She must, for the propeller is SHINY! No, not the unicorn Shiny...
Guest starring:
Discord's Daughter, Screwball!
A Cabbage Merchant!
Lots of Trees!
Vegetable Chow Mein!
AND
Background Pony Number Seven (of Nine)! (that's a double joke, get both answers and win an Internet!)
Music by Benny Hill, as performed by 331Erock!
Another entry into ocalhoun's contest! I swear, the instant coffee is gonna drive me to ruin.
But I made pony words with it. So, there's that!

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This story is a sequel to Unicorn Horns Are Made Of Candy


The day after her horn-licking binge, Pinkie doesn't feel like her usual hyperactive self. As it turns out, unicorn horns are very unhealthy.

Written for ocalhoun's Big 250k Contest.

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This story is a sequel to Unicorn Horns Are Made Of Candy


Applejack is positive that Rarity's horn didn't taste like marshmallow before yesterday. How can she be so sure? Twilight needs to know...for research, of course.

Written for ocalhoun's Big 250k Contest.

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This story is a sequel to Unicorn Horns Are Made Of Candy


(Actually, it's a prequel.)

Dr. Doofenshmirtz has a plan to turn the horns of all of the rude truck drivers in the Tri-State Area into candy, but when his Other Dimension-inator gets activated, things don't turn out the way he intended.

Written for ocalhoun's Big 250k Contest.

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