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ocalhoun


I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

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Fluttershy shares a tender, loving moment with ... a gigantic tarantula.


Cover image by jazzie366 M Defective.
Story written specifically to disobey the instructions in the title of this thread.
Audio Reading by DanMcIntosh.


Enjoy, and keep a bottle of brain bleach at hand.


Based on this story:
Arachnophobic
Hairy love

Chapters (1)
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Comments ( 117 )

This is one way to reply to a thread.

I'm sure it'll be a perfectly normal story. :pinkiecrazy:

It actually happened. I am surprised.

It's actually a well-written, nice story. Have a favorite.

YOU ACTUALLY DID IT.
YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT.
OMG YOU'RE THE BEST.

6409070
I have follow-through. :twilightsmile:

6409068
If by that you mean, 'perfectly normal by Fimfic standards', then yes.

6409072

It's actually a well-written, nice story.

Was there ever any doubt?
Well, yes, of course there was. :rainbowwild:

6409073
Wow... I didn't expect people to be so excited about it.

6409075

If by that you mean, 'perfectly normal by Fimfic standards', then yes.

Indeed. F/F shipping for life!

6409097
You want... :rainbowhuh: more of this?
You really don't want to see the clopfic sequel... do you?

6409091
Well, obviously it had to be f/f.
That's just right there in the Fimfic rules.

Just for this' a like and a watch.

6409102
Well, let me explain.
There's Fluttershy, and there's this really big spider and... Fimfic.

6409106
Just for what now?

So this is what ocalhoun's mind produces while browsing the web.

Favved.

6409109
If, by that, you mean I turn everything I see into a story...

6409108 this is the first of your stories I've read. I,m impressed.
You can tell because i,m not fixing ,y mistakes.

I have found a very naughty image on the interwebs that fit this.

I didn't you were actually serious when I saw that thread... why do I get proven wrong so much?

Just... a tarantula... a giant, hairy, predatory spider....

6409117
Oh, well you should try some of the other ones. ^.^
This one is far from my best.

6409138
Is it so naughty that you can't link to it without getting nasty notes from the fimfic mods?

6409141

I didn't you were actually serious

Ha! I'm always serious!
Especially when I'm taking colorful ponies and giant spiders and saying 'now, kiss!'

6409142 Yes.But in exchange,I'll give you this.
i.imgur.com/6N2hukW.jpg

This was interesting.
I want to like this but it wont let me.
Never mind it did.

6409146
I'll just happen to mention that if you link to a google image search for that image, that's fimfic legal. :raritywink:

6409148
Fimfic won't let you like it?
Or are you just having trouble liking the spider.
(I know; spiders have kind of an image problem.)

6409112 Hey, I only found a relevant 60's Spidey pic now*, and I wasn't having my smartest moment exactly.

*i.imgur.com/vtzlATi.jpg

I regret nothing about that bad pun.

I quite like how it's not entirely clear whether or not Fluttershy is right about Petunia. Amusing and surprisingly cute. Thank you for it.

6409145 Okay then... should we expect other spider x pony shipfics?

6409168
:facehoof:
Damn, I didn't even see the pun.
I should sleep more.

6409184
Heh, thanks! ^.^
Of course, I can only keep up ambiguity like that for a short time, though.

6409206
Oh lawd, I hope not.

6409207
Oh wow... that's one of the best gifs I've seen in a long time!

6409251
Heh, my reaction exactly.
Except I ended up pushing a lot of the little buttons on the keyboard instead, and this came out.

6409107 Well, I suppose that IS what this site is for...

Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Why the hell not?

It's like Fluttershy was making out with my werespider character from a World of Darkness game played with my friends. Except Petunia's not a wolf spider. And she's like a quarter the size. ...Maybe less than that.

6409254 If more come out, I blame you.

6409154 Nope I find spiders rather fascinating.
Had a pet tarantula as a kid. Think there cool.
Also where I lived every once in a while there would be a swarm of the little buggers migrating somewhere.
Every now and then fimfic wont show or let me like some stories.
It worked after a while.

Oh, sweet Faust. I need all the brain bleach. Comfort me, my plushy Twilight.

6409297
My thoughts exactly!

6409349
I don't like spiders either.
But...
Embrace the suck! Face your fears. You'll grow as a person.

6409383
So... what you're saying is... she's a lot cuter? :raritywink:

6409391
Fair enough.
Let's just hope there won't be any clopfics about it.

6409459
Personally, I hate the buggers. (bad childhood experiences) That's why writing about them can be therapeutic.

6409471
I have some brain bleach stories if that would make you feel better.

*Sees cover*
Nope nope nope nope nope.
i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/727/910/577.gif
*Reads fic*
Huh, I never thought I'd find this cute.

6409718
Heh, it just takes practice and you can do a lot with a little.
Though I do have a naturally sparse and fast-paced style, I suppose. It comes easily to me.

6409723
Heh, it's fun upending people's expectations!

6409680

So... what you're saying is... she's a lot cuter? :raritywink:

:trixieshiftright:
:trixieshiftleft:

We clearly need more Spider X slightly smaller Spider shipping around here...

6409806
It'll be fun trying to get that to be pony enough to pass moderation.

Maybe if I turn the mane 6 into spiders...

well then.
That happened.
Guess I got to outdo you someday by submitting the first LickyFlitter-Reverse Centaur clop.
Yes, those groups exist.

6409680 Rule 34 my friend... *shivers*

6409836
Not if I do it first! :rainbowdetermined2:

6409850
Oh crap. :rainbowderp:
"If it exists, there is porn of it." :twilightsmile:
I just made it exist, so now there must be porn of it! :fluttershbad:
What have I done? :raritycry:

6409868 Doomed humanity... you monster...

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