Tirek is a juggernaut. A nonstop bullet train on the fast track to becoming the sole source of magic in Equestria (and it's de facto ruler).

But what happens when this unstoppable force meets an immovable will?

A will that's more than eager to resort to cheap tricks and humiliation tactics to balance the karmic scales?

At that point... it's open season.

Tirek Season.

An entry for the Who Crossed Over My Little Pony? contest.

Cover art by the impeccably talented Mutter_Butter.

Special thanks to mushroompone for prereading and feedback.

After an intense disagreement, the four Princesses of Equestria decide to settle their dispute over a game of poker.

Underestimating your opponents has consequences.

Featured from March 24th to March 27th, 2022, peaking at #1. Thanks, everypony!

Earth-pony Twilight Sparkle has always been a little "out there". But while testing her latest crazy idea, she finds that there are places even farther than that...

For more of this AU, check out the entire series:

• When Ponies Fly
• The Two Unicorns
• Pinkie Pegasus
• The Muse of Fire

Tirek had to go to a parent teacher conference to discuss Cozy Glow's interesting take on a class assignment.

Cover by JonFawkes on DeviantArt

Cuteness Overload contest entry for the August contest. 4th Place winner. The Cutie Mark Crusaders need supervision for a Cutie Mark Crusader super sleepover. Luckily they have Discord and Pinkie Pie there to help them in more ways than one.

Pre-Readers:

Page Turner

Samuel Jeffries

Editor:
Phaoray

Cruel Knife, the most sadistic of Equestria’s hitponies, is looking forward to his next job: The foalnapping torture and murder of the reincarnated Nightmare Moon, an alicorn demigoddess who is immortal and whose special talent relates to her near indestructibility, and who is rabidly protected by her mother the most magically powerful unic…. wait hold on … run this by me again? There might be a slight flaw to this plan…

Nyx is from Past Sins By Pen Stroke, assisted by Batty Gloom. Please go read it if you have not, it more than lives up to its legendary reputation.
Pen Stroke granted us all permission to use Nyx as long as she behaved in character and was not used in clopfics or tortured for the amusement of the author.... a lot of people didn't care about that last part . This is a parody of these torture fics and NOT in fact a torture fic itself.

Also I could never bring myself to actually read a " Nyx gets tortured" story, so technically I'm parodying a subgenre of stories I have never read. GuysIdontknowwhatimdoing.jpg

Much thanks to my able editor PreytorFenix whose incisive editing made this a much better story. All errors remain my own.

An accident reveals a secret that nopony ever knew....

Inspired by this picture.
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Inspired by the artwork Magical Mirror
By uotapo

After another long day studying friendship, the Young Six decide to have a chat about exchanging appendages and abilities. Smolder was adamant about keeping hers and not changing anything about being a dragon. Spike, hearing their conversation, decides to show Smolder what it's like to have something over than claws.

Hints of Twilight and Sunset at the end, but I added the tags just in case.

While playing a game of scrabble with Rarity, Twilight Sparkle accuses her of making up a word.

Rarity disagrees.

Dedicated to Carabas.

Special thanks to SigmasonicX for the prompt, and RBDash47 for the scrabble rules nitpicking.

Nightmare Moon has returned from her thousand years of banishment on the moon.

These thousand years have not been kind to her.

She decides to sell the idea of Eternal Night instead of trying to take over the world.

Nothing will go wrong.

Set in: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Part One. Not to be taken seriously.

Thanks to Petrichord for some of the ideas in this story!

Credit for art goes to Silfoe. Art is used without explicit permission, and I will take it down if the original artist, Silfoe requests it.