Tirek is a juggernaut. A nonstop bullet train on the fast track to becoming the sole source of magic in Equestria (and it's de facto ruler).
But what happens when this unstoppable force meets an immovable will?
A will that's more than eager to resort to cheap tricks and humiliation tactics to balance the karmic scales?
At that point... it's open season.
Tirek Season.
An entry for the Who Crossed Over My Little Pony? contest.
Cover art by the impeccably talented Mutter_Butter.
Special thanks to mushroompone for prereading and feedback.
Chapters (1)
Whoo!!!!!! There is probably some room for a sequel?
That was amazing! You my friend are a genius!
I love it.
This is genius and just perfect.
Does Discord know bugs?
Bugs almost got him, he should have used "Explosivo Castrado" to finish Tirek using the magic wand
Yosemite Sam: "First time?"
Elmer Fudd: "We have a club if you are interested."
PFFFFFFF!
Very, very accurate to classic cartoons. The one thing I would change is making Bugs' dialogue normal, instead of trying to write in his accent, but strike that up as more of a personal choice than anything.
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. I could see this playing as a cartoon in my head. You managed to hit just about every major Bugs Bunny trope there is. When the whole female centaur thing came up, I was already laughing my ass off because I knew what was coming.
This is why canon Pinkie was never allowed to run free.
As for Tireks last words?
Could be worse.
I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG.
Surprised Bugs didn’t meet Discord, something tells me they would know each other.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Only bugs
Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! Perfectly captures the Looney Tunes spirit, and I loved the "deus ex Acme delivery" of anime powers!
i was half expecting that one bit with the season posters. but this is still jest as good.
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By reputation, I’d guess.
I’m a little surprised that he and Pinkie aren’t acquainted.
After reading the description ALL I could think of was, OH GOD!
Well, it's not like Tirek wasn't asking for it though.
Huh. I haven’t seen Bugs Bunny in a long long time.
Nothing like some classic Bugs Bunny comedy to bring a smile to your face.
Part of me wants a sequel where he messes around with Starlight during her quest for equality, or Chrysalis when she returns.
Free shipping should be part of every battlecry, really.
good thing he didn't interrupt the eternal struggle of Tom and Jerry otherwise he'd be fighting an unstoppable force equal to or greater than Gork or Mork
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Poor Spike.
"Dueling Banjos" starts playing as Alondro peers darkly from behind a twisted tree, deformed from ages of toxic waste... both the tree and Alondro, "Ya'll dun came down to da Pines, bunny! We don't take kindly ta yer kind 'round these here parts!"
Now that's just an unfair level of powergaming! I approve.
Loved it! I read Bugs' lines in good ol' Mel Blanc's voice.
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Elmer's line would be, "We have a cwub if you awe intewested."
Well darn, I was thinking of crossing over FiM with the Looney Tunes (specifically one character, not Bugs), but now after reading this I am not sure I can match it! lol
Good job!
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No male deserves that. With a few exceptions
Yeah, Tirek! What's the big idea? He was just asking for directions, and the first thing you do is to shoot him?
Shrek: "This is the part where you run away."
No hard feelings 😎😎😎
If Tirek believes that then I have a bridge 🌉 to sell him.
That…
That was glorious. Simply glorious. You captured the spirit of Looney Tunes perfectly.
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It's a good spell for emergencies
I died laughing reading this!
Lol, quite the cross over!
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gelida genitalia is better (frozen genitals)
This was awesome. Dare I say it was… Loony.
Great job. I feel it perfectly captures the Loony Toons spirit and Buggs spirit as well.
Bravo. Loved every single moment.
imho, Bugs went easy on Tirek, he probably coulda beat him from the get go but just wanted to give him a sporting chance XD
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Bugs is one of the ACME, Seekrit Masters of Chaos. It's like magic, but they don't spell so good.
I have one non-fanfic related question Oo
Is it really necessary to draw over Tireks face?
I mean... it's preeeetty obvious hes a meany...
Surprised they didn't draw horns ontop of those horns XD
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That is also good, too bad that it was not used in any fic
Omfg, this shit was HILARIOUS I was on the floor laughing!
As a native Joirsey-an, I'd just like to say: Buck you
I'll get the C4 and the ninjas
And this would be an infinitely better movie than what we got.
Discord: Master!?
Alternatively;
Discord: The legends were true!
*Aggressively Facepalms*
*Aggressively Facepalms harder*
Yeah, he'd be a Gryffindor
Hehe
Japan to the rescue!
SEQUEL! SEQUEL!
But he loves you
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*smacks you in the head with a rubber chicken*
NO! NO! That's a BAD Jersey-Boy! Besides, that's West Virginia's shtick. I should know, I was born there. *Dueling Banjos intensify*
I know not what I have read. Only that it is awesome and hilarious
You awe a weal wascal and I wove it.
11195937 Alondro hisses and slithers back into the cranberry bog from which he emerged, peering angrily with green glowing eyes from the murky depths.
Nothing warms my heart more than reading a crossover fic where all the characters are in character.
"well, exepct for tirek but he was ooc in order for the comedy to work."
Reading this fic gave me pretty much the same feeling the classic old Bugs Bunny shows did, and it made me laugh just as much.
MLP went Sailor Moon? Luna would love it since she is already the Princess of the Moon.
Imagine if Hasbro and Warner Bros decided to work together on this project. Tara Strong, Mark Acheson and Eric Bauza would have a field day.
Free shipping IS magical, I suppose.
But you're paying for it through that Prime subscription. (Unless it's someone else's.)