Rarity is a woman of many talents, including the absolute control over her vocabulary. At least, that's what she thought, until Rainbow Dash made a bet with her. A bet that Rarity can't go without saying the word "darling." Rarity's gonna need a lot of quarters by the time this is over.

My attempt to take one joke from Equestria Girls, and somehow turn it into a fic, in the same vein as Why Do We Hate Each Other? Another quick comedy story I wrote because I was bored.

Starlight and Trixie come up with a new way of avoiding paying taxes.

Prereading by SockPuppet
Cover by Horses are Fuckin Weird
Reading by Skijarama

The Royal Guard wouldn't be the Royal Guard without ponies working in Recruitment, yet for one recruiter it's not the most fun and exciting job in the world.

However, this recruiter's day is about to get pretty interesting when someone turns up wanting to apply for the Royal Guard Academy, someone the recruiter was never prepared for.

Fanfic Reading by StraightToThePoint

Peter, a human, gets lost in the forest and meets the kirins. One is particularly chatty, so they end up chatting... a lot (I mean, look at the word count) and then they snuggle.

There might also be petting, and non consensual hugs.

Screen cap cover from Derpibooru.

Silverstream learns an interesting fact about Smoulder's name. Naturally, she has to share!

Smoulder isn't too thrilled.

Preread by ChudoJogurt!

As featured by Equestria Daily! And again on Student Six Day!

This story is a sequel to The Bionicle Mare

Well, for better or for worse, Spitfire and Jacob are getting married! Three months after Twilight told all her friends the news, which spread around Ponyville like wildfire, the date has been set and the arrangements are made. Still, doubt lingers in the minds of those involved. Is this what they really want? Or is there something else?

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This story was a commission by Doomgooey, and now the third story in line of this series.

Cover art is from The Embsay & Bolton Abbey Steam Railway of North Yorkshire, England.

This commission helped pay for the R/H wheel hub assembly for my truck, so thanks again!

This story is a sequel to What We Really Want

On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Spitfire travels to Ponyville to spend the weekend with her boyfriend Jacob after being put on administrative leave for a week. Jacob has a surprise for her, in the form of something he calls Bionicles. A surprise visit from Twilight, however, causes a change in their previously thought up plans for their future.

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Another commission by the awesome Doomgooey which basically continues from the last one.

Pre-read and edited by the King of Slice of Life himself, Admiral Biscuit!

Cover art is by Wenni, used with permission! Thank you so much!

Also, this commission helped pay for new outer tierods for my mothers truck, so thanks! No more sloppy steering (for the time being).

Relationships: For Jacob, it was something he thought coming to Equestria would have robbed him of. For Spitfire, it was something she thought her job would have robbed from her. Yet, after celebrating their third year anniversary of being together, they both come to a conclusion about what they want in life, and each other.

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This was a commission by Doomgooey, which helped pay for gas. Thanks!

The only human in Equestria has an awkward time in a bar. Mostly due to the massive language barrier.