80-year-old Rarity keeps tripping on the steps.
This story won an honorable mention at the Iron Author Speedwriting Contest at Everfree Northwest. Contestants must write a full pony story within 2 hours, based on a bizarre prompt. This is my story as written for the contest, with only minor proofreading edits. Additional edits may be made once I have received feedback from the judges.
Thank you to all those who hosted the contest, and congratulations to the 1st-3rd place winners.