Upon arriving in Hell, you meet Rimmer: a popular clopfic writer. He turns out to be an enigmatic, and frankly concerning individual. Reluctant to share the story of how you yourself ended up in eternal damnation, he instead shares his own. Turns out that it involves a galavant into the pure, innocent world of Equestria, where he then extorted one of their princesses and used her magic to summon a harem of waifus from a myriad of alternate universes and makes them all sit on a couch with him.

This is precisely why magic is not allowed in the human world.

Warning: This is a crackfic intended for comedic purposes! It's not my fault if you try to take this seriously! (At least that's what my lawyer told me). There are so many more crossover series that I could/should tag, but fimfic will only let me tag three of them. Want a complete list? Then look at the cover art, I ain't listing them all here.

Approximately three thousand years before the events of A New Hope, Anonymous and Sunset Shimmer are a pair of Mandalorian bounty hunters in the Star Wars galaxy. With their friend Rarity, they work together to hunt down wanted individuals for anyone willing to pay, while dealing with the corrupt Republic, the hidden Sith, smugglers, crime lords, and nosy Jedi.

Originally a greentext story for /mlp/, I decided to post a non-greentext version here.

Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria wherein the patient/subject is calmed and relaxed through simple displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs. It's surprisingly effective, and leaves the pony happy and content. The strangest thing, however, is that you, a simple human living in Ponyville, 'invented' this practice completely by accident.

*I wrote this a long time ago, before Every Little Thing She Does aired. The first chapter takes place between No Second Prances and that episode, and I decided to touch it up and release it now as an early Christmas gift to you guys, as a simple piece of cute, platonic fluff. More to come, too, when I find the time and inspiration.

Cover art by ElementOfFaith

Unless it's meant to be fixed

Anon is dragged into Equestria by the effects of a mysterious idol belonging to Discord. He is soon discovered by Princess Celestia, Twilight, and Fluttershy, without any memory of how to speak or write clearly, or his past. Fluttershy then volunteers to watch over Anon until the princesses decide on further action. What follows is Anon's attempts at making a new life for himself alongside Fluttershy and her friends.

Featured as of 11/13/2017- Holy moly! A hearty thank-you to everyone who has joined me for the story so far, and a warm welcome to everyone who has yet to hop on board. Enjoy.

Edit as of 2022: Marked as cancelled as a courtesy to anyone who finds this. Between grad school and depression, I lost what direction I had to keep up with the story as intended. There isn't any intention to keep working on it, but I can't bring myself to delete it outright. Please take it as you will, and accept my sincerest apologies that it took so long to make clear.

A certain Moon Princess tells you a story of life, of the past and future, and of joy.

The cover artist is Silfoe

This story is a sequel to A Bunny a Day

The one and only Rainbow Dash. She's strong. She's funny. She's sassy. She's awesome. She's cute. So it's no wonder why you may have a bit of a crush on her... even though she'll never return your feelings.

One day, you spot the spitfire girl sitting alone in a tree mumbling to herself. And she doesn't sound happy. Maybe you can find out what's bothering her?

It probably won't work, but it's worth a try. Maybe it won't be such a bad idea after all?

5th installment of the The Cute, the Fluffy, and Romantic

WARNING: May contain lots of fluff

Idea and description by Harmony Pie

**Featured from August 20-21, 2016

This story is a sequel to A Cupcake for Your Thoughts

Of all the girls at CHS, there's one in particular who's caught your eye. Rarity, the proper, well-spoken, and fabulous fashonista. Her poise and mannerisms are so unique and attractive. You'd give anything for a chance to ask her out. But she's way out of your league, and could find someone infinitely better than you.

During a violently stormy school day, you see Rarity fall in a puddle outside in the torrential downpour. You offer help, and perhaps your single act of generosity will make your dreams a reality.

2nd installment of the The Cute, the Fluffy, and Romantic

WARNING: May contain lots of fluff

**Featured on July 5, 2016

In class, there's a certain pink-haired girl who sits behind you, and she won't stop pestering you. She pokes you, pranks you, talks constantly, and is very loud. When you get partnered with her for a project, you assume life will be hell for the next two weeks.

When she invites you over to her house to work, however, your initial image of her is shattered. But maybe that's not such a bad thing. In fact, it just might be the most wonderful thing to ever happen to you.

1st installment of the The Cute, the Fluffy, and Romantic

WARNING: May contain lots of fluff

**Featured on July 4, 2016

This story is a sequel to Rainbow Dash is Hitting on You

You are Rarity, a fashion designer in Ponyville, along with one of the few members of the Council of Friendship. Life is good, you are good, your friends are good...

Well, for the most part.

3 months. Rainbow Dash says that she'd been hitting on this stallion for 3 months now, and was getting nowhere. She needs your help! And yet, Rainbow is quite reluctant.

Pfft, khh. It's not like this happens everyday! She clearly doesn't know she needs some help with her potential stallionfriend. So you're going to go visit this 'Sunshine Sprite' character and explain all this to him, for both Rainbow and his own benefit.

After all, what could possibly go wrong?

Thanks to my editor, Android, for making sure things don't look sloppy.