Daring Do is seeking the underground City of the Talking Dogs. Maud Pie is hunting a talking dog who stole her sister's soul. Naturally, they cross paths and decide to team up.
A bewildering array of villains stand against them: Diamond Dogs, magma dinosaurs, gun-wielding apes, time travelers, an army of bat ponies and lizard ponies, a council of interdimensional evil, and a possessed crown. But those villains are about to learn the hard way that no force on Earth—or under it—can stop the dynamic duo of Maud Pie and Daring Do.
"Much like its heroines, this fic sinks to depths I never imagined were possible. 0/10"
—Quibble Pants
Update: By popular demand, we've divided this story into three chapters.
This is set in the same 'verse as our prior stories. Some parts will make more sense if you've read those other stories. Other parts will make less sense if you've read those other stories. Some parts won't make sense, no matter what you do. Because this is an exquisite corpse.
Cover art by EpicBleye, with slight touchups by Meta Four.