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This is a section dedicated to quotes. It could be a real life quote, or one from fiction.

A question that sometimes drives me hazy, am I or the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein

You don't send somebody you're trying to date to a celestial body because you're angry with them; it's just not how it’s done.
- TD Powell, No, I am Not a Brony, NOW GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA

No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.

All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.

The way is not in the sky, the way is in the heart.
-Siddhartha Gautama

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

We live in a world where politics has replaced philosophy.
-Martin Gross

Too much sanity may be madness and the maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be.
-Miguel de Cervantes

Each one of them is Jesus in disguise.
-Mother Teresa

Repent thy sins, infidels, lest ye face the wrath of the jerky of fish!
-TD Powell, The Wanderings of a Non-Brony

Seriously? That's all I get? Why are you all so accepting? Shouldn't at least one of you ponies be like, 'Oh my God, what is this dread beast, come to lay waste to our fair land?' and then running off to whip the whole town into a frenzy? It's not natural.
-Adrian Parker, The Finger Trap

"Yes... yesss... it shall all come to fruition. My master plan."
-Twilight Sparkle on something unimportant, Mordane Stronghoof

"Genius causes insanity. But that does not mean that all madmen are geniuses."

"Knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself is Enlightenment."
- Lao Tzu

"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival."
- C.S. Lewis

"It is not easy to see how the more extreme forms of nationalism can long survive when men have seen the Earth in its true perspective as a single small globe against the stars."
-Arthur C. Clarke

"It is lamentable, that to be a good patriot one must become the enemy of the rest of mankind."

"Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand."
-Samuel Clemens, Adequately summing up Pinkie Pie long before her creation.

"Urge to snark, rising!"
-Omnius, Omnius Travels: Equestria

"'This will in no way come back to haunt me,' I said to myself, knowing full well it was wrong but not finding it within me to care."
-Jericho, Jericho

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I'm Sorry · 4:17am Aug 11th, 2014

Taking this shit down, it's time to die.

RIP in peace, my fanfic, sorry I couldn't finish you. Also sorry that you sucked so much.
At least it was (kind of) funny.

For those two of you who actually want an ending, the basic plan was to alternate between lampooning the series and slice of life chapters, with the ending being The Doctor, in typical Doctor Who fashion deus ex-ing everything back to normal.
That's it. That's all there is. A shitty ending for a shitty fic.

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That's awfully swanky.

Normally I would dissuade you from doing something like this, as you aren't likely to get anywhere with it, but here goes:

I have lost ANY remaining shred of respect I might have been able to find for you.

Countries are human life.

Maybe "Potatobrony" would be a better name for him...

Basically, you are unfit for in leadership role that involves peoples' safety because you are intent on not recognizing the difference between spending lives and wasting them. And it's only because of people who recognize the difference that you are able to have this impractical ideal to begin with.

Maybe you should go join the Humans ARE Bastards group, because you are the WORST kind of bastard out there... the type that should be sterilized at birth, so that the world world not have to be reinfected by your cowardly bullshit.

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