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// The Chocolate Ending. 
// Story: A Nightmareish Apprentice 
// by FluffyDoom 
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	“Twilight Sparkle, look at your butt!”
“What about my butt, you sicky!”
“Just look, I am not checkin out your filly flank because it makes me happy!”
Twilight glared and checked her butt as she was told, only to gasp in wondrous surprise. “MY CUTIE MARK!”
“DAMN RIGHT YOUR CUTIE MARK.”
Suddenly, Nightmare moon flowed into the room. “Twilight Sparkle, be my apprentice.” She said, offering a hoof.
“But… Why should I? You look nothing like our perfect goddess, Princess almighty Celestia.”
“Damn… Ego much?” Nighty muttered to herself before turning back to Twilight. “Because I am your mother! Join me, and we can rule, as mother and daughter!”
“Hmmmm, giving untold power to me, a little kid no older than ten? What could go wrong? Ok!”
“Amazing, now, lets go conquer Equestria- What the heck are you doing, you cheap cheeseburger?”
“Summoning all the icecream I could ever eat.”
“What? No. Put it back, we got to kill my annoying sister.”
“Woah, geeze, calm down.” Chocolate randomly appeared again.
“No! I want to kill my sister!”
“Why? Tell me how you feel.” She suddenly had a clipboard and grew a mustache and bird. “Vat was your fillyhood like? Vhy are you so angry?”
“BECAUSE MOMMY NEVER LOVED ME LIKE SHE LOVED CELLY.” Nightmare Moon bawled.
“Mmmhmm.” She hugged Nightmare Moon. “Shhh, it’s  ok… You can be loved now.
Suddenly, Luna was in her place. “Th-thank you Chocolate. You saved the day, and all of Equestria from Eternal night. To celebrate your single-hoofed victory, I bestow upon you, alicorn powers.” Her horn lit up blue and the magic surrounded Chocolate.
Minutes later Chocolate came down from the stars, now sporting a horn and wings, and several inches taller. “Oh yeah, that’s right.” She smirked.
“CHOCOLATE NOMS IS BEST ALICORN!” They all cheered.

The end, because this is totally the plotline of my story.