This story is a sequel to Schadenfreude

Schadenfreude. A name known throughout the castle, and frequently spoken in conjunction with the phrase "Oh, hell no." He's annoying. He's an expert at annoying the crap out of ponies. And he's Prince Blueblood's butler.

He also loves his job.

Join Schadenfreude as he regales with the tale of how Princess Twilight tries to correct his Cutie Mark.

It's a doozy. Or not.

(New cover art by the fantastic TodayIWriteFanfics!)

When you're in a relationship, you shouldn't keep secrets, right? That's what Lyra thinks, anyway. Unfortunately, she probably should have brought this up sooner.

(warning 1: Despite the Teen rating, the story has futa-related subject matter, though not explicitly. If that's not your thing, just be aware.)

(warning 2: This isn't not as comedic as my other writing.)

Written for the futaquestria group's 2013 write-off.

Celestia lays an egg, really, there's nothing more to it.

Okay maybe a love triangle is involved somehow, but that's really it.

This story is a sequel to Let's Be Evil!

Pinkie Pie's at it again! This time, she comes up with a game for her and her friends to play wherein they randomly choose eligible stallions out of a bag, and have a month to make a love connection with the stallion they choose.

Seems simple enough, right?

...yeah, right.

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King Sombra has a problem. A Twilight Sparkle shaped problem. The evil ruler of the Crystal Kingdom is about to be overthrown unless he can hold out until reinforcements arrive.

Seven days of keeping Twilight at bay. What's the worst that can happen?

All he has to lose is his self-respect and dignity...

The Alicorn Amulet twists its wearer into madness and megalomania. Nopony can wear it without repercussions, both for themselves and others. Nopony is safe. Nopony is exempt.

Still, nopony expected him.

Dash goes and visits Pinkie after a flight practice, but a terrible tragedy happened to Rainbow which prevents her from flying. Now she's moved in with Pinkie, but can she keep up with all the sweets Pinkie makes?

It is in very ancient times (around 5,000 years before the first Hearth's Warming Eve) and the ponies and draconequuses who once shared Equestria are now in a great war between Queen Faust with the Elements of Harmony and King Draconerus with the Elements of Chaos. The war just seems like endless bloodshed, but everything seems to change when two babies are born on the same day, Celestia and Discord. Are these two destined to be with each other or to be mortal enemies?

-Edited by BlazingBlade7
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Blazinblade7

-The prologue is extremely rushed because it's not the actual story it's just trying to cram a whole bunch of background information in 4 paragraphs because to explain it all in great detail would take me about 20 paragraphs, but the ideas will be better explained throughout the story, so don't let the pace throw you off just read for the ideas.

-The picture was made by http://jennieoo.deviantart.com and her picture gave me the entire inspiration for this story

Rainbow Dash Forgets Her Canteen one summer and needs a drink. She Gets Help From Pinkie Pie, with unusual consequences.

Warning: Water Inflation!

When Clarabel prepares for winter, she gets everything she needs. Maybe a little too much as her gluttonous friend, Anarchy Dash, decides to help out by lightening the load. But that's not so bad, is it?

This story is for BlueFlareEX on DeviantArt for winning the last contest! I hope you all enjoy!