-Theories About My Bride To Be
The sight was hard to take in, and none of the five mares knew how to react to it. What in the world was their pink friend doing?
"Pinkie, what on earth are you talking about?" Rarity forced herself to speak first. Her eyes were mainly focused on the hideously made "wedding gown" that Pinkie Pie was wearing.
Pinkies largely lit eyes were gazing upon her friends. Her smile was still locked upon her muzzle, and she seemed as if she were waiting for somepony else to ask something. Nevertheless, she answered with a giggle.
"It's my wedding sillies! Can't you tell? Isn't it the best!?" Pinkie jumped up and down in a hyper manner. Her veil, and mane was bouncing all around as she continued to jump with glee. The other five mares were still terribly confused, yet they were afraid in a way to ask her anything else.
"I'm not sure if they are too excited, Pinkie." I spoke up; my words coming out of Pinkie's mouth as well being heard by the other girls.
Twilight was taken aback by Pinkie's words. Why was she speaking in first pony? Why was she acting this way?
"No, No I'm sure their excited. They're just so surprised that they can't think of anything to say!" Pinkie said to herself, or that's what it seemed.
Rainbow Dash looked over to Fluttershy, and they both stared with confusion into one another's eyes. Fluttershy was beginning to feel fear for her pink friend, and Rainbow could sense it. She lifted a blue hoof, and placed it on Fluttershy's. A warm blush came upon her yellow face as she tried to ignore the fact that she was holding hooves with her marefriend in front of their friends, but they weren't paying attention to them. Everyponies eyes were on Pinkie.
"What in tarnation are y'all goin' on 'bout?" The orange farm pony took a step forward into the white decorated room. She could feel sweat dripping down the back of her neck as she realized the deranged look upon her friends face. Her eyes looked bloodshot, and her smile was crooked. It was almost scary to see her like this.
"Why don't you look happy?" Pinkie lowered her head, and dropped her bouquet of white roses. Her veil hid her blue teary eyes as her friends all moved closer in.
"We just don't understand, Pinkie. What are you talking about a wedding for?" Twilight walked over to her saddened pink friend. She lifted a hoof on her shoulder, but it was quickly slapped away by Pinkie Pie who's eyes swiftly darted upwards, and stabbed at all of her friends' hearts.
"How could you not be happy for me?!" Pinkie pulled the veil off her head, and threw it across the room. It hit the mirror on the wall opposite of her.
"They don't accept us, Pinkie. That's not fair though!" I yelled out. I could see fear stricken within the five mares eyes. The all began to back away cautiously.
"I know it's not fair! They're suppose to be my friends!" Pinkie's eyes were enraged.
Twilight turned her eyes over to Applejack who was now standing in front of Rarity, and holding her head low in a defense position. Applejack caught Twilight's purple eyes, and then nodded at her. Twilight knew that in case Pinkie got out of control she could count on AJ to pin her down, and keep her from doing anything she would regret. The purple unicorn was just making precautions just to be safe.
"Pinkie Pie, what is your problem?" Rainbow Dash hovered in the air above Twilight's head. Her pink eyes were narrowed at the party pony in confusion. Pinkie; however, did not look intimidated by her at all.
"How can they not accept us, Pinkie? They're hypocrites!" I shouted through my beloved's lips. I was beginning to feel hatred towards these mares that I used to think were good friends to Pinkie. I used to think that they were alright. I actually grew fond of them, but now.....now I knew who they truly were!
"Well, maybe that's a little harsh don't you think, Pinkamena?" Pinkie asked herself.
Green, blue, purple, pink, and turquoise eyes all lit up at the name Pinkie mentioned. Pinkamena? That was Pinkie's birth name. Why was she addressing herself by both of her names? Pinkie? Pinkamena? What was she doing?
"It's not harsh enough! They are what they are!" My heart was pounding with anger as I looked in disgust at the ponies I used to consider my friends.
They were nothing more to me now than trash. I could barely stand to look at them without wanting to attack them all. I wanted with all my heart to take control of Pinkie's body one last time to rip these ponies to shreds, but if I did that then it would make Pinkie sad...and I didn't want to do that.
"Pinkie...." Twilight tried to comfort her friend in her obvious time of hysteria. She wasn't sure what else to say to her though. She could only look upon her with sympathetic eyes, and hope that her pink friend would snap out of her delusions.
"Twilight, I...."
"Don't listen to them! They're trying to break us apart!" I cut off Pinkie's words with my own. The last thing I wanted was for Pinkie to give up on me. Right when we were about to live a long life together, they had to mess it up! Why did they have to do this to me? They all had love lives too! They didn't see me, or Pinkie screwing with them! But maybe...I should now....
"Pinkie, don't you see? They're trying to keep us apart, but they have feelings for one another too!" I tried to convince my dear Pinkie to listen to me. I couldn't have her going to their side. I just couldn't let it happen!
"What do you mean, Pinkamena?" Pinkie asked me. I could see her staring back at her friends. They all wore worried glances.
"Applejack, and Rarity often have sexual contact! They even have feelings for each other! And Rainbow Dash is in love with Fluttershy! In love! And about the purple one....she's too boring to have a love life." I revealed all of the mares secrets that I was able to conjure up from all the research I had done on them. I had seen the things they do in secret, and I hear the things they tell each other when they think nopony is listening. I know everything about them, and I could reveal everything about them!
"What?!" Pinkie jumped back as she stared with utter confusion at her friends. She couldn't believe that nopony ever told her these things.
"No! We don't love each other!" Rainbow Dash embarrassingly looked away. Her cheeks flustered a bright red. Fluttershy could feel tears forming in the corner of her eyes at Rainbow's words. She knew that Rainbow was easily embarrassed, but for some reason the words hurt her.
"And no way in all of here Equestria would I do anythin' like that to this here pampered prissy pony!" Applejack threw an accusing hoof in Rarity's direction. Her eyebrows furrowed with anger.
"How dare you call me that! You brute! I would never in all my life lay a single hoof on you!" Rarity turned her head high in the air with a hmph! Deep inside she was feeling pain though. She truly did love Applejack, but the farm pony was quick to deny it. Rarity couldn't help but wonder if Applejack had any feelings for her at all.
Twilight did not look amused by the comment on her being too boring. She simply watched her other friends fight about the accusations against them. Was Pinkie telling the truth about them having romantic affairs, or was she just trying to get them all to argue about it? Twilight was still worried about the way Pinkie was talking. It was as if two mares were talking to one another through one body. Was that possible?
"How dare you guys try to tell me who to love when you are loving each other like this!" Pinkie ripped at her dress, and pulled it completely off her body. She tossed it forward at her once was friends, and it smacked Twilight softly in the face, and then fell to the floor. Twilight didn't care about the dress though. She noticed something on Pinkie's stomach. It almost made her won't to throw up at the sight. What in the world was this?!
"Pinkamena was the pony I've been waiting for all this time! She was always there for me when I needed somepony. She was always watching over me, and taking care of me. She was always beside me when I was alone! She never even asked for anything in return! And now I finally discovered that she was there for me all these years! She is the pony that I was meant to be with! She is the pony that I love! And she loves me too! See?!" Pinkie lifted herself onto her hind legs revealing the carving on her body. Blood still stained her pink fur, and it looked fairly fresh.
"Pinkie! What have you done!?" Twilight ran over to her injured friend. She tried to put a hoof over the wound, but Pinkie shoved her down. Twilight tumbled against the hard floor, but she quickly jolted up to her hooves again, and tried to get Pinkie to calm down only to be pushed twice as hard this time. Twilight landed in a heap in front of Applejack. She lifted her purple friend up, and made sure she was okay.
"She had to show me one way! And this was the perfect way! Pinkamena made me see that she loved me! She really loves me! And none of you seem to be happy for me! This was suppose to be my wedding day! You were suppose to be my friends! So why are you trying to ruin my wedding? Why are you trying to ruin my love?" Pinkie's eyes were torn between sadness, and pure hatred. The five mares were having a hard time deciding which one it was.
"Pinkie, they should just leave. We don't need them at our wedding!" I angrily said. I was so mad. I wish I could just hit them all right in the muzzle. Maybe then would they feel the pain they were causing me!
"I wished they could have stayed....they are my friends..."
Rainbow Dash was on her shortage, and she couldn't take the craziness anymore. She was on the edge of her limits, and she was getting sick, and tired to listening to Pinkie Pie talk to herself as if somepony else were there. She was just talking to herself! Rainbow flew quickly forward, and knocked her pink friend over onto the ground, and pounced on top of her.
"Snap out of it, Pinkie! Snap out of it!" Rainbow kept banging Pinkie's head against the floor over, and over. She could feel tears streaming down her blue cheeks as she looked at her friends face. Droplets of tears fell onto Pinkie's face from Rainbow's. The cyan pegasus continued to bang Pinkie's head against the ground until Fluttershy pulled her away.
Rainbow quickly turned around, and buried her face into Fluttershy's soft mane. Crying with all she had; something she never did in front of her friends, let alone Fluttershy. But for some reason she couldn't stop herself. She wrapped her arms around her lover, and continued to cry. Fluttershy was surprised by her marefriends sudden outburst, but without question she drew her hooves around her Dashie, and comforted her.
Pinkie stumbled on her hooves again, and then fell onto her bed behind her. Her chest was going up, and down rapidly trying to catch her breath. She was confused as to what was happening. What was going on between her, and her friends. Why were they doing this to her?
"Do something..." Rarity harshly whispered to Applejack. The orange pony turned her eyes to the white unicorn, and found herself looking at her with remorseful eyes. She then turned to Pinkie, and walked over to her, passing her crying friend, and her lover.
Applejack sat down on the edge of Pinkie's bed, and lifted a hoof onto her. This time Pinkie was too tired to jerk her away. Either that, or she knew that if she tried to push Applejack she would only get tackled down herself.
"Pinkie Pie. Who is Pinkamena?" Applejack tried to not upset her friend any further. She kept her voice calm, and low. Rubbing her pink forearm softly in a comforting manner. Twilight, and Rarity blocked out Rainbow's sobs, and listened intently to Pinkie, and Applejack.
"Oh, Applejack. I love her....why don't you understand.....she's....she's inside of me....I love her, Applejack...I love her...." Pinkie found herself sniffling between her words, and hot tears strolled down her face. She could taste a few salty drops making their way into her mouth as she tried to speak.
Applejack continued to rub Pinkie's arm. But she was starting to feel afraid of her friend. Was Pinkie Pie going insane? Twilight, and Rarity both noticed Applejack's questioning face, and they slowly made their way over to her for support.
"Does she speak to you?" Rarity spoke up as she made her way next to Applejack.
Pinkie merely nodded her head. Her eyes were still clenched shut.
"Can we speak to her?" Twilight asked. She gulped down hard at her question. She knew that she would only be talking to Pinkie if she were to speak with Pinkamena. But maybe it would make Pinkie feel better, and maybe it would help her hysteria go away.
"I don't know....I think you guys made her angry...."
"No, it's okay, Pinkie. I will talk to them if they want to be civil about it..." I tried to satisfy my Pinkie by accepting a conversation with these dreaded pony friends of hers.
"Pinkamena, is that you?" Twilight asked knowing that Pinkie was obviously talking for her. But Twilight had read about this kind of sickness before. Split personality disorder? Was that what it was? Did Pinkie truly think she was two completely different mares?
"Yeah. What do you want?" I didn't yell this time. I tried to keep my voice calm so I wouldn't cause Pinkie to get upset again. I wanted her to cheer up. It was our wedding day after all.
"And what is it that you want with Pinkie Pie?" Twilight looked at her delusional pink friend with sympathy. She knew that Pinkie must have some mental disorder. Celestia knows how it all of a sudden hit her like this, but obviously something was wrong with her. She knew that Pinkie would probably be best off if she saw a doctor, but she also knew that the Pinkamena personality was quite forceful maybe even hostile, and she doubted that they would be able to escort her to any hospital.
"I want her to love me forever. I want to spend all of my life with her. I want to be with her, and I want everypony else to accept us." I looked through Pinkie's eyes at the purple unicorn. I wasn't sure what she was thinking, but she seemed a lot calmer now.
"Aw, I love you Pinkamena." Pinkie said to herself. She softly smiled, and the three mares in front of her watched with fear. They could also hear Rainbow's sobs letting up, but they could see that she was still buried with Fluttershy.
"I love you too, Pinkie." I said with a blush upon my face. That was the first time I actually said it out loud to her, or anypony else. It felt good to say it for the first time. I felt so happy at the moment.
"I understand." Twilight said. She then stood up from the bed, and Applejack, and Rarity did the same. They all looked down upon their deranged pink friend.
"Does this mean we get to have our wedding after all?" I asked with a spark of hope in my heart. Maybe these ponies weren't so bad after all!
Applejack, Twilight, and Rarity all exchanged glances. They were quietly conjuring up a plan to get Pinkie Pie some help.
"Of course."