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Apple Bloom wants to know why her sister is always wearing a Stetson. The answer, however, leads to a little bit more than that.


The original idea came to me during a flight. Only now, almost a full year later, was I able to do the concept justice.

Consider this a continuation- sequel- whatever in the same series as The Hole.

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The Equestrian Badlands have a lot to offer. Hot sand, resilient cacti, sweltering heat, and, somewhere, a magical genie lamp. Trixie finds it while wandering the desert, and discovers first-hoof the issues with genie magic.

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Twilight Sparkle never seemed to notice Lyra Heartstrings. She didn't even remember Lyra's name.

They were friends back in Canterlot and even went to school together. Yet Twilight didn't notice that Lyra just happened to move to Ponyville the same day she did. She didn't even notice when Lyra appeared at her welcoming party. Nor did she ever seem to spot her old classmate passing by in the background on any other day during her stay in Ponyville. Some days she could look right at Lyra and never realize that they knew each other.

Lyra isn't a very noticeable pony. She has put a lot of effort into that.

Set in late season 5, after Amending Fences.
Note: Lots of spoilers in the comments.

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This story is a sequel to Days of Our Hives


Follows on from Days of our Hives, set in the Silver Verse.

Discord instantly takes a liking to the foal of a former human living within a changeling hive. Making an oddly-out-of-character promise to the foal's father, the spirit of chaos takes her on the adventure she always wanted to go on. To see Equestria.

The only hope anypony has of surviving the invasion of adorableness is cake.

See This Blog for licensing.

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Bell was always a curious sort of mare and had a bad habit of letting it the better of her. Two weeks ago, Bell's husband had brought a new spell book home with him. Her habit soon got to the better of her, and so she decides to take a look inside. What she finds is very uplifting.


I have a sequel planned called Tiptop Teddy.

Tags: pool toy, spell book, wife, voluntary

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“It doesn't work like that Pinkie” Twilight said exasperated. The pink pony had been following her all day, repeatedly asking her about being a princess. Mainly on how to be one herself.
Pinkie has always love surprising her friends, but what she does next will surprise everyone.

Edit date: 6/04/2015
The story recently underwent some big changes, so if you have read this before, you may want to read it again. An extra thousand words have been added.

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One day, Twilight Sparkle discovers something amazing about her friend Sunset Shimmer.

She's a magical talking pony!

This requires investigation! Science! Possibly a full-body physical!

Or maybe Twilight will just ask her what's up with that.

Rated Teen for frank discussions about... y'know.

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An unlucky man is stuck in Equestria. He needs some new clothes, and what better place to go than Rarity's boutique? She wants a favor in return, though...

Contains: transformation, nudity and genderswap

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Applejack finds something hidden under Apple Bloom’s mattress. Now, it’s time for big sister and little sister to have a talk about what is and isn’t right for an Apple to do.

Written for the Writeoff Association's January 2016 contest, Look, I Can Explain....

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Twilight Sparkle has doomed the world, now she faces a choice.


Cover art by Heir of Rick used with permission. You can see the original image with the source link on the cover.

Now with a reading by ABagOVicodin: Youtube link - Consequence Reading

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