This story is a sequel to This is bad!

With everything going back to normal... *Pft* Who am I kidding? Nothing is normal in the town of Ponyville. With the everyday craziness that you can find there, you can now find even more of it. I present to you Pinkie Pie and Diane Pie! Yes, there are two of them in town now!

As Alexander settles into Ponyville as Diane Pie. He enjoys the daily life of Pinkie Pie as she shows him the ropes to being a party pony. Meeting the family, explaining what is going on to every new pony he meets and getting used to now being called "she". All in a pink pony's day.

Trying not to think about her own home world Diane jumps the opportunity to fit in. All is fine, even if she does know that some things will be coming their way in the near future... Only thing is that she thinks she knows what. When in reality, she has no idea how wrong she is.
For in the shadows, there are others, not so happy with the recent turn of events. And they will do anything to get things their way.

But for now, let's see if we can get a status report from Diane Pie as she once again turns to the fourth wall to explain what happened since we last saw her and what is currently going on.

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I've spent the majority of my life tilling the desolate land in which I live. Every day, I wake up to move useless rocks from one location to another. This is an archaic line of work that my family has clung to for generations. It is a dull, grey existence.

Today, I have woken up in a strange room, lying in a bed that isn't mine. I'm surrounded by five mares whom I've never seen in my life. They claim to be my friends, and expect me to bring joy to the hearts of everypony.

Joy? I don't think I've ever experienced this for myself, so how am I supposed to thrust it upon others?

My name is Pinkamena Diane Pie, and I'm not sure what to make of this situation.

Pinkie Pie is Ponyville's resident party planner. That's what her cutie mark is for. But what if the three balloons on her flank really meant something else? But what could three party balloons mean, if not dubbing Pinkie as a party pony?

Delve into Pinkie's deepest, darkest memories, and discover the truth behind her cutie mark. And the true purpose that Pinkamena Diane Pie serves in the world.

This story is a sequel to In Their Highnesses' Clandestine Corps

After the events of "In Their Highnesses' Clandestine Corps," Prince Blueblood has moved to Ponyville and is secretly training Rainbow Dash as a Clandestine Corps operative while openly dating her. Add that to Twilight becoming a princess and Discord hanging around Fluttershy's place all the time, and that might just be one recent change too many for Pinkamena Diane Pie...

Cover image commissioned from Pinmissile.

This story is a sequel to The Lovely Bones: Afterlife of a Murdered Pegasus

Decades after the end of the killings of Pinkamena Diane Pie, Twilight Sparkle is the last of her friends to be greeting death. With those she loves most by her side, she prepares herself for the final journey that will lead her to all those she has lost.

Pinkimena Diane Pie. Often a mare of cheerful smiles and copious amounts of sweets, she hides something in her basement, and occasionally goes into it to retrieve a tasty morsel for her breakfast. This is one such of those times.

DISCLAIMER: This story takes place in an alternate reality. Some of the plotlines that are canon in the show, will not be canon here.

The Pie family lived on a small rock farm, until a misfortunate event caused the family to split apart, with the father, Igneous Rock, staying on the rock farm with his two daughters, Maud Pie and Marble Pie. While the mother, Cloudy Quartz, moved to Ponyville with the other two daughters, Limestone Pie and her youngest daughter, Pinkie Pie, who might just be out of her mind.

Pinkamina Diane Pie was rotating rocks in the south field when a massive explosion and shock-wave caused her to panic. Now, she finds herself stuck in a grey, lifeless copy of her room, where time seems to stand still. What has really happened to her, and can she escape? Does she want to?

This is just a short I bashed together after seeing the cover art. I want to give credit, but am not 100% certain as to the artist. Critiques, comments and suggestions welcome. This is my headcanon, Pinkamina is depressed and lonely, not crazy. Also, the picture shows human versions of the character(s?), because it was the best image I could think of. Also, corrected some errors after returning to the story the next day and rereading it! Me. Errors. Heh, who'd have imagined it.

Everypony assumes Pinkamena Diane Pie is insane. There's nothing more to it than that. But how could everyone be so wrong?

How can one tell if they're real? Who's to say that we're not all part of something else's imagination? Do you believe someponies real by the warmth of their skin? Or the feeling of their breaths down your neck? How can one tell? But that is only one of my many theories.

Is it possible to have two lives within one body? Two different personalities inside one pony? Pinkamena tries to understand the concept of being locked away inside a certain rambunctious ponies body, and why she can't be heard, or seen by the ponies around her.
Is it possible to feel love for the ponies around you, but you're not aloud to tell them? Is it right to love your other personality in such a way you should love somepony else?

Includes: PinkamenaxPinkie, FlutterDash, and RariJack