When Apple Bloom can't connect to the Canternet, Applejack has to do the most painful, horrible, unspeakable thing she's ever done: call customer service.

This story is a sequel to Let's Be Evil!

Pinkie Pie's at it again! This time, she comes up with a game for her and her friends to play wherein they randomly choose eligible stallions out of a bag, and have a month to make a love connection with the stallion they choose.

Seems simple enough, right?

...yeah, right.

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Alicorns are immortal. Earth ponies, unicorns, and pegasi are not.

Princess Twilight Sparkle has no intention of going through life without her dearest friends...

Even if she has to do something extremely questionable to make that happen.

When Maud Pie officially endorses the latest party game to hit Equestria, Pinkie can't wait to share it with her friends.

For all the wrong reasons, it's a game they won't soon forget.

The trendsetter so controversial, 60% of FimFic's mods ruthlessly crushed the subsequent bandwagon!

Stuff said about CAE:
"I never knew I wanted this until now!" - Xomniac
"Despite your vileness, I can't stop laughing at this fic!" - Professor Tactitus
"Illuminati confirmed." - AlesFlamas
"So weird, I reviewed it twice!" - John Perry

Rated Teen, but brace yourselves for some rather 'near-the-knuckle' humour and strong-ish sexual references. Oh my.

Edited by Kolth

How long have I been here? I don't know and am not sure I want to. All I know is that my old "friend" Discord is free and he is saying that I can be free too. Why would he want that? Doesn't he remember what I promised I would do if I got free? He causes chaos for fun. Me... I cause chaos to destroy. Celestia and Luna will pay for what they did, or so help me I will cause this entire planet to pay!

Meet Allison, a young girl transported to another world over one thousand years ago. Armed with incredible powers, she attempted to be a hero of this new world, but was shunned and feared by its leaders. After a particular incident, she was sealed in stone by the Elements of Harmony. Now that she has been freed, will revenge be her goal or will she focus on returning to a home that may no longer exist?

Rated teen for use of strong language, intense violence, and death. You have been warned.

Based of the PlayStation Vita exclusive: Gravity Rush.
Holy Crap my first featured story! Woohoo! Featured on May 8, 2014
Featured again on June 16, 2014!
And again on August 5! I'm gonna stop here, but man it's great to have such amazing fans!

Roxas and Naminé had resigned themselves to their fates, having merged with Sora and Kairi; their short lives had come to an end. What they didn't expect however, was to be drawn into a land of talking ponies. Now they must become its guardians as old enemies from their world's past threaten the future of this one.

Fate is up for grabs in a race against time as this new world around them starts becoming overwhelmed by darkness. Bonds of friendship and greater will be tested time and again as the two Nobodies try to find their place in this new world and keep it from being consumed.

The future is up for grabs, and it will be up to Roxas and Naminé to decide which will come to pass.

A collaborative effort with my friend, shagohad12

Takes place post Kingdom Hearts II. Kingdom Hearts is under ownership of Disney and Square Enix. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and all its subsidiaries are owned by Hasbro. This story is written for entertainment purposes only. No copyright infringement was intended.

I'm Captain of the Wonderbolts. Master of the Sonic Rainboom. Undeafeated Champion of the Young Fliers Competition. But I don't deserve any of this when it should belong to somepony else...
Sure, I'm awesome and all that and everypony wants to be me... But they shouldn't want to be me.
She's the one that should be here right now. It should be Her name they're screaming. Her they're praising.
This applause? Would sound a whole lot better if I knew she was up here and I was down there...

What happens when Twilight and her two brothers move to the nicest town? But nicest towns can have the cruelest high schools. Follow the mane 6, Spike, CMC and more as they experience love, friendship, heartbreak, hatred and happiness.
-HUMAN-

*If anyone wants spoilers PM me*

Ponies expect certain things from a mysterious shop that appears at the end of a lonely side street, and Old Gob does his very best to provide that experience. The candlelight flickers, a thick layer of dust coats items of dark and fantastic powers, and the door creaks ominously as ponies enter and leave with their purchases to discover the costs and rewards. Of course, sometimes the costs outweigh the rewards.

They certainly did for Twilight Sparkle and her friends. So when they manage to get to the shop right before it closes and disappears, they aren't going to leave until they get a refund.

(Fic contains a small amount of comedic TwiJack shipping.)

Second place winner for the February Writeoff Association prompt "Closing Time."

Twilight Sparkle debuts a revolutionary new invention that she calls 'social media'. Intended for sharing magical discoveries and super fun flash cards more easily, the rest of Ponyville soon has other ideas.

My computer is still broken so I haven't written a single thing in almost four weeks... and then this happens. I'm so sorry.

*Rated Teen for just slightly suggestive content