Everypony assumes Pinkamena Diane Pie is insane. There's nothing more to it than that. But how could everyone be so wrong?

Pinkamena Diane Pie, long-time server of Equestria's military, has spent years awaiting the day that Sombra would be defeated. Time after time she watched him, avoiding their attacks and never gaining a scratch.

In the midst of battle, she decides to leave one for him to remember her by.

Proofread and edited by: Note Sketch
Art by: konik006(derpibooru)(deviantart)

Again, special thanks for Note Sketch and Azure_Shadow for pre-reading this fic and helping me get it done~

Pinkie's mysterious genealogy has been a mystery. Until now when the CIG (Canterlot Institute of Genealogy) finds a shocking discovery about her past, and her ancestor Buzzsaw, a leader of a Pony extremist group called PWNY who want to erraticate all unicorns, pegasi, and more importantly the 3 alicorn leaders. Now all of this was all ancient history until now. Her ancestor now is possessing her with her Pinkie sense to free her ancestor and take over all of Equestria, and it is up to a small genious filly unicorn named Dee to save them all.
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Celestia's best friend Millie Wood has always been her closest friend. Ever since Millie was abandoned and saved by the King, but when Celestia's crush, Prince Vladimir meets Celestia for the second time, he makes Celestia say something to her best friend that she is going to regret.
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Wait, what? That sounds like two different stories! What's going on here and how does this make any sense?
Well reader, it will make sense just READ IT!
This was written by my close friend Misamisa25, edited, and published by me (Krasniye)
This is the first fic we have ever worked on so comments would be highly appreciated

By: PhoenixBrave co-writer: Connell Crocker
Updated Every Monday & Friday (Same Week)

Lightning Storm must survive and fight through the perilous Wastelands, as he must look for a cure for his beloved, whom which is diagnosed with a serious infection that is spreading across Equestria. Causing everypony that is infected with the said disease, turning them into mindless flesh eating zombies! While also accompanied by his companions, Lightning must discover the source of the bombings and the origins of the terrorist group: The Death Hunters whom seem to have relations between each other in the cause of the zombiepony outbreak.

What really happened on the rock farm? She said "And that's how Equestria was made!". What in the world does that mean? Well, this story will tell you everything that went on at the rock farm before Pinkie moved to Ponyville, and what happened to her old family. Rated T for mild gore and graphic (bloody) scenes (for certain people).

Everypony loves Pinkie Pie. She's that crazy pony who never seems to get sad about anything.
But does something lie beneath that cheerful exterior?

"If only I had known then what I know now. Maybe I would have acted differently. Maybe I could have stopped Pinkie from leaving. But there's no way I could have known. The mystery that is Pinkie Pie could never be so easy to figure out. She'd been lying to us all along, hiding who she really was. Maybe she'd always planned to just disappear from our lives for good. But there's one thing I do know, no matter who or what she may really be, she'll always be that silly pony who surprises me when I read in the Library, who threw me a Welcome party when I first came to Ponyville, and who will always be one of my dear friends. And I'll be damned if I don't show her where she really belongs. With her friends."
Note: This story takes place before Twilight becomes a alicorn but after Discord has been reformed.
Edited by: Soto Konoha
Proofread by: Garbo802

Twilight Sparkle has been imprisoned for the murder of King Sombra in retaliation to the murder of her own brother. Locked away in solitary confinement with no visitation for nearly half a year, Twilight begins to believe that she's all alone, that is until Rainbow Dash sneaks into her cell on Hearts and Hooves Day.

Based on real life events. Inspired by "Painkiller" as made famous by Three Days Grace, "Say it ain't so" as made famous by Weezer and "Behind Blue Eyes" as made famous by The Who. Dedicated to someone very special to me.

Edited by: Crystal Moose, and I can't even describe how grateful I am.

The cover art was drawn by me.

Story One of the upcoming Painkiller Series

A lone vampire bat sneaks through the mirror portal and ends up in the human world. Instead of apples, it now craves something far richer. And unfortunately for Sunset Shimmer, she's its next snack.

Sunset can't remember any of her activities past sundown. The light hurts not just her eyes, but burns her skin. And she's thirsty.

So very thirsty.

It's up to the Rainbooms to save Sunset from herself before she drinks the whole city dry. Too bad Twilight Sparkle is her primary target.

Thanks to Saro0fd3monz for the inspiration!

Edited by DrakeyC and HenryAnthonyCourtler

Now with a TVTropes page!

Now with a French translation!

The alternate timeline battle against King Sombra has finally come to an end, and now Pinkie Pie is entrusted with keeping the ex-King under lock and key for the rest of his days. But having seen her friends hurt and tormented by King Sombra personally, Pinkie Pie decides to punish the unicorn in the worst possible way she can think of.

By not telling him what his horn tastes like.

Spin-off of Unicorn Horns Are Made Of Candy.

Entry into ocalhoun's Big 250K Contest.