“Past experience has taught me that telling other ponies about what I do is a bad idea.”

In this economy, it’s hard for recent graduates to find and keep a job. That goes double for a young mare fleeing the personnel of the insane asylum. This is the story, in Ditzy Doo's own words, of how she became a fugitive ... and how she found a place where she could stop running.

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This is a companion piece to Black Magic Mare, Roaming Queen. You should be able to read these two in either order.

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Cover art was slapped together from an art by Krololo and a photo by Chuckcars. Since the latter was released under a Creative Commons license, this cover picture is as well.

Mad props to my pre-readers:
Kuroi Tsubasa Tenshi
Sereg
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A virus quickly breaks out in Equestria, infecting anyone who comes close to the ones already infected. The virus is a form of a parasite, causing the host to commit murderous crimes without remorse or regret.

After many failed attempts to cure these ponies, the mane six decide to stay at Twilight's castle until it's safe to come out again.

But many things need to be done each day to keep everyone safe and well in the castle. Throwing away the trash, getting electricity in the castle to keep working, cleaning around the castle, and much more.

Everyone gets their own tasks and all goes well until a body is found...

Crossover with the game "Among us" on steam or play store. (I'm obsessed lol)

The cover for this story is a cropped version of https://www.deviantart.com/banquo0 's among us crossover art on Deviantart. I'll maybe update it with my own cover later tho.

There was only one explanation. For all of it. All of the strange, erratic behavior. Her irrational fear of the sun. Her nocturnal habits of locking herself in in the dark and closing all the blinds. Wearing her sunglasses everywhere, even inside! It was time to invest in some silver, garlic, and a wooden stake.

Trixie and Starlight discover witchcraft is real, and do the obvious thing about it.

A commission for R5h, who deserves the world and is more patient than I deserve. Edited by MrNumbers.

Patreon. Ko-fi. Picture of me looking handsome.

This story is a sequel to The Loaded Question

Part of the "Royal-Tea" series. In just a few short weeks, Twilight will become the ruler of Equestria, and not long after that, you will be wed to Celestia. You seem to have your ducks in a row in preparation for the life you've always wanted, but your plans come to a screeching halt when you wake up to a world where you're invisible, inaudible, and incorporeal. Not only that, but any sign that you ever existed in the first place has disappeared. What's going on?

A pony and a human discover that the veil separating their worlds is... nothing more than an old shower curtain?

Featured on 2/1/23! Wooo! /)
And again on 2/3/23!
Again on 2/13/23!

You’ve seen Humans in Equestria… but have you seen them done quick? Will PonyRunner420 crumble under the pressure of one frame tricks, uninvited couch commentators, and suspiciously self-aware NPCs, or will he successfully kill Celestia in record time?

A short story about the magic of speedrunning, and it’s power to bring people across the world (and across dimensions) together with the common goal of raising money for charity, and just killing Celestia really fast.

Featured 2023/01/10. You’re supposed to brag about this here right

After storming into Princess Celestia's personal study unannounced, Twilight Sparkle soon learns her yearly battles against the forces of evil are a little more scripted than she'd thought.

And this year, Princess Celestia might've just outdone herself.

Now with a youtube reading! Here!

Luna goes to Manehattan Comic Con in disguise, meeting and spending the day with an online friend there.

Just a quick thing I needed off my mind. Nothing fancy, just a bit of cute, and a bunch of geeking out.

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Working in a dump has its ups and downs - sure, you may go home smelling like trash, but the riches you can find more than make up for it. Gently used furniture, perfectly good books, and even some nearly intact action figures are just the tip of the iceberg of what Anon has found on his daily duties - still, even after years of working at the junkyard, he still stumbles across a few surprises.

Artwork by AnonTheAnon

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