You've had your eyes set on Applejack for a long time. Maybe your best friend Rainbow Dash can help you earn Applejack's heart. You wouldn't see why not. Besides, she's your best bro. Right?

Previous Cover Art

Chinese Translation on Fimtale
Spanish Translation by Spaniard Kiwi

This story is contained in my book "Dash Tries to Win Your Heart and Other Short Pony Stories"

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Pinkie has gone to pick up some shipments of cupcake batter that has been kinda late for a while. When she reaches there, she meets her greatest and well-known enemy, and she can feel it taunting her from all corners of her mind. She enters a Waiting Room.

Twilight - er, sorry - PRINCESS Twilight goes to visit her brother Shining Armor at the Crystal Empire one day, and is left alone for a bit while Shining Armor goes off to deal with something important. Bored out of her mind, she decides to look through some stuff in the attic of the Crystal Palace (because, well, why not? I mean, she IS curious after all), and stumbles upon a video-tape recording taken from the wedding.

Twilight watches it. She discovers how Shining Armors's wedding vow rehearsal went.

This is all random nonsense, just so you know. If you have any problems with the story, please turn around in your chair and direct them to the wall located behind you. XD

WAKA WAKA!

Also, cover art was made by me using Photoshop to color over a hand-drawn version i did. Hey, if that's a problem for you, then go away!

NO WAIT COME BACK! I WANT TO BE LOVED! XD

Shining Armor decides he is Twilight Sparkle.

Octavia has a musical history and a side to herself she'd rather not have to explain outside of Ponyville. Inside Ponyville... well, everything was fine until she spotted Vinyl Scratch. What was she doing here?

Don't panic, Octavia! Don't freak out, don't lose your mind, don't....
Oh well.
(And check out Goombasa's excellent dramatic reading!)
Cover by Page Turner.

Twilight looked over to her dear mentor, Princess Celestia, and found she had once again fallen asleep mid-lesson. Her intense debate on awakening the princess was cut short when the decision was taken out of her hooves.

“Huh? Oh. Twilight, I am so sorry for falling asleep again. I think we need to reschedule this for tomorrow morning.”

Twilight nodded. After all, Princess Celestia was obviously overworked. If only there was something she could do to help.

Now with a dramatic reading courtesy of DRWolf.
Additionally, there’s a Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi over on Deviant Art.

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Art created from images by Tim015 and ShilaDaLioness.

A refined mare fresh out of high school and a dropout following her dreams find themselves forced to spend a lot of time together.

With the help of a meddling psychology tutor and their new classmates, can they find what they've been looking for?

French Translation!

Fan Stuff!

Rainy weather and a looming deadline drive Twilight Sparkle up the walls and Spike out of the tree. Only Pinkie Pie can save the day, by introducing the reluctant librarian to an unexpected new hobby. Astoundingly, sex does not ensue.

Before the crusaders, there was the three hazards of Ponyville. It's been ten years since the hazards promised to meet again some sunny day. The promise thay made that day will shine through the trouble that split them apart in the years after.

With help from JumbledThought, and Rinnaul.

Due to a typo on her permit to build a new barn, and the meddling of a recalcitrant bureaucrat, Applejack is stuck running a bar, at least until Mayor Mare gets back to town. So sit down and have a drink in Ponyville's least likely watering hole!