When a mishap occurs with Celestia's bathroom scale, an ancient protocol that may just doom Equestria is set into motion. With the entire palace staff now conspiring against her, the sun goddess must not only contend mountains of paper work, dancing celery sticks, and steroid pumped stallions, but a sister who will take this chance to torture Celestia any way she can as payback for her banishment. Lock the cupboards and barricade the fridge! It's the Royal Diet!

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The equestrians have forgotten us, forgotten of those they once fought side by side with, lived and coexisted with. Those who they had once called brothers and sisters. I am here to remedy that, to bring back the forgotten histories of Equestria.

Part one: First contact

EDIT: The story has undergone a rewrite and I added a few new elements to the existing chapters. You may want to reread them ^^

Twilight Sparkle has been leaving Ponyville, and not telling her friends what she's doing. They get suspicious. Afraid it's damaging their friendship Twilight gets permission to tell them what she's doing. She is an agent of Torchhoof, a top-secret intelligence and investigative agency, run by Luna and Dr. Whooves. The rest of the Mane 6 have gotten approved to take an entrance exam, so Twilight takes them to one HQ to show them what the job will entail. They meet some of Twilights friends from Torchhoof, and discover what being an agent of Torchhoof is all about. Then they'll have some adventures.

What happens when the internet is introduced to Equestria? Well to put it simply; madness. And repeated breaks of the fourth wall, but that's beside the point.

Brace yourselves; The hate is coming.

WARNING; This fanfic is highly satyrical, and some even consider it a trollfic. Do not read if you have, Tuberculoses, Dementia, Diabetes, Heart Disease, or history of Heart Disease, or if you are pregnant.

Please do not drink alcohol while reading this fanfic, as it may cause adverse side effects such as;
-Heart Palpitations
-Hallucinations
-Mood Swings
-Complete degradation of your moral code
-Insanity
-Explosive diarrhea
-Drowsiness

Please consult your doctor before reading this piece of garbage.

Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy thought they were going to help banish Discord for a third time with their friends and the two princesses. That was precisely what was happening until they both found themselves suddenly transported to a strange new world under a flashing pink sky.

A man named Doug "TheSlorg" Collins finds two young women who are naked, confused, and smell of fudge in the Australian Outback. He then reluctantly agrees to help them return home. But when "home" turns out to be Ponyville, things become a bit more complicated than he bargained for.

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Gerald McCormack, a 22 year old college student that is living by himself with his trusty butler, Gordon. When he stumbles upon a strange majestic-like woman in his own obstacle course--with a pair of Double D's I might add--he takes the woman in, and realizes she strongly resembles Princess Celestia! Will she be able to handle the human world that is so different from Equestria's? Or will she go into a paranoia freak out and Gerald would be forced to kick her out since she seems to be a crazed drug-addict hippy!?

LET'S FIND OUT!

Rated T for Violence & Language

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Magic is supposed to be controlled, released when the caster wants it to be and in the form dictated by the spell. To Twilight's glee, she succeeds in creating a spell to see a short distance into the future after many hours of research. The test doesn't exactly go as planned, but it works just in time to save a stallion's life. As she tries to reach out to a pony who she finds has nearly given up on life, she finds to her surprise, wonder, and concern that not all facets of magic are explainable, nor the workings of the heart - especially one that has been broken.

First story in my series. Currently undergoing a massive edit, as there were a lot of errors. Chapters 1-16 completed on the edit thus far. The endings are slightly un-canon, and that will be fixed by the edit, but until I get that up, take comfort in the fact that the shift has no bearing on the rest in the series, which currently follows the alternate path. Chapters 21-24 will likely be edited the most, as they were, admittedly, kind of rushed.

Oh, on a side note, I wrote this whole thing releasing a chapter a day as a personal challenge. Not my best piece, but the one that started them all. Ending one is blatant gary stu, I'll say it now. Art by askheroichamburger of DeviantArt