Filthy Rich has had it up to here. He's decided the only way to get rid of Spoiled is by utilising the most permanent method possible. Surprisingly enough though, this isn't quite as simple as it sounds.

A black comedy chock-full of laughs, scares and OOC goodness! Enjoy!

Can be viewed as a prequel to Filthy Rich Gets Divorced (Almost)... but not really, seeing as how events in the last part contradict that fic.

For Filthy Rich, at long, long last, the end is neigh. He's finally ready to cast off the shackles of confinement, remove the bridle of repression, and run as far away from his captor Spoiled Rich as fast as his four legs will carry him.

Well, almost.

One thousand and eight hundred years ago, in the time of the three tribes, two fillies were born.

One, Celestia, was a prodigy, destined for greatness.

The other, Luna, was a secret, destined for anonymity.

Yet the future will see both rise higher than anypony could have imagined.

The time of unicorns is ending. Now comes the time for alicorns.

Canon to the Stewardverse.

The story of Celestia and Luna's origins and ascension and maybe, just maybe, the truth of what came before.

[ Inspired off Season 5 Finale - Nightmare Moon Verse ]
Social reject, blank flank, and failed candidate for Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, Twilight Sparkle's life couldn't get anymore depressing even if she tried. Yet still she looks to the other things in her life to get by, such as her job selling donuts at Joe's Bakery, her best friend Smarty Pants, as well as her inspiration to someday be as great as The Great and Powerful Trixie herself! Life isn't as bad as it may seem, and she enjoys the simplicity of her daily routine, the peace of her recluse world. That is until suddenly she is targeted by the current ruling body of Equestria, Nightmare Moon herself!? Perhaps she spoke too soon. Better run Twilight, destiny is calling!

Princess Luna had many Children she took under her wing, those who were forsaken and abandoned. But one night Luna found a foal who was different from all of her other Children she cared for. This Child was day-night-walker, or more commonly known as a Two-World Walker, a Child who could walk between the night and the day without needing magic.

Luna was the only other pony closest to the young filly, and understood how she felt to be misunderstood. The Other pony was a young colt named Dracula, who envied the filly he named Twilight Amila Sparkle. Many other Children of the Night envied her as well, for she was half vampire half unicorn, but stronger than both, but Little Twilight wasn't stronger than a werewolf pony(were-pony).

What happened when Twilight left the Children of the Night for some unknown reason? What if Cadence knew of Twilight's secret, never told anypony?

Twilight was adopted by Twilight Velvet and Night Light after her 100th year of living, but she never told them what she really was for she didn't trust them enough with her secret... They wanted to help Twilight with her problems, but she always hid herself within the shadows of her room or the forest out side of Canterlot. She hated the fact that she was a half-breed and no pony she knew was around anymore. Twilight often ran away from home, hoping to find her brothers and sisters of the Night but she never did...

inspired by: Children of the Night

Twilight Sparkle lived a relatively normal life, right? She now had friends, she had Spike, she even had her cosy little home in golden oaks library... everything was going brilliant for her. As she finally got a day off she received a letter from the Princess that she was summoned... alone. Strange as it may sound, Twilight hadn't been summoned alone in many years but when she arrives she is surprised to see both Princess' with worrisome expressions, so why was the Princess of Night there? read and find out!

First things first: this is a different universe from MLPverse so some things will inevitably alter, be warned I will not reply to those with questions as to why some canon facts are changed because thus I have warned you of this fact it will be changed. Thus ends my warning, have fun reading, Serra out.

Twilight did pass her exam, but her magic did not flare up. Hatching a dragon egg was more of an optional test the parents could agree too. Because her magic never flared, Celestia’s attention was not caught by her. Twilight was left to enter the best academy in the land, but not as the personal student of Princess Celestia.
Only a few months later Twilight sees how alone she is in it, surrounded by unfriendly mares and stallions who were at least three years older than her, she begins to struggle in her studies. Shining is no longer there to help, and neither are her parents. She is convinced she is in this alone.
When one night a mare visits Twilights in her dreams. Nightmare Moon offers to teach her, and help her study, for one thing in return. Travel to the the abandoned castle of the two pony sisters by the thousandth sun celebration.

Join Bunsen Burner a humble Scientist/Mechanic who just moved to Ponyville to live a quiet life to do his research and run his Repair Service. He soon gets a visit from an old friend who sinks the ship he knows as his quiet life. How will he deal with the news that was dropped on him. How does it involve his 6 new friends that were forced upon him.

During the dragon migration, an evil dragon attacks Ponyville. Twilight and friends are able to chase it off but not after it has destroyed a few houses. One of these is the house of Scootaloo, who was in school at the time. Her parents were caught in the debris of the crumbling house and were crushed beneath it. Now Scootaloo has no family and nowhere to live. Seeing Rainbow Dash feeling guilty for the accident, her friends convince her to take responsibility for the young filly. And so Rainbow Dash adopted Scootaloo as her younger sister. These are the days that they have spent together.
The sequel is out here

Long ago, when Princesses Celestia and Luna both ruled together, a war was fought in the shadows between Luna's Brotherhood of Assassins and Celestia's Order of the Knights Templar. Blood was spilled across Equestria until the banishment of Princess Luna, and the Brotherhood went into hiding, while Celestia and her Templars gained complete control of Equestria. The return of NightMare Moon and rebirth of Luna brought the Brotherhood out of hiding and the war between the Brotherhood and the Templars began once again. The Brotherhood's targets are all known as the "saviors" of Equestria, the bearers of the Elements of Harmony.