Taking this shit down, it's time to die.

RIP in peace, my fanfic, sorry I couldn't finish you. Also sorry that you sucked so much.
At least it was (kind of) funny.

For those two of you who actually want an ending, the basic plan was to alternate between lampooning the series and slice of life chapters, with the ending being The Doctor, in typical Doctor Who fashion deus ex-ing everything back to normal.
That's it. That's all there is. A shitty ending for a shitty fic.

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I recently had the distinct pleasure of watching The LEGO Movie. It was a bit of an odd experience, being the only person in the theatre that wasn't a child or a parent, but you know what? That's fine.
The movie itself absolutely blew away any expectations I had. The movie is easily one of the funniest movies I've seen in ages, I laughed more watching this "kids movie" than I did watching In Bruges a few months ago.

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While it has passed midnight, my computer has picked the worst day to flip out again.
I need to throw this blasted thing away soon. (On tablet.)

It's my birthday.
No, I won't link the song, because I don't like the song.

*OBLIGATORY SPOILER WARNING*
Season four has been pretty good overall, certainly better than season three, which, I will be frank, I didn't particularly like. I absolutely despised Equestria Girls, and every time I hear a positive review, I am inclined to write a strongly worded letter to the reviewer in all caps explaining why the movie was bad and why they should feel bad for liking it.
I would like to turn your attention to the most recent episode.

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Why.

Happy turkey day, Americans, and happy Hanukah for all of my Jewish bros.
That's all I got.

Just to let everyone know, I've been doing some YouTube stuff lately.
It's all music, and it's all either orchestral or chamber music, so if you aren't really into that, don't bother.
Still, I felt it was pertinent to somewhat explain my lack of writing as of late (aside from a series of familial crises).
So, welcome to the wonderful world of my YouTube channel.

Recently, I decided to yet again step into the horrifying world of the Conversion Bureau, this time, more Chatoyance, because I hate life, and I clearly hate humanity.
The truth is more morbid curiosity into the minds of people who glorify genocidal tyrants, because let's face it, Celestia in Chatoyance's stories is basically magical space Hitler. Her shriveled up right hoof stallion is named Stallion, whose right hoof is shriveled up.
Or something like that.

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Computers, don't you love 'em? When they're not having hardware problems, they are virus-riddled instruments of credit card fraud.
So yeah, computer's dying pretty quickly now.
On top of this, my cousin broke her shoulder earlier today, and my brother dislocated his finger a couple days ago.
On top of this, said cousin's computer also died.
So that's lovely. Real great.
Fantastic, really.
So I have to content myself with Netflix on me good ol' tablet.

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