Fluttershy has turned into a tree! Now Twilight must find the root of the problem.

Sorry for that pun. Don't worry, my bark is worse than my bite.

Wow, I'm really branching out with these jokes!

Too bad this is only a pre-seed-ent for what's to come.

These puns arbor-ing you, aren't they?

Wood-n't you like me to stop now?

Man, I can't be-leaf you're still here.

Fine, I'm done. I'll let you enjoy the fruits of my labor.

Wait! Don't go! I'll sup-plant these jokes for better ones if you come back!

Okay, I get it. I'll stop.

Twilight becomes a cactus and shenanigans ensue.
Written for a friend who simply wanted a story named "My Little Cactus".

The first time we danced, she broke my jaw in three places.

The life of a disposable minion in the service to the Dread Ahuizotl is filled with acts of senseless violence and hardship, normally ending in a hospital or unmarked grave, but for Disposable Minion #3, the job just got more interesting.

He fell in love.

And love hurts.

Credits to the amazing Luvlessi for the cover art
Background music: The Masochism Tango by Tom Lehrer
With a wonderful reading by Luvlessi
And a second reading by Crafty Reads
Featured on Equestria Daily

Fluttershy finds Soarin alone at the donut shop and decides to converse with him a bit. She soon discovers that he’s been bottling up his feelings of loneliness and mistreatment for a long time.

Not much was known about Rainbow Dash's family life, until one day, her brothers decided to pay her a visit.

"There's that face looking back." She doesn't feel like it's hers. She never has. Maybe there's something to be done about that.

It's the third day moonrise in Canterlot High.
Sunset Shimmer has all of the power, but still hasn't gotten a clue. She steps through the portal to Equestria, thinking she's got it all figured out, but quickly finds out that's not the case.

A great evil has arrived on the Apple farm, and also it has DESTROYED THE APPLES!

Applejack and her sister Skeleton Bloom are about to embark on an adventure that will test the apple powers inside of them! Also Apple Bloom was on fire a lot and also was reduced to bones.

And also if you keep reading you'll get to see a fight on a train and also a battle of wits or something.

Scootaloo brings a box of chocolate deliciousness to school.

Unfortuantely, she'll only share under one condition...

Now with readings by TheArchitect and Brony Chronicler. Click here or here to view.

Twilight decides to see what happens when you take off one's mental limitations.

Now featured in Nonpareil Fiction!

Preread by ZOMG and Ayemel!

Thank you to Ayemel for the cover art!

Now with a youtube reading!