One day Discord had a wonderful idea. It was too peaceful in Equestria. There was a dire need for some chaos. What's more chaotic than a human displaced to Equestria. A human displaced to Equestria with all his memories and lively possessions. Come to find out this human has immense knowledge of both his Homeworld, Earth and Equus. His plan fails and now there's a reasonably angry human in Equestria. One he can't send back. Wait he managed to get Discord to help him in finding someone who could. Now the human has a small part of Discord's power and a mission. First he's got to set up his home.

This story contains Profanity in the form of a protag who swears like a sailor. Dark and insensitive humor in the form of making references to world events. In addition to this the protag uses humor as a coping mechanism so dad jokes beware. Lastly this story contains Violence and Gore not extremely detailed on the gore part but still warning yall folks. Also this story will make references to many media franchises like Fallout, Star Wars, MHA, the Hunger Games, and many others. These aren’t full fledged crossovers of worlds only equipment, vehicles, and possibly the design of characters. Finally there will be a wide variety of military equipment including small arms, artillery, ground, sea, and air vehicles referenced in this fanfic. History nerds unite.

My goal is to upload at least one chapter per week unless I hit a severe case of writer’s block.

The goal of this story is to be an introduction to me as a writer and the world of the Keeper. I hope to learn a great deal from this short fanfic so please leave your feedback both positive and negative. Just keep it constructive. I’ve waited long enough, it's time to see how you like it. Plus if you don’t like this story in particular Janon is kind of a side character so you can still enjoy the expansive world of the Keeper without reading this. Just know you’re destined to find something you like in the world of The Keeper and if not suggestions are always welcome.

Before you ask the cover is an AI-generated image edited by me.

You are Anon, a normal human from a normal world, some day out of nowhere you are not quite in your world anymore. Talking magic horses everywhere you can see, somehow now you are talking with the rulers and goddesses of this world, welp, this will be interesting.

This story is a sequel to Dawn of a New Day

A rewrite of New Horizons...

Bald Ostri, the stallion from the past! Once the consort of Princess Luna, the Slayer of Griffins, had just blown up the mothership of the Storm King's invasion Fleet and left Canterlot. With Chrysalis and Blaze in tow, he's leaving Equestria to explore the world!

This story is a sequel to How many have you forgiven today?

For Anon, so much has changed in a little amount of time. He can't really complain about it either. Things are getting better and he knows that the sisters are happy too. However, there's been a change in Celestia, it's small but it still has him questioning the reason. Did he do something wrong or could it be something else?

A special thanks to the following people:
PeerImagination, Dedicated and always ready to proofread any story I make. (c1-13)
SirReal, Countless hours of editing and refining my story. (c1-8)
Proofreading (c1-6) by Ra1nbowCrasH and Anonimous
I appreciate all the time you've invested in my stories.

When Sam opened his eyes, ready to start his first morning as a college student, the last thing he expected was to find himself in an unfamiliar bedroom, in the equally unfamiliar form of Princess Celestia.

Now trapped in a body teeming with an enormous amount of power and an equally enormous set of responsibilities and worries, Sam needs to get to the bottom of things before Equestria's enemies realize Celestia is not herself and take the advantage.

Cover art is by Nauyaco

One fateful day a simple man is ripped from his comfortable bed and is swung across realities into a world not his own and a body eerily familiar to him.

He now has the eldritch powers of a certain pink earth pony. What will he do with said power? Only time will tell.

The shitposting has been doubled!

Thanks for the feature! 7/5/24 - 11/5/24 And nearly the top of popular!

Here's the link to the original cover art image

[This will be randomly updated whenever I feel like it]

Coverart from HERE

Set shortly after the season 5 premiere, but before episode three

Romance tag readded due to a lack of a certain mare having a ship in the finale.

Normally, Ken wouldn't have minded finding an excuse to get out of school. However, being hit by a car and suddenly waking up as a strange four legged creature with purple fur, wings and a horn is not something he'd have chosen just to play hooky.

Now in a world he continually doesn't understand and makes him... now a her, want to pull her hair out, Ken must learn how to coincide with the creatures of Equestria, while finding her place in this bizare world that defies all senses of logic she was raised with. On top of that, she's now apparently a princess and has to deal with nobles fawning over her, including one male who she knows is definitely just trying to get into her new female parts to breed, and she'll have none of that.

Of all the things she could've chosen to get out of school, this was definitely not one of them and she just wants to go back to normal. Sadly, that doesn't seem likely to happen any time soon.

Though not pertaining to the main character, Romance tag does still apply to other characters in this story. It's just the Tag Limiter wouldn't let me keep Romance Tag after I edited the description a little, so had to remove the tag, even if it still holds some small weight on the story.

Featured Box 16-18/8/2015. Okay. Seriously did not see that coming.

Popular Stories 16-20/8/2015

Featured Box again 6/11/2016 if only for a few moments. I... I honestly don't know what to say

Featured again? Really? Thank you guys, so much

About a month ago If you told me that I would be on a crashing plane heading into the ocean I would have thought you were crazy. But here I was in that exact situation just sitting there thinking about what got me into this so let's go over how I got here...

Shortly before Anonymous is set to operate his food tent during the Summer Sun Celebration, Twilight comes to him with an urgent request to temporarily assist in reforming the former Queen of the Changelings. He initially refuses, but eventually begrudgingly gives in, choosing to trust Twilight's judgement in spite of his ill feelings toward Chrysalis, who isn't fond of him either. Can friendship and kindness bloom where none is permitted?

set in a wacko universe where Chrysalis tried to invade again after the Season 6 finale
tags and rating are susceptible to change as the story develops

Chaotic Harmony, Book 1

Blue Frost is a pony, now. He remembers being a human, but with little else, he must make his way in the world of Equestria and find where he belongs. With the town of Ponyville opening its arms to this new pegasus, Blue forges forward into a life he never thought possible. Laughs, loves, and loss await.

Official remake of my first big series "I Left My World for Ponies?!". While there will be similar plot points, this will be a fresh take on the original story after my years of growing as a reader and a writer.