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Filthy Rich has had it up to here. He's decided the only way to get rid of Spoiled is by utilising the most permanent method possible. Surprisingly enough though, this isn't quite as simple as it sounds.
A black comedy chock-full of laughs, scares and OOC goodness! Enjoy!
Can be viewed as a prequel to Filthy Rich Gets Divorced (Almost)... but not really, seeing as how events in the last part contradict that fic.
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If he makes it look like an accident, it shoudn't damage his reputation, If he can live the rest of his life with being a murderer
7842309 Yes, he could.
But logic isn't really the point of the fic ... ;)
7842315 yep, better never come up with such a stupid idea
It's not bad. You gonna make a third?
7842333 I hadn't really thought about it. Let's see if there's a demand for a follow-up...
I don't know why I'm not following you, let's rectify that right now... 
P.S I LOVE your stories!
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I have an idea for a third if you want
7842344 I might just take you up on that. Want to tell me here, or via PM?
Hah. This is funny. "A million Pinkie Pies" would make me a murderer too.
7842425 ...Come to think of it, Twi's actions in the episode were quite extreme. Even if they were clones they were still living, breathing creatures.
Great, now I'm overthinking MLP...
Just like everyone else here. HURRAY!!
Poor guy, still don't know if he got the divorce though, but nice prequel. But boy the struggle is real.
Would be interested in a 3 story to this little series of oneshots... (
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Headcanon Accepted
This was perfection. You should be disgusted and proud of yourself.
Me thinks Randolph has watched a lot of police dramas to get his ideas...
7842645 I often am... pats self on the back and slaps round face in the same breath
7842822 Okay. New story should be titled 'How (Not) To Have Your Wife Kidnapped'. I mean he's already tried divorcing and now murder. It's the only next logical step.
Poor Randolph.
7842433 I'd honestly like a fic where Twilight reads about clones having their own thoughts and feelings as well, and thinks about the time she callously murdered possibly hundreds of them instead of perhaps teaching them (since they CAN learn) and sending them elsewhere to have a life. Or letting Celestia (or Luna, since she seems to deal with mental issues more often) take care of it, likely letting her mind-wipe them so they could develop their own personalities besides having minds that were one-track Pinkie Pie minds.
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There's several of such stories revolving around Twilight 'murdering' the Pinkie clones. They felt too preachy. Really reaching just to meet some headcanon a few people came up with trying to make a completely simple banishment-to-back-where-you-came-from into some sort of horror fest and refused to see it any other way.
Short, but made me laugh. This is what I call a great dark comedy!
Reminds me of this song:
and here would be the german original:
7978003 LOL. Thank for giving me a laugh. :D
10 gold bars to the dragon called Garble, all evidence gone and his ego satisfied
Listening to Randolph I keep hearing this AC-DC says it all
https://youtu.be/onE43h_TUUY
No job security quite like knowing where the bodies are buried.
Love this story.